The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

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In Week 10 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ...the New York Jets are the crazy uncle Tommy of the NFL, for they look best when they're not present. - ..., when Bill Belichick is handed a shit sandwich, he turns it into two dozen roses. - ...Lamar Jackson can throw the football about as far as Danny DeVito can throw Arnold Schwarzenegger. - ...Nick Chubb is a smart man's Todd Gurley. - ..., even though Drew Brees has cracked ribs, a collapsed lung, a torn heart, and a pair of missing hands, Sean Payton is still thinking about starting him over Jameis Winston. - ..., when at confession last week, Bills and Cardinals fans didn't realize until Sunday that the hail marys were to be taken literally. - ...the fade pass is about as useless as a Democrat voting in Wyoming. - ..., at Thanksgiving dinner, deaf football fans will say, "We're truly grateful for not having to listen to Matt Millen's announcing on Sundays. Amen." - ...Russell Wilson is celebrating

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 89: Denial Is Just a River in Trumplandia Premiere Date: 11/13/20 Length: 5:18 (906 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/denial-is-just-a-river-in-trumplandia/ Transcript:  Welcome to I Feel Snitty , episode 89, entitled, “Denial Is Just a River in Trumplandia.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki.   I recently engaged in a post-election discussion, where I essentially said, “If Donald Trump had won re-election, we would no longer be a republic when he left office.”   The response I received was, “That’s a bit extreme.”   I find this reaction to be all too common among those who either see Donald Trump as the Second Coming or just see him as another president. When I hear such calm, almost indifferent rhetoric, I just want to shake the person and say, “Hello! Did you forget your 18 th cup of Folgers again? Wake the fuck up, McFly!”   The first mistake I hear people make when claiming Donald Trump would never overturn the republic i

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "Denial Is Just a River in Trumplandia," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: As Yoda would say, "Strong with Trumpsters, the deep state of denial is." In this episode, I rebut their naive claim that Donald Trump isn't actively trying to destroy our republic.  The episode can be heard in its entirety at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/denial-is-just-a-river-in-trumplandia/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 88: The Stupidest Post in the World Premiere Date: 11/13/20 Length: 16:38 (2,929 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-stupidest-post-in-the-world/ Transcript:  Welcome to I Feel Snitty , episode 88, entitled, “The Stupidest Post in the World.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki.   If you’ve had a Facebook account for more than 15 seconds, chances are you’ve run into a post which has come across as so ridiculous, you checked the individual’s photo just to make sure a tinfoil hat didn’t write it. Well, I’m here to tell you I’ve stumbled upon one even more asinine than that. It was apparently written just after Joe Biden was announced as the 46 th President of the United States. Here it is, the stupidest post in the world.   “I believe every word. Sad for future generations...   This is what happened with the Election Now you understand why there was never any action against the Clintons or Obama, how they destroyed emails and eviden