The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Fox News contributor Todd Starnes wasn't the happiest guy in the world when the Grammy's hosted a mass wedding, which included gay couples. In reaction to this, he tweeted the following message: "I've never seen such a display of intolerance, bigotry and hatred. #Grammys #antichristian" I'm sorry, but that has to be one of the most unintentionally funny tweets I've ever read. The Grammy's celebrated love by hosting this mass wedding, regardless of race, creed, or orientation. In other words, it was the epitome of tolerance, open-mindedness, and love - the antithesis of what Todd Starnes claimed. Either Todd Starnes is a complete idiot or the guy is celebrating opposite day. I'm going to guess the former over the latter. While Starnes is at it, if a bill gets passed which would result in women getting paid equally as men for equal work, he might as well just tweet, "I've never seen such a display of sexism #antiman #antipenis.&quo

We can debate the reasoning all we'd like, but it seems that there's nothing the Republican Party hates more than President Obama. His healthcare overhaul was a Republican idea back in the '90s, but since it has Obama's name on it, Congressional Republicans have attempted to repeal the bill over 40 times. Many Republicans supported the NSA after 9/11 when President George W. Bush was in office. Under Obama, they're fierce opponents of it. It's as if, since President Obama was inaugurated, the GOP has decided to play the opposite game with him. If he says one thing, they will respond by disagreeing and suggesting the opposite route would be better for the country. This "opposite game" has gotten so ridiculous, I suggest that President Obama has a little fun with the GOP by uttering the following quotes: President Obama: "As the song goes, I think the children are our future. We need them to be properly educated, to grow up and be intelligent, hea

Following President Obama's State of the Union speech last night, the Republican Party called on Washington (state) Representative Cathy McMorris Rodgers to respond. While I'll give the Washington Representative credit in that she didn't have a Bobby Jindal or Marco Rubio type of laugh-out-loud moment during her rebuttal, the speech possessed more vagueness than a horoscope, which says, "Ask a Magic 8-ball or something." Here's my impression of her speech: "Whatever the president said tonight, which wasn't much, didn't touch on the issues affecting most Americans' lives. Not only that, but he provided a more gloomy view of this country's future with whatever words he spoke. I, as a representative of the Republican Party, would like to offer you a brighter vision of the future. See the brightness and feel the warmth of that sunshine. See the flowers bloom and witness your life improving as well. That's what the Republican Party

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 6,730 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All eight of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The six books I've written and released in the past 2+ years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle As always, if you have any questions, feel free to ask me by either commenting on this blog or e-mailing me at CRozniecki@gmail.com. Unless I'm out of town, I'm typically very good at responding rather quickly.

Well, I've finally reached the point I've been dreading - proofreading, editing, in-depth research and footnotes. While, in general, I enjoy researching, that's not really the case when it comes to books, because the process seems to last about as long as the writing did. Also, with me tackling four books simultaneously, it becomes almost overwhelming to even ponder about. But, I've finally reached that point, so I'll just have to take a deep breath (several of them, in all likelihood) and deal with it. The rough drafts of all four books are completed, so I'll start with the two general sarcasm books and see how long those take me before moving onto the two political satires. I'll be sure to keep readers updated through the process. Hopefully I can maintain my sanity long enough to finish all four! Wish me luck!

Georgia Representative and man who may have been the main influence for Ozzy Osbourne's song "Crazy Train" - Paul Broun - is about as anti-government as nuns are anti-orgy. But a recent report may showcase that Broun isn't as anti-government handout as he'd like for people to believe. On Broun's webpage, he wrote a short letter to his loony bin clientele, which stated the following: "Dear Patriot - As one of the most conservative members of Congress, and a staunch supporter of the 2nd Amendment, I am constantly under attack for my values and beliefs. Today I'm fighting back. How would you like to start off 2014 with a brand new AR-15 for free?" That's right, ladies and gentlemen! When it comes to expanding our healthcare system so more people can get taken care of without going bankrupt, Broun is a fierce opponent. However, when it comes to giving away a free semi-automatic rifle, the kind which was used to kill 20 6- and 7-year-o

