Wednesday, June 29, 2016

My most widely circulated tweet of all time!

In light of the Benghazi committee's report and conference yesterday, I posted this tweet on my Twitter page:

Benghazi: 4 die GOP: "Let's research this for 4 straight years." Gun violence: 400,000+ die since 9/11 GOP: "This needs no research."

To this point, it's collected 1,572 likes and 1,538 retweets. To check it out, "like," "retweet," and/or leave a comment, go to this link:

https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki/status/747797566339813376

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Info on my Facebook business, Twitter, and Tumblr pages

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here:

http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl


Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 39,502 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here:

https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki


Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link:

http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

Weekly update of my book information

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books.

All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others):

http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q=

The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

Monday, June 27, 2016

"The Tracy Fort Show" (6/27/16)

In case you missed it, here's my latest appearance on The Tracy Fort Show:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/06/27/this-week-in-politics-with-craig-rozniecki

#TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet when trying to make sense of Sarah Palin
150 Likes, 85 Retweets

2) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet by not blinking for two straight hours
123 Likes, 56 Retweets

3) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet and are now asking for million-dollar loans from their fathers
59 Likes, 21 Retweets

4) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet by saying they broke it but providing no specific plan on how to do so
31 Likes, 10 Retweets

5) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet, or so they thought. They simply forgot to press the power button.
31 Likes, 7 Retweets

6) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet because they thought it might be Mexican
24 Likes, 9 Retweets

6) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet bc it was on their bucket list, along w/: Punishing women for abortions, preventing equal pay & world domination
29 Likes, 4 Retweets

8) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet and then blame Obama
25 Likes, 6 Retweets

9) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet after the rodents on Trump's head start running toward their computers & they open fire
19 Likes, 11 Retweets

10) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet to prove that the only way to stop a bad Internet-breaker with a gun is a good Internet-breaker with a gun
21 Likes, 5 Retweets

10) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet by building a bigly cyber wall and making the Internet pay for it
24 Likes, 2 Retweets

12) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet after becoming enraged when asked the question, "W/out using your phone, what is the definition of 'specific'?"
17 Likes, 7 Retweets

13) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet after fact-checkers debunk Trump's claim that skydivers with parachutes in space disproves gravity on earth
13 Likes, 9 Retweets

13) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet after being asked to explain Trump's 87 flip-flops on whether or not women should be punished for abortions
16 Likes, 6 Retweets

15) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet before celebrating by eating taco bowls at Trump Tower
14 Likes, 6 Retweets

16) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet with guns, while shouting, "Guns don't break the Internets; people break the Internets!"
16 Likes, 3 Retweets

17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet, to which Trump responds, "Gore invented the Internets, I break it. That's how the Internets works, believe me."
8 Likes, 9 Retweets

17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet while trying to download the largest file on record, entitled, "Trump's Lies: From the Yugest to His Hand Size"
13 Likes, 4 Retweets

17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet after getting asked about Brexit & taking offense, saying, "Make your own damn breakfast!"
14 Likes, 3 Retweets

17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet as a symbolic foreshadowing of what Trump will do to the country if elected president
15 Likes, 2 Retweets

17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet because they want to feel like they're edging closer to the ultimate goal Trump established w/his 6 bankruptcies
16 Likes, 1 Retweet

17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet but not really, as they follow the steps in a debunked chain email and fail, claiming, "The Internet's biased!"
16 Likes, 1 Retweet

23) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet because the Bible told them to do so - in the book of Two Corinthians as a matter of fact
11 Likes, 4 Retweets

24) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet because when asked, "What would Jesus do?" they immediately responded, "Like break the Internet. Duh!"
11 Likes, 3 Retweets

24) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet because, like with Trump, they want to "Make America Break Again"
13 Likes, 1 Retweet

26) Fearful of radical Internetists, hoping to temporarily ban them, #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet
7 Likes, 2 Retweets

27) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet, while yelling, "You see? Worldwide connecting is a hoax, folks!"
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

28) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet, saying, "We're gonna make the Internet great again!"
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

29) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet and are now proudly declaring, "We built that!"
1 Like, 0 Retweets

Totals: 745 Likes, 279 Retweets (Averages of 25.7 Likes, 9.6 Retweets)

Sunday, June 26, 2016

My next appearance on "The Tracy Fort Show"

I just thought I'd let my readers know that I'm scheduled to be on The Tracy Fort Show tomorrow from 3:30 to 5:30 pm EST. To hear us live, just click on this link at that time - http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/06/27/this-week-in-politics-with-craig-rozniecki

If you're unable to listen to the live airing of the show, I'll be sure to make another post with information on how to hear the recording. Have a great start to your week, and enjoy!

