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Open-mindedness according to conservatives and liberals

The most recent episode of The Carmichael Show  Sunday night revolved around the concept of civilized discussion and why it's healthy to consistently hear differing viewpoints. It also subtlely poked fun at the notion that liberals are open-minded yet often times have trouble accepting viewpoints different from their own. In the end, though, it provided hope that, regardless of a family's differing viewpoints, we can all come together to celebrate that which bands us. In light of seeing this show, I thought I'd share a few thoughts on the matter. Through research, observation, and conversation, I've come to the conclusion that, often times, liberals and conservatives have differing viewpoints on the concept of open-mindedness . To most self-described liberals, being open-minded means to accept people for who they are, regardless of age, gender, race, creed, orientation, etc. It also means to accept new ideas until one idea becomes fact. To most self-described conserva

Info on my Facebook business, Twitter, and Tumblr pages

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 38,142 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

Weekly update of my book information

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump square off!

Since Donald Trump has gone back on his previous offer to debate Bernie Sanders for charity and has disappointed millions in the process, I thought I'd provide a short glimpse of what we would likely see if the event were to take place. Moderator Jon Stewart: "Welcome to the first and last ever debate between presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump and likely Democratic runner-up Bernie Sanders." Bernie Sanders: "Thank you very much, Jon." Donald Trump: "Unbelievable" Stewart: "What's unbelievable?" Trump: "You know, this, things, stuff" Stewart: "Yeah, sure. Anyway, The Donald, since you will be in the upcoming general election, I'll start with you. You've said time and time again you're going to build a wall along our Mexican border and make Mexico pay for it. Mexico's said they're not going to do that. So just how do you plan on doing that?" Trump: "We're gonna build a

Louie Gohmert proposes nun-space-colony bill

In an attempt to prove that homosexuals are worthless components to a functioning society, Texas Representative Louie Gohmert proposed what he termed "The Nun Space Colony" bill earlier this week, elaborating on the matter by saying this on the House floor: "You know that Matt Damon movie, The Bourne Martian Identity Theory ? That was possibly based on a future true story. So what if that future true story becomes, you know, true? Are we gonna send a bunch of the gays to a space colony to save mankind? If that happened, we'd all go extinct, am I right or am I right? So, what I'm going to do today, so we never get ourselves in that kind of situation, is propose a bill which will prevent the gays from trying to save mankind because they can't save mankind. With this bill, if that Good Martian Hunting movie comes to life, what we're going to do is send 40 nuns to a space colony to save everyone. Sure, these nuns may not be able to reproduce or whatever, bu

#4OutOf5DoctorsSay

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #4OutOf5DoctorsSay" on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay, to improve one's mental health, it's best to turn off Fox News. 119 Likes, 34 Retweets 2) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay the most effective cure for insomnia is listening to Ben Carson speak. 70 Likes, 20 Retweets 3) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay the world's deadliest virus is Trumpola. 26 Likes, 9 Retweets 4) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay taking Cialis doesn't typically result in a couple winding up outside in bathtubs. 25 Likes, 6 Retweets 5) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay, when they were kids, they wanted to grow up to be professional Operation players. 20 Likes, 6 Retweets 6) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay "Airplane's" Dr. Rumack is who inspired them to become doctors. 16 Likes, 3 Retweets 7) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay they don't know how to spell thei

I will be on "The Tracy Fort Show" today!

I just thought I'd let all my readers know I'll be a guest on