With the Republican Party having such a bad week when it comes to their rebranding efforts in trying to appeal to more female voters, it seems only fitting that they slip up at least once with regard to minority voters. On Friday, the Iowa Republican Party decided to post a flowchart on their Facebook page, mocking racism and how the GOP likes to claim liberals pull out the race card more than a 21-year-old with the face of a 16-year-old pulls out his or her ID when going to a bar called Gettin' Messed Up. Up top on the flowchart are the words, "Is someone a racist?" Directly underneath that question is another question - "Are they white?" If the person answers no, then it says, "They are not racist." If someone answers yes, the question below that reads, "Do you like them?" With regard to whether or not you like the person, underneath no is, "They are racist," while if you answer yes, then it says, "They are not ra

During a speech he gave at the Republican National Committee's winter meeting in Washington, former Arkansas Governor and current Fox News puppet Mike Huckabee said this: "I think it's time Republicans no longer accept listening to the Democrats talk about a 'war on women. The Fact is the Republicans don't have a war on women, they have a war for women, to empower them to be something other than victims of their gender. ... If the Democrats want to insult the women of America by making them believe that they are helpless without Uncle Sugar coming in and providing for them a prescription each month for birth control because they cannot control their libido or their reproductive system without the help of the government, then so be it. Let's take that discussion all across America." Yes, let's take that discussion all across America, Mike. You can claim you're fighting a war for women, all the while attempting to take away their rights, and then

On Meet the Press earlier today, Kentucky Senator Rand Paul decided to continue the recent GOP trend of trying to lose women's votes, when he said the following: "This whole sort of war on women thing, I'm scratching my head because if there was a war on women, I think they won. You know, the women in my family are incredibly successful. I have a niece at Cornell vet school, and 85% of the young people there are women. Law school, 60% are women. In med school, 55%. My younger sister is an OB-GYN with six kids and doing great. I don't see so much that women are downtrodden. I see women rising up and doing great things. In fact, I worry about our young men sometimes because I think the women are outcompeting the med in our world [...] The women in my family are doing great. That's what I see in all the statistics coming out. I have, you know, young women in my office that are the leading intellectual lights of our office. So I don't really see this, that ther

Billionaire Thomas Perkins recently wrote a letter-to-the-editor in the Wall Street Journal which made me realize it is possible be both a billionaire and stupid. In this letter-to-the-editor, the venture capitalist wrote the following: "I would call attention to the parallels of fascist Nazy Germany to its war on its 'one percent,' namely its Jews, to the progressive war on the American one percent, namely the 'rich.' ... From the Occupy movement to the demonization of the rich embedded in virtually every word of our local newspaper, the San Francisco Chronicle, I perceive a rising tide of hatred of the successful one percent. There is outraged public reaction to the Google buses carrying technology workers from the city to the peninsula high-tech companies which employ them. We have outrage over the rising real-estate prices which these 'techno geeks' can pay. ... This is a very dangerous drift in our American thinking. Kristallnacht was unthinkable in

In the state of Virginia, it's prohibited for visitors to bring American flags and signs attached to sticks to the state legislature, because sticks can be used as weapons. Guns, meanwhile, can be carried into Virginia's state legislature, because, well, you've all heard the phrase, right? "Guns don't kill people; American flags on sticks do." Members of the group Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America found this out on Martin Luther King Day this past Monday, when they attempted to walk inside the state capitol, but were told they couldn't bring anything attached to the deadliest weapon known to man - a stick. Meanwhile, members of the gun rights group Virginia Citizens Defense League (and other like groups) organized a "Guns Save Lives" day on that same day and had no problem entering the capitol with anything from handguns to assault rifles, because guns are obviously as harmless as a dead fly. With regard to the odd series of event

Just recently, a Canadian entrepreneur proved it is very possible to simultaneously be a millionaire and an idiot. On The Lang & O'Leary Exchange , Canadian millionaire Kevin O'Leary said the following with regard to a recent report about the rise in income inequality: "It's fantastic! This is a great thing because it inspires everybody, gets them motivation to look up to the one percent and say, 'I want to become one of those people, I'm going to fight hard to get up to the top. this is fantastic news and of course I'm going to applaud it! What can be wrong with this?" Co-host Amanda Lang then stared at him with the classic I-can't-believe-what-you-just-said look, and said, "Really?" O'Leary responded with, "Yes, really. I celebrate capitalism." Lang then countered with this: "So somebody living on $1 a day in Africa is getting up in the morning and saying, 'I'm going to be Bill Gates'?"

