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An Ode to My Cousin Jason

A cousin and friend of mine recently died from suicide via overdose. Upon his passing, I wrote him this. An Ode to Jason Just one more hit Won't be the end of it Just one more taste Mustn't go to waste I breathe life in Through a loaded pipe Exhaling problems Tossing them to the side I snort some magic In powder form The pain vanishes I need some more I insert medicine The doctor never prescribed Take me away from today Take me away from this life Saddened to see you leave I breathe life in Hoping the pain has left You'll be forever missed.
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"Baby Reindeer" - Like My Abuse, a Show I'll Never Forget

Ever watch a film or series, which really hits home? For whatever reason, you fully identify with a character, and oddly almost feel as though it's your story being told? I went through said surreal experience just yesterday, as I binge-watched the new Netflix series, Baby Reindeer .  The series was created by writer/comedian Richard Gadd, who shares his adult life story, in chasing his dream of being a stand-up comedian.  First, I want to say the series is quite incredible. I don't believe I've ever related so strongly to a show. Secondly, if you haven't seen the show, please read with caution. While Baby Reindeer isn't a whodunnit, I don't want to spoil the experience for anyone. Richard Gadd's character is Donny, whom I will be referring to throughout this piece. Donny has long aspired to be a stand-up comedian. His shtick is prop-heavy, kind of cheesy, and not at all well-received at first, as he plays in front of couples of people at a dive bar. That i

New comment on my latest book, "Back to the Failure"

I just received this comment on my latest book, "Back to the Failure": - "You have a wonderful sense of humor!" The book can be found and purchased here. - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_20?crid=2QLD3LAR9CJLL&keywords=Rozniecki&qid=1694113869&sprefix=rozniecki%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-20&ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=6e0fdccc-49c5-4067-ac46-2ef79824290f&dplnkId=41b87da0-1507-4e70-bb61-706227a2ffe9

The Trump Bible!

BREAKING NEWS: I've just gotten a hold of the Trump Bible! Since he's never read a word of the actual Bible, it's no surprise to see these are books listed in his version of it: Bold Testament - Genocide - Exes Suck - Cussing Levites - I Know Numbers; I Have the Best Numbers, Believe Me - Dude, You’re Hot on Me - Joshua Tree - Fake, No Good, Corrupt Judges, Who Are Only Out to Get Me - Baby Ruth - One Samuel Adams - Make That Two Samuel Adams - One Kings - Two King - One Criminals - Two Criminal - Not Better Than Ezra, Believe Me - Nehemiah Was a Bullfrog - Tobit or Not Tobit - Hey Judith - The Esther Bunny - One Mack Daddies - Two Mack Daddy - Between Jobs - Psalm Trees - Proverbs: I/Me/My/Mine - Eh, That Shit’s Nasty - Banned to Play Any Song or Songs at My Rallies - Wisdumb - Honey Siracha - Isaiah the Best Words - Jeremiah Wrong - Lame Plantations - Baruch, Baruch, Baruch Is on Fire - Ezekial? Never Knew Him - Coffee-Boy Daniel - Hosee? See Ho - The First Joel - Amos &a

New comment on my latest book, "Back to the Failure"

I received this comment on my latest book, "Back to the Failure": - "Your book is so funny and insightful. Well done with a very hard combination to hit. It was like Catch 22." The book can be found and purchased here. - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_20?crid=2QLD3LAR9CJLL&keywords=Rozniecki&qid=1694113869&sprefix=rozniecki%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-20&ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=6e0fdccc-49c5-4067-ac46-2ef79824290f&dplnkId=41b87da0-1507-4e70-bb61-706227a2ffe9

New comments on my latest book, "Back to the Failure"