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Trump: Big-league or bigly? Does it even matter?

While bigly is actually a word, it's not commonly used, and sounds rather comical. So when it sounded as though Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump used this term on a number of occasions, comedians poked fun at him while supporters laid claim that their candidate said big-league, not bigly. Given the context of many of his quotes, does it even matter which term he used?

First off, what is big-league? Here are the two definitions of the term:

1) "of or belonging to a major league"

2) "among the largest, foremost, etc., of its kind"

Given that, let's look back at some of Trump's bigly moments and see how he'd come across if he indeed said big-league:

Original quote: "We're not going to lose. We're going to start winning again, and we're going to win bigly."

Big-league version #1: "We're not going to lose. We're going to start winning again, and we're going to win of or belonging to a major league."

Big-league version #2: "We're not going to lose. We're going to start winning again, and we're going to win among the largest, foremost, etc., of its kind."


Original quote: "Iran is taking over Iraq, and they’re taking it over bigly."

Big-league version #1: "Iran is taking over Iraq, and they’re taking it over of or belonging to a major league."

Big-league version #2: "Iran is taking over Iraq, and they’re taking it over among the largest, foremost, etc., of its kind."


Original quote: “Obamacare kicks in in 2016, really bigly.”

Big-league version #1: "Obamacare kicks in in 2016, really of or belonging to a major league."

Big-league version #2: "Obamacare kicks in in 2016, really among the largest, foremost, etc., of its kind."


Original quote: “I'm talking about illegal immigrants ... at least Fox is being honest because they're now talking about it bigly.”

Big-league version #1: "I'm talking about illegal immigrants ... at least Fox is being honest because they're now talking about it of or belonging to a major league."

Big-league version #2: "I'm talking about illegal immigrants ... at least Fox is being honest because they're now talking about it among the largest, foremost, etc., of its kind."


Original quote: “Ask yourself, who is really the friend of women and the LGBT community, Donald Trump with actions, or Hillary Clinton with her words? I will tell you who the better friend is and someday, I believe that will be proven out bigly."

Big-league version #1: "Ask yourself, who is really the friend of women and the LGBT community, Donald Trump with actions, or Hillary Clinton with her words? I will tell you who the better friend is and someday, I believe that will be proven out of or belonging to a major league."

Big-league version #2: "Ask yourself, who is really the friend of women and the LGBT community, Donald Trump with actions, or Hillary Clinton with her words? I will tell you who the better friend is and someday, I believe that will be proven out among the largest, foremost, etc., of its kind."

Yeah, sorry, The Donald sounds rather comical regardless of the word he used...

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/big-league

http://www.bustle.com/articles/158706-donald-trump-says-bigly-the-internet-reacts-in-a-delightfully-bigly-way

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/09/24/bigly_or_big_league_what_exactly_is_donald_trump_saying.html

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/09/24/bigly_or_big_league_what_exactly_is_donald_trump_saying.html

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/09/24/bigly_or_big_league_what_exactly_is_donald_trump_saying.html

http://dailycaller.com/2016/06/13/trump-hillary-cant-claim-to-be-a-friend-of-the-gay-community-with-her-immigration-policy-video/#ixzz4BV0YOIDi

The Constitution: Modern-Day Republican Version

Far-right Republicans often like to call themselves Constitutionalists, but just how accurate is that label? If the modern-day GOP were to write the Constitution today, here are just a few changes I think they'd make:

1st Amendment
"Congress shall respect Jerry Falwell's interpretation of Christianity more than any other religion. Due to that, Congress shall make no law prohibiting freedom of speech, even when this speech negates others of their rights. Conservative-friendly media outlets should be so free they're allowed to tell the world that gravity was a myth passed down by one King Fallen without so much as a smirk."

2nd Amendment
"An unregulated Militia, being necessary to the profit of the National Rifle Association, the right of the people to keep and bear firearms which could potentially kill 200 people per minute, shall not be infringed, because Jesus."

4th Amendment
"The right of the people to feel secure in their homes against unreasonable searches and seizures shall only be violated when the nation is frightened of Muslim terrorists, which is always."

6th Amendment
"In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence - unless he's black."

8th Amendment
"Outside of fatal shock therapy ordered by the State, cruel and unusual punishments shall not be inflicted, so long as grand flexibility is provided with regard to the terms 'cruel' and 'unusual'."