Remember how, after the 2012 elections, the Republican Party talked about re-branding themselves of being more tolerant? Of trying to attract more voters, such as women and minorities? How's that going? Some words of advice for the GOP - it doesn't help to just say you're going to re-brand if you don't actually follow through with it. It's not going to help a marriage if an alcoholic husband says he's going to clean up his act, all the while he's doing shots of vodka. Since the GOP started their re-branding efforts, they've continued to attract women voters by attempting to: Take away their reproductive rights, take away their contraceptive rights, make it more difficult to vote, and fight against equal pay for equal work. Yes, they're that smooth. New Mexico Representative Steve Pearce recently continued this lovely trend for his party. In Pearce's new memoir, he wrote the following: "The husband's part is to show up during the ti

Since the Seattle Seahawks' 23-17 win over the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday, there has been more talk about Pro Bowl cornerback Richard Sherman's post-game comments than about the coming Super Bowl between his team and the Denver Broncos. After Sherman made his comments, the Twittersphere went bonkers - with many people referring to the Seattle cornerback as a "thug." When Sherman responded to that very label, he said this: "The only reason it bothers me is because it seems like it's the accepted way of calling somebody the N-word nowadays. It's like everyone else said the N-word and they said 'Thug' and they're like, 'Ah, that's fine.' That's where it kind of takes me aback and it's kind of disappointing. ... What's the definition of a thug really? Maybe I'm talking loudly and doing something I'm not supposed to. But I'm not ... there was a hockey game where they didn't even play hockey. They just

It was recently reported that an Orlando man (Claudius Smith) followed, shot, and killed a young man who ran through his yard, hopped over the fence, and kept running into a neighbor's yard. Smith is hoping he won't face charges due to the infamous Stand Your Ground law. I briefly wrote about this in a blog the other day - http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2014/01/another-crazy-possible-stand-your.html. The only comparison to the George Zimmerman case I made was in the following paragraph: "Trying to one-up George Zimmerman, Claudius Smith of Orlando recently shot and killed 21-year-old Ricardo Sanes, who was running away from Smith. Sanes had climbed the fence and gone into the neighbors' yard when Smith followed, shot, and killed him." I then received a message about the blog, which said the comparison to the George Zimmerman case was ludicrous and that anytime such an event takes place, the blogosphere goes crazy with Zimmerman comparisons. Du

Connersville (Indiana) Police Chief David Counceller is a candidate to become Fayette County sheriff in the coming elections. What did Mr. Counceller do to help promote his candidacy? He accidentally shot himself in the leg while at a gun shop this past Saturday. Counceller explained the situation as follows: "I need to pay more attention. I know what the dangers are. It was pure carelessness on m part. ... It got tangled in my clothing. I was wearing a sweatshirt and a fleece jacket. I felt (the gun) go in the holster and I pushed it, but it was tangled in the material which caused it to discharge. The bullet went into my leg and then into the floor. ... It's an entrance and exit wound. I'm really lucky. It doesn't even hurt. I'd have been at work (Monday) if it wasn't Martin Luther King Jr. Day. I'll be back at work on Tuesday." To his credit, Police Chief Counceller had a good attitude and sense of humor about the incident, as he also said thi

Remind me to not wear a hoodie in Florida. In fact, remind me to not travel to the state until the Stand Your Ground law is repealed. Trying to one-up George Zimmerman, Claudius Smith of Orlando recently shot and killed 21-year-old Ricardo Sanes, who was running away from Smith. Sanes had climbed the fence and gone into the neighbors' yard when Smith followed, shot, and killed him. After the incident, Smith told the authorities that he felt threatened, because Sanes' "pants were falling down" and his hands were in the pockets of, you guessed it, a hoodie. He's hoping the state's Stand Your Ground law applies to him and no charges come his way as a result. I'm not going to talk about this very in-depthly again, but it boggles my mind how Claudius Smith could come out of this without any charges being placed against him. Let's look at this from a rather simplistic angle: A) Ricardo Sanes was running across Claudius Smith's yard, climbed the f