I recently received the following comments on my latest book, "Back to the Failure": - "You need to read Craig Rozniecki's book Back to the Failure. It debunks all the crazy conspiracies as that, crazy!" - "It is an awesome book!" - "What an awesome book I love how Craig makes fun of all of the stupid conspiracy theories! The best was the pandemic. Now how did Biden manage that one? Well read the book. It's funny! Lots of laughs! Thank you Craig!" The book can be found and purchased here. - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_20?crid=2QLD3LAR9CJLL&keywords=Rozniecki&qid=1694113869&sprefix=rozniecki%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-20&ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=6e0fdccc-49c5-4067-ac46-2ef79824290f&dplnkId=41b87da0-1507-4e70-bb61-706227a2ffe9

New comment on latest book, "Back to the Failure"

I just received this comment on my latest book, Back to the Failure : - "Buy this book. Even though law school made me hate reading I just read this book and enjoyed the shit out of it." The book can be found here. - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_20?crid=2QLD3LAR9CJLL&keywords=Rozniecki&qid=1694113869&sprefix=rozniecki%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-20&ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=6e0fdccc-49c5-4067-ac46-2ef79824290f&dplnkId=41b87da0-1507-4e70-bb61-706227a2ffe9

New comments on my book, "Back to the Failure"

I just received these comments on my latest book, "Back to the Failure": - "Read. It's good for you." - "It’s a good book. Seriously. Craig does a great job of shooting down all of the crazy conspiracy theories as they are just that, crazy conspiracy theories. Talk to @CraigRozniecki and ask him. He’s awesome by the way! And he has a podcast too!" - "You’re the best RC! Please pass along: Back to the Failure https://a.co/d/jcW05A9 It’s for @CraigRozniecki and democracy! It’s a good book! Please check it out!" - "And Craig knows what he’s talking about!  Read his book: Back to the Failure https://a.co/d/8pXexb9" The book can be found here. - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_20?crid=2QLD3LAR9CJLL&keywords=Rozniecki&qid=1694113869&sprefix=rozniecki%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-20&ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=6e0fdccc-49c5-4067-ac46-2ef79824290f&dplnkId=41b87da0-1507-4e70-bb61-706227a2ffe9

New comment on my podcast, "I Feel Snitty"

I recently received this comment on my podcast, "I Feel Snitty": - "Just wanted to say I listened to your podcast. Actually 3. Very impressive. Looking forward to hearing more. Your the first one I've ever heard. Reminds me of talk radio. I did find the information on how to get more people to see your post on Twitter very enlightening. I'm going to probably go for that blue check and see what happens. I feel like I have something to say and the more people that see it hopefully will respond. Thank you again and hopefully I will continue to listen to your pods"  The podcast can be found here. - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/

Author Craig Rozniecki's Books and Tweets

If you are a new reader who is in need of some laughs (or a regular who hasn't read all of my books yet), below are the links that will lead you to your happy place: If you prefer something big that feels good in your hands, purchase your paperbacks here (Get your mind out of the gutter...): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= If you're all about going green environmentally, most of my books are also available electronically at the following link (If you're going green literally, I recommend seeing a doctor...): http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle My Twitter account is up to 102,995 followers and counting. To read the numerous articles I post or smartass quips I make, often times at the expense of the Oompa Loompa

A running list of comments on my parodies

Here is a running list of comments on parodies from my podcast, "I Feel Snitty." If you've yet to check it out or follow the show, you can do so at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/ 1) "Fabricate" (to the tune of Warren G's "Regulate") - “Lol! Amazing! I don’t know how you do this. 😂👏” - “What an active mind you have.” https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/placing-rap-in-the-crap-that-is-donald-trump/   2) "The Donald Fan" (to the tune of Billy Joel's "Piano Man") - "Love it!" https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-donald-fan-parody-based-off-the-billy-joel-song-piano-man/   3) "Tweeting Some Lies" (to the tune of Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline") - "Very catchy!" - "Haha! That was great, Craig! Funny as hell!" - "You get the award for best tweet of the day!" https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/tweeting-some-lies-parody-based-on-t