12th Amendment
"The person having the greatest number of votes for president shall become president, except for the times when the person with fewer votes becomes president."

13th Amendment
"Slavery is like so not cool we should pretend it never happened. Thanks, Texas."

14th Amendment
"All persons who are descendents of those whom weren't originally born in this country but stole it from others shall be seen as citizens of the United States. As far as descendents of those who were originally from this country go, they should try their luck at the penny slots."

15th Amendment
"Persons can't be denied the right to vote based on race or color, but laws can be passed to make it more difficult for them to do so. The fewer that vote, the better. All hail democracy!"

26th Amendment
"Persons 18-years-old or older can't be denied the right to vote. If they're between the ages of 18 and 20, however, while they can be sent off to war and potentially shot in the process, they can't legally buy a shot of O'Doul's."

http://www.senate.gov/civics/constitution_item/constitution.htm

Refuting another ridiculous anti-gun control Facebook meme

It seems that whenever a mass shooting occurs in this country, the NRA is ready to release a handful of memes which combat gun control advocates' arguments. In light of the horrific Orlando shooting a couple weeks ago, this cycle again repeated itself, and again, the meme was so asinine, I felt the need to comment on it. Here's what it said:

"Anyone using their 1st Amendment rights on the Internet to tell me the 2nd Amendment only covers muskets because the AR was not invented yet. Get off your computer and write me a letter with a quill pen, then have it delivered by some guy on a horse and then and only then can we start the discussion of why you are wrong."

I'm sorry, but did the Founding Fathers ever write the following words in the Constitution?

"A well regulated student body, being necessary to the academic progression of our citizens, the right of the people to keep and write with quill pens, shall not be infringed."

or

"A well regulated We All Wanna Be Cowboys club, being necessary to transporting between home and work, the right of the people to keep and ride horses, shall not be infringed."

Uh, no.

Also, have the make-believe groups QPA (Quill Pen Association) or HRA (Horse Riding Association) ever been up in arms due to Congress trying to pass laws which would potentially result in a decrease of sales? Have ardent QPA supporters been known to blurt out the words, "Don't take away our quill pens!" Again, no.

Not only that, but let's look at the main purpose of each of these entities: 1) Pens - to write (or perhaps draw); 2) Horses - to live, be a source of companionship, and to ride; and 3) Guns - to kill.

So yes, the comparison being made in this meme is so facepalm-worthy, 3 out of 5 cyclopses accidentally remove their eye in the process. Even so, though, let's dig a bit deeper. Gun control advocates aren't saying, "Well, if we only had muskets during the time of the Constitution, we should stick with those types of firearms and everything else that was around at the time, like quill pens!" No, gun control advocates are simply saying, "Many gun rights enthusiasts like to cling to the Founding Fathers and the 2nd Amendment in the Constitution to defend their beliefs, but the fact of the matter is, things have changed since 1787, so we can't say the Founders, when writing the Constitution, could have envisioned modern-day assault rifles, and due to that, we can't accurately speculate on how they would view such weaponry. If we go by the words of those who were around in 1787 with regard to guns, does this mean we should go by their words with regard to everything else as well?"

That's the thing. This meme can be turned right back around on gun rights enthusiasts with little to no effort at all.

Gun rights enthusiasts: "If you think because only muskets were around during the time of the Constitution, the 2nd Amendment only applies to them, what about quill pens and horses? Go right ahead and write and transport with those things!"

Gun control advocates: "So you're saying we should go by all the thoughts and beliefs of those who were around over 200 years ago? If that's the case, why don't you still use muskets, quill pens, and get to work via horse?"

Lastly, for those who like to bring the "puckle gun" into this debate, let's look at the numbers, shall we?

Muskets: Fired 2-5 rounds per minute (1 round every 12-30 seconds)

Puckle guns: Fired 9 rounds per minute (1 round every 6.7 seconds)

M16: Fires 150-200 rounds per minute (2.5-3.3 rounds every second)

So, yeah, based on those numbers, comparing the Puckle gun to an M16 is worse than comparing Darko Milicic to Michael Jordan. Let that sink in...

http://www.politifact.com/florida/statements/2016/jun/14/alan-grayson/orlando-democrat-alan-grayson-700-rounds-minute/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puckle_gun - 9 rounds per minute (compared to 2-5 rounds per minute for muskets)

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/j/jordami01.html

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/m/milicda01.html

Ten new Donald Trump-inspired parodies!