This shouldn't surprise me anymore, but yet another Tea Partier came forward with a crazy remark yesterday. Joshua Black, who's a Republican candidate for Florida's State House of Representatives, tweeted the following message yesterday: "'@civilwarcometh: @BrandonMArms @RedNationRising I'm past impeachment. It's time to arrest and hang him high. commieblaster.com' Agreed" Chris Latvala - a Republican candidate from a neighboring district - then responded to Mr. Black's tweet with this: "@JoshuaBlack2014 you aren't seriously calling for the killing of Obama are you? I know you are crazy but good heavens. U R an embarrassment" Black countered Latvala with this tweet: "@ChrisLatvala Execution is the appropriate punishment for traitors. #BenedictArnold #ReadAmericanHistory #criminalpoliticians" Yeah, you know we're at a bad point in the Republican Party's long history when an African-American candidate c

Being born in Nebraska and having lived there for 26 of my 32 years, a large majority of the people I know still reside in the Cornhusker state and keep in touch with me via Facebook. Following the Seattle Seahawks' 23-17 win over the San Francisco 49ers in the NFC Championship game on Sunday night, I've been rather surprised by the number of Nebraska fans whom have harshly criticized Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman's post-game comments - going as far as to call him an a*shole, who is bound to be in a prison cell one day. While I'd be the first to admit that Sherman's comments were over-the-top, I also think the story has gotten completely blown out-of-proportion and I find it highly ironic that, Nebraska fans of all people, have the gall to say such things with regard to Sherman's post-game rant. Once again, here's what Sherman said: "I'm the best corner in the game. When you try me with a sorry receiver like Crabtree, that's the result

I'm going to sound ancient here in a moment, but do you remember the good ol' days when our baby pictures were only shown off during the following occasions? 1. During family gatherings - Our parents would attempt to embarrass us with our childhood photo albums. Fortunately, most of the family had already seen these pictures, so our faces became increasingly desensitized to blushing with each and every such occasion. 2. High school gradation party - Not only were family members around to peruse the childhood pics, but add friends and even some teachers to that ever-growing list! Once again, the level of embarrassment typically didn't get out-of-hand since at such parties, the students are usually so busy welcoming and talking to people, they rarely have time to look through their photo albums with friends, family, or teachers. If a high school teacher, whom you had a crush on, was looking through such an album as you passed by, though, then that could be another story

After the San Francisco 49ers' 23-20 Wild-Card victory over the Green Bay Packers three Sundays ago, 49ers head coach Jim Harbaugh had a few things to say about his receiver Michael Crabtree. For the game, Crabtree caught eight passes for 125 yards and was a key factor in the Niners' victory. Following his team's performance, Harbaugh said the following to the press: "People talked about cold weather and it would be a tough-to-catch ball, but the greatest catcher of all time, Michael Crabtree, catches everything. It's unbelievable. In the northern snowlands down to the tropics and sunny scenes, he's catching the football. Wherever they throw a football, he'll be catching it." That brings me to Richard Sherman's post-game comments after his Seattle Seahawks defeated Harbaugh's 49ers by the final score of 23-17. Sherman was once coached by Harbaugh at the University of Stanford, said this: "I'm the best corner in the game. When y

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 6,528 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All eight of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The six books I've written and released in the past 2+ years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle As always, if you have any questions, feel free to ask me by either commenting on this blog or e-mailing me at CRozniecki@gmail.com. Unless I'm out of town, I'm typically very good at responding rather quickly.

Sunday, February 2nd Game: Seattle vs. Denver Pick: Denver - This is a football lover's dream match-up right here, as it pairs off the league's best offense (Denver) with the league's best defense (Seattle). While I typically favor a great defense against a great offense, these great offenses don't typically have Peyton Manning, who, in his record-shattering season, appears to be on a mission for his second Super Bowl ring. Giving him an extra week of watching film is almost unfair for the Seahawks defense, who, in spite of their great season, haven't faced an offense nearly the caliber of Denver. I also liked how Denver's defense stepped up against Tom Brady and the New England Patriots on Sunday. The Seattle Seahawks were again unspectacular on offense, but just good enough to eek out a win against the San Francisco 49ers. Taking all these things into consideration, for the time being, I'm going to go with the Denver Broncos in a 27-24 win over the Sea

Appearing on Fox News Radio's The Alan Colmes Show , South Carolina State Senator and Tea Partier voted to have the most ironic name - Lee Bright - got into the following discussion with Mr. Colmes: Colmes: "So [teachers] shouldn't have machine guns?" Bright: "I would think a teacher protecting a school grounds should be able to carry whatever she can carry legally." Colmes: "So should machine guns be legal to carry?" Bright: "The Second Amendment is pretty clear. It says the right to carry arms should not be infringed. [...]" Colmes: "So you should be able to have any gun you want?" Bright: "Well, I don't see how the government can regulate it." It appears as if Mr. Bright's last name is extremely misleading since he seems to be quite uneducated with regard to governmental gun regulations which are currently in place - with regard to machine guns, in particular. In 1986, Congress passed the Firea

I'm reading and hearing a lot of complaints about Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman's post-game comments after his team defeated the San Francisco 49ers 23-17 to reach the Super Bowl. It was Sherman's deflection in the end zone late in the game which resulted in an interception and sealed the victory for the Seahawks. After the game, Sherman was fired up and had the following words for Erin Andrews: "I'm the best corner in the game! When you try me with a sorry receiver like Crabtree, that's the result you're going to get! Don't you ever talk about me! ... Don't you open your mouth about the best or I'm going to shut it for you real quick!" Most of the complaints were with regard to a lack of class or sportsmanship displayed by Sherman. But while I'm not going to disagree that Sherman may not have exuded the epitome of class or sportsmanship, people are blowing things a bit out of proportion. Let's get something st

Allow me to introduce to you the new star of the not-very-realistic reality television show The Bachelor . His name is Juan Pablo Galavis and is just the latest centerpiece of a show which depicts the art of sleeping around to find one true love as the best possible route. Yes, when I think about setting a good example for kids, the first thing that springs to mind is this very show. Speaking of which, Mr. Galavis was recently asked if featuring a gay bachelor on the show would be a good idea or not. His response was as follows: "No... I respect [gay people] but, honestly, I don't think it's a good example for kids..." No, of course not... But simultaneously dating and fooling around with ten different women is... Anyway, Mr. Galavis, you were saying? "Obviously people have their husband and wife and kids and that is how we are brought up. Now there is fathers having kids and all that, and it is hard for me to understand that too in the sense of a household

It's been a couple weeks since I last updated everyone on my writing projects (AKA books). I've finally gotten through the arrangement/organization stage in all four of them, have all but decided on titles for two of the four, and am getting close to deciding on titles for the other two as well. Starting tomorrow, I'll be going crazy with research and footnotes. I think I'll release the censored and uncensored versions of my sarcasm books together - my goal being by mid- to late-February, I'm thinking. I haven't fully decided on whether to release the two LOL at the GOP books separately or together. Part of me thinks it'd be kind of neat to release them together, but the ultimate deciding factor may be how long it takes to finalize Volume 4. If it doesn't take a great deal of time, I'll probably start working finalizing Volume 5 and release them simultaneously. If it takes longer than anticipated, however, I may release them separately. I think my en

The Texas Governor's race is starting to get interesting, as reports have recently showed that Democrat candidate Wendy Davis outraised Republican candidate Greg Abbott last month. This prompted one Johnny Bones to make the following comments on a thread on Greg Abbott's Facebook page: "you libtards are wasting your time . you should pack it in and save your cash for a bus back to san fran. davis will never win in this state the numbers simply DO NOT EXIST. and even if they did some folks have a .50 cal head ache waiting for her. b*tch has (now pay attention to this) ZERO CHANCE. so GO YOUR COLLECTIVE AS*ES Back TO CALI." After someone called him out on the death threat, Mr. Bones responded with this: "I don't threaten b*tch" First off, I find it kind of funny that Mr. Bonehead refers to liberals as "libtards," considering the fact he made 30 grammar, spelling, and punctuation errors in a single paragraph. Secondly, how in the world c