I've written and recorded ten more Donald Trump-inspired parodies. These include: - "He's Too Testy" (based off Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy")/lyrics can be found here - http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2016/06/parody-hes-too-testy-to-tune-of-right.html) - "Tangerine" (based off Bush's "Glycerine")/lyrics can be found here - http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2016/06/parody-tangerine-to-tune-of-bushs.html - "Constant Contradiction" (based off Green Day's "Walking Contradiction")/lyrics can be found here - http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2016/06/parody-constant-contradiction-to-tune.html - "A Stain On Our Lives" (based off Green Day's "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)")/lyrics can be found here - http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2016/06/parody-stain-on-our-lives-to-tune-of.html - "Ready to Take Us Back Again" (based off Barry Manilow's "Ready to Take a Chance Again")/lyrics can be found here - http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2016/06/parody-ready-to-take-us-back-again-to.html - "The Man Is Deranged" (based off The Doors' "People Are Strange")/lyrics can be found here - http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2016/06/parody-man-is-deranged-to-tune-of-doors.html - "Reich Dreams (Are Made of This)" (based off the Eurythmics' "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)")/lyrics can be found here - http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2016/06/parody-reich-dreams-are-made-of-this-to.html - "Debunk You in a Heartbeat" (based off Def Leppard's "Miss You in a Heartbeat")/lyrics can be found here - http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2016/06/parody-debunk-you-in-heartbeat-to-tune.html - "(Everything He Does) He Does It For Him" (based off Bryan Adams' "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You")/lyrics can be found here - http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2016/06/parody-everything-he-does-he-does-it.html - "H-A-T-E" (based off Nat King Cole's "L-O-V-E")/lyrics can be found here - http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2016/06/parody-h-t-e-to-tune-of-nat-king-coles.html All 15 parodies can be downloaded and heard here - https://sites.google.com/site/roznieckiparodies/home?pli=1

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

"The Tracy Fort Show" (6/22/16)

Here is my latest appearance on The Tracy Fort Show (6/22/16 episode):

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/06/22/this-wednesday-romaine-patterson-joins-our-show-here-during-pride-week

#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ

I had a lot of fun with the trending hashtag #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "Have you ever resorted to the liberal media? Examples include: Dictionaries, encyclopedias, & numbers."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
124 Likes, 58 Retweets

2) "If Donald's lips move in a forest but no one's there to hear it, did he lie?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
63 Likes, 31 Retweets

3) "Use 'bigly' in a sentence..."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
57 Likes, 22 Retweets

4) "Since 94% of terror attacks in the U.S. are by non-Muslims, why is 6% greater than 94%?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
48 Likes, 30 Retweets

4) "If you didn't like your neighbors, would you ever build a wall between your houses & make them pay for it?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
58 Likes, 20 Retweets

6) "If a gun falls out of someone's pocket, shoots, & kills someone, did the gun have anything to do with it?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
32 Likes, 11 Retweets

7) "How should Donald feel about having the support of North Korea, the NRA, the KKK, & Satan?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
24 Likes, 16 Retweets

8) "Like 70% of the population, is one of your dreams telling Donald face-to-face, 'You're fired!'?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
26 Likes, 8 Retweets

9) "Is your favorite word longer than four letters? If so, I'm sorry, but you won't be right for this campaign."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
23 Likes, 8 Retweets

9) "How often should blacks be called 'the blacks'? A) Always, B) Almost always, C) Somewhere between A and B?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
24 Likes, 7 Retweets

11) "When trying to prove a debunked point of his, Donald often refers to 'this guy I know.' Are you that guy?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
23 Likes, 7 Retweets

12) "On a scale from 1 to 10, how much would it bother you to be called 'Hitler's little helper' by some?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
16 Likes, 13 Retweets

12) "When Donald says he both supports & opposes something within a 5-second span, what's he trying to say?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
21 Likes, 8 Retweets

12) "If 97 doctors say smoking is harmful & 3 say it isn't, in 2 words or less, why are the 3 doctors right?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
22 Likes, 7 Retweets

12) "Have you ever read the book of Two Corinthians? If so, what'd you think about it?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
23 Likes, 6 Retweets

16) "Do you have more political experience than Trump, which is 0? No? Fantastic. Want to be his running mate?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
20 Likes, 8 Retweets

16) "Who is Scott Baio?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
24 Likes, 4 Retweets

18) "There have been 3,000+ terrorism-related/400,000+ gun deaths since 9/11. Why is 3,000 greater than 400,000?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
20 Likes, 7 Retweets