On a talk show earlier today, Colorado Republican district attorney and Democrat Senator Mark Udall's challenger in the coming midterms - Ken Buck - had an interesting comparison to make with regard to women's reproductive rights, when he said the following: "Yes, I am pro-life. While I understand a woman wants to be in control of her body - it's certainly the feeling that I had when I was a cancer patient. I wanted to be in control of the decisions that were made concerning my body. There is another fundamental issue at stake, and that's the life of the unborn child." Ken "What the" Buck's comparison makes absolutely no sense at all. If he wanted to be consistent, then the following scenario would have to be true: Setting: Mr. Buck in a hospital, after first being diagnosed with cancer Dr. Cynthia Deepsigh: "So, Mr. Buck, I don't know how to tell you this, but via these tests, it appears as if you have cancer. The good news is t

I read a letter-to-the-editor in the Columbus Dispatch today, entitled, "Freedom too much for some to handle." The main point the writer was trying to make can be summed up in one line he uttered, which was that, "Some people don't actually want to be free." Being "free" is both partially wonderful and partially delusional. It's partially wonderful, because it's nice to know I can express my opinions through writing or when out in the public, or that I can practice a religion of my choosing without fear of government persecution. However, it's partially delusional, because the only time a person will be 100% "free" is at death. From birth until death, there will always be exceptions and limits to each and every freedom. Based on some of the language the writer of this letter-to-the-editor used, I have to assume he's a rather staunch conservative ("some people just want free stuff"). So, as unfair as it might be t

There are times I'll skim through comments posted below articles. Once in a while, they'll contain decent, civilized discussions. However, such conversations seem to typically be with regard to the touchy topics of politics and religion. When it comes to sports, it's less likely to come across one of these talks than it is to discover a winning lottery ticket while drunk at a bar called "Gettin' U Sh*tfaced." While I'm a definite sports lover, I am not obsessed with any one team or player. I watch sports because I enjoy the passion, physicality, competition, and most of all, strategy and execution. I often times view sports like I would movies. The ones I enjoy the most have a good flow to them, possess an interesting plot, and leave me out of breath after an exhilarating climax. Even then, though, I often times have to roll my eyes at ESPN and the like, because like most cable news channels anymore, ESPN comes across more as a hybrid of a sports channel

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 6,365 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All eight of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The six books I've written and released in the past 2+ years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle As always, if you have any questions, feel free to ask me by either commenting on this blog or e-mailing me at CRozniecki@gmail.com. Unless I'm out of town, I'm typically very good at responding rather quickly.

As many have heard by now, there was a very unfortunate chemical spill in West Virginia last week, which has left more than 300,000 people without safe water. They've been unable to drink water, shower with it, brush their teeth with it, use it for anything except flush the toilet. Due to a lack of such regulations in the Mountaineer state, the Elk River storage facility hadn't been inspected since 1991 - a full 23 years ago! Speaking for common sense, West Virginia Senator Jay Rockefeller (Democrat) called for tougher regulations, saying this: "Our legislature is in session, so the legislature should take action. But if they don't, then we have to get Congress all over it." So, what did Republican House Speaker John Boehner have to say about new regulations in the wake of the spill? Just the following: "The issue is this: We have enough regulations on the books. And what the administration ought to be doing is actually doing their jobs. Why wasn

Mikhail Kalashnikov, creator of the AK-47, seemed to express little regret over his invention throughout his years. However, a recently published letter he wrote to the head of Russia's Orthodox church not long before his death may showcase otherwise. Kalashnikov, who died last month at the age of 94, wrote the following to Patriarch Kirill: - "My spiritual pain is unbearable. I keep asking the same insoluble question. If my rifle deprived people of life then can it be that I ... a Christian and an orthodox believer, was to blame for their deaths? ... The longer I live, the more this question drills itself into my brain and the more I wonder why the Lord allowed man the devilish desires of envy, greed, and aggression." I wonder if Wayne LaPierre and other NRA leaders will feel something similar when death stares them in the eyes. It may be easier to reflect and admit one's mistakes when lying on their death bed, but that doesn't undo those very mistakes, whi

During live coverage of the Golden Globes red carpet yesterday, E! displayed this as a "fun fact": "Michael J. Fox was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease in 1991." After receiving complaints, E! came forward with an apology, saying the following: "We regret the insensitive classification of Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's diagnosis during our Eonline live stream. We understand the serious nature of the disease and sincerely apologize." Sure, sure... If E! follows this trend, expect for them to air the following "fun facts" in the future: - "Magic Johnson has AIDS." - "Millions of Jews died during the Holocaust." - Michael Vick went to jail for fighting dogs." - "Heath Ledger is dead." - "E! lost sight of the word 'fun' several years ago." http://variety.com/2014/more/news/e-apologizes-for-insensitive-michael-j-fox-fun-fact-during-golden-globes-coverage-1201050846/

Courtesy of Twitter, I read this meme regarding President Obama the other day: "It is very sad that our first African-American President will be judged in history as the most inept, corrupt, wasteful, subversive, destructive and divisive President ever. A man twice elected because of the color of his skin rather than the content of his character." This has to be one of the dumbest political quotes I've ever read. Let's think about this for a moment here. President Barack Obama is our 44th president. From 1732 through 2008, we had 43 white presidents. For over 250 years, we had nothing but white presidents, yet this meme contends that Obama was elected, not once, but twice, because he's black. Allow me to break this down even further: From 1732 through 2008, we elected 43 white presidents because of the "content of their character." In November of 2008 and November of 2012, we elected and re-elected our first black president because "of his

After the post-game BCS National Championship game wore off, it seemed as if the biggest story in the sports world this past week was with regard to Denver Broncos starting quarterback Peyton Manning and his alleged struggles (or choke jobs as some claimed) in the playoffs. With the Broncos beating the San Diego Chargers today, that improves Manning's overall playoff record to 10-11. While Manning started his career 3-6 in the playoffs, he's 7-5 since then. Tom Brady - the press' favorite quarterback, it seems - started his career 14-3 in the playoffs and is 3-4 since that time. While I think it's understandable that the press gives Tom Brady such high praise, I think they're being quite unfair to Peyton Manning. While it's true Manning's playoff numbers were inconsistent in the early part of his career, he's been quite steady over the past 5-6 years. Since 2008, his lowest quarterback rating was 88.3, when he posted that in a 38-35 loss to Baltimore a

Sunday Game: New England at Denver Pick: Denver - While I wouldn't argue with anyone if they were to say New England brings with them better coaching than Denver, I do think the Broncos have the better team, and playing at home, I think it'll provide them just enough of an edge to win a very tight game, which will move them on to the Super Bowl. I'll go with the Broncos by a field goal. Result: Denver 26 New England 16 Record: 1-0 Game: San Francisco at Seattle Pick: San Francisco - It's nearly impossible for a road team to win in Seattle. However, as Arizona illustrated at the tail-end of the regular season, it can happen. While Seattle's defense is playing fairly well, their offense has been sub-par over the past month or so of the season, and San Francisco is getting hot at just the right time. Following these trends, I like the 49ers to upset the Seahawks and play in their second straight Super Bowl. I'll take San Francisco by 4. Result: Seattl

Media reporter Gabriel Sherman is about to release a biography about Fox News CEO Roger Ailes, and due to The New York Times getting a sneak peek at the book - The Loudest Voice In The Room - it appears as if controversy is already swirling. According to Bill Carter and Julie Bosman of The New York Times , one interesting story in the book is this: "Former employees cited in the book talked of Mr. Ailes's volatile temper and domineering behavior. In one anecdote, a television producer, Randi Harrison, told Mr. Sherman that while negotiating her salary with Mr. Ailes at NBC in the 1980s, he offered her an additional $100 each week 'if you agree to have sex with me whenever I want.'" Fox News has been quick to respond, as it stated the following: "These charges are false. While we have not read the book, the only reality here is that Gabe was not provided any direct access to Roger Ailes and the book was never fact-checked with Fox News." That Fo