19) "If the phrase, 'If you don't use it, you lose it' is true, why does Trump still have a brain?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
18 Likes, 8 Retweets

19) "Have you ever correctly spelled the word teleprompter when it wasn't spelled out for you on a teleprompter?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
21 Likes, 5 Retweets

21) "If you were Donald, would you say you wanted to bang your daughter as well?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
13 Likes, 12 Retweets

22) "If Trumpty Dumpty builds a wall, will you be there to catch him when he has a great fall?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
18 Likes, 6 Retweets

23) "True or very true - a $1 million loan from your father is a tiny, tiny loan?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
16 Likes, 6 Retweets

24) "Why do you think hate is so awesome? Take your time. I could go on about this all day..."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
15 Likes, 6 Retweets

24) "Can you speak fluent vague-ian, vague-uguese, vague-ish, or whatever?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
16 Likes, 5 Retweets

26) "If Willy Wonka also gave you orders to spray-tan yourself orange, what would you do?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
14 Likes, 5 Retweets

27) "Are you an illegal immigrant who has previously worked for Mr. Trump?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
10 Likes, 6 Retweets

27) "What's your worst experience w/one of them (derogatory term) & why do you think people call us racists?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
10 Likes, 6 Retweets

27) "With his three marriages and all, are you doing as much as Donald on saving the sanctity of marriage?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
16 Likes, 0 Retweets

30) "True or very true - Trump saying 'go f*ck themselves' is more Christian than anything Obama could say/do?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
8 Likes, 7 Retweets

31) "Will you promise to lie more than Donald? Three honest statements out of ten is at least one too many..."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
9 Likes, 5 Retweets

31) "Do you, like the best and brightest among us, believe 'apology' to be a bad word?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
12 Likes, 2 Retweets

33) "Would you ever try to show Donald up by surpassing his record of 85 flip-flops on one subject in an hour?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
10 Likes, 2 Retweets

34) "Do you respect women and their young beautiful asses as much as Donald?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
7 Likes, 4 Retweets

34) "How would you make orange sexy again, I mean, sexy for the first time?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
8 Likes, 3 Retweets

36) "Taco bowl at Trump Tower on Cinco de Mayo: Awesome, Awesomest, or Yugest Bigliest Form of Awesome Ever?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
7 Likes, 3 Retweets

37) "Which source is least reliable? Daily horoscopes, the National Enquirer, dead psychics, or FactCheck?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
5 Likes, 4 Retweets

38) "How many times per year does Uranus orbit around Trump's head?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
4 Likes, 3 Retweets

38) "Is Heidi Klum a 10? If you say yes, would you like to see that eye doctor person, Rand Paul?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
5 Likes, 2 Retweets

40) "Are your hands yuge?"
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

41) "Is political correctness more dangerous than correctness? Hint: They both suck."
#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ
1 Like, 2 Retweets

Totals: 897 Likes, 373 Retweets (Averages of 21.9 Likes, 9.1 Retweets)

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

eTrumptyDumpty

Well, it's here, what we've all been waiting for - a Donald Trump supporter dating site. TrumpSingles.com, created by 35-year-old lifetime Republican David Goss, isn't a parody site. It's objective is to bring Trump supporters together and find love in the process. It may cost $4.95 per month, but as always, poking fun of the site is priceless. :: cue the MasterCard commercial theme song ::

Given what Trump has said in the past, I envision the following profile of a male TrumpSingles.com member:

Self-Summary

I'm like all the other guys, only better. Okay, I'm the best. Modesty can only get a person so far, right? I'm handsome, brilliant, genius really, rich, with lots of money, and yuge. I like long walks on the beach, while holding my massive artillery, and pretending I have Tourette's Syndrome. Sometimes I get a little tired of being the best at everything, but as the saying goes, "You can't spell 'the best and brightest in the world' without 'me,'" right? As they say in the courts, "The prostitution rests, your honor."


What I'm Doing With My Life

Bringing fear to the masses, reigniting long-denied prejudices, you know, making America hate again. I want to ban, deport, and bomb people, because I'm a peacemaker like that.


The First Thing People Notice About Me

Probably my unique hair, this Chester Cheetah thing I got going on, my massively small hands, and other massively small things all over my body.


Favorite Books, Movies, Shows, Music, And Food

The Bible is for sure the best book in the world. I especially like the following books: Two Corinthians; Dude, You're On Me; Adverbs; oh, and of course, the very first book - Phil Collins. I'm not huge into movies, TV shows, or music, but love what the blacks bring to the table there. As far as food goes, I've got two words for you - taco bowl on Cinco de Mayo.


The Six Things I could Never Do Without

1) Deporting foreigners

2) Foreign women

3) Willy Wonka

4) An 'I'd Do Me' bumper sticker

5) Gullibility

6) A calculator :: checks it ::. Okay, it looks like I'm done with this question.


I Spend A Lot Of Time Thinking About

Respecting women, as well as young beautiful pieces of ass


On A Typical Friday Night I Am

Probably playing a game I created called Sort Of Jeopardy, where vague answers are given and even vaguer questions are then provided to those answers. For example, the card I'm holding up right now says, "This is it." So I'd then respond with "What is that thing?" and that'd be right. Very fun game. Very very fun.


The Most Private Thing I'm Willing To Admit

In week 2 of our relationship, an ex of mine started providing me a teleprompter for our dates, in fear of what I'd say without it.


You Should Message Me If

You're hotter than that sub-10 Heidi Klum. It also helps if you're a foreigner that doesn't speak gooder English than me.

http://nypost.com/2016/06/09/this-dating-site-is-for-trump-lovers-only/

Closing out the NBA season: Barkley, Ayesha, babies, and more!

The NBA season is finally over, so I thought I'd provide some closing thoughts:

- While NBA analyst Charles Barkley is entertaining at times, the guy comes across as batsh*t crazy at others (or perhaps it's this batsh*t craziness which makes him entertaining). The man can't seem to given an ounce of respect for the Golden State Warriors, even though the team won the championship a year ago and had the best record in league history this season. The team may be drastically different to teams he played for a couple decades ago, but give credit where credit is due. Not only has he made a habit of bashing the Warriors, he hasn't been coy about bashing LeBron James. Even after James' incredible close to the finals, resulting in his third championship ring, Barkley decided it was again time to say the finals MVP still doesn't rank in his top 5 of all time. The guy isn't receiving letters from AARP just yet. He has three championships to his credit, not to mention numerous individual awards. Let's allow the guy to finish his career first before making such ridiculous claims, especially directly following his fantastic run late in the finals. Again, give credit where credit is due. Golden State has had a great team these past two years and LeBron James is a great basketball player. Period.

- No, Ayesha Curry (Stephen Curry's wife) shouldn't have tweeted that game 6 was rigged, but let's give the woman a break here. She allowed her emotions to get the best of her, but she's not the first person to have done this. Also, while I don't think the finals were rigged, considering the fact there have been such instances in the past and the league is about entertainment, ratings, and money first and foremost, let's also not pretend that her comment was any more ridiculous than what Donald Trump says at any and every rally. As a matter of fact, I'll go on the record to say Ms. Curry's tweet was actually more sane than 75% of the things Trump says at such events. I'm happy for the city of Cleveland, but Draymond Green shouldn't have been suspended for game 5, Stephen Curry shouldn't have picked up multiple fouls in game 6, and Cleveland shouldn't have had a 2 : 1 advantage from the free throw line in game 7. Was the series rigged? Highly unlikely. Should we cast Ms. Curry as crazy? No again.

- I don't understand why so many people are poking fun at LeBron James' post-game sobbing. The man is a human being, with real emotions. So what if he let's those emotions show after such a great accomplishment? Just because a grown man cries, that doesn't mark him as weak, and just because a grown woman doesn't cry, that doesn' mark her as strong. Men and women alike should be afforded the right to cry without fear of judgment from onlookers.

- Enough with pointing at teams' star players and calling them babies/whiners. Point out an NBA player that complains about officiating and I'll point out a mosquito that likes blood. They all do it. Has Stephen Curry complained? Yes. Has LeBron James complained? Yes. Did Michael Jordan and Larry Bird ever complain? Yes again.

- Lastly, for a 7-game NBA finals, excluding game 7, that had to be one of the dullest championship series I've ever watched. Leading up to game 7, the closest game in the series had been 12 points. When one team showed up, the other decided not to do so, and vice versa. In spite of that, I am grateful that game 7 went down to the wire. Congratulations to both the Cleveland Cavaliers and Golden State Warriors on great seasons. With the way things have been trending the past couple years, perhaps the two teams will provide us a rubber match in the 2016-2017 season.

Info on my Facebook business, Twitter, and Tumblr pages

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here:

http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl


Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 39,081 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here:

https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki


Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link:

http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

Weekly update of my book information

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books.

All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others):

http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q=

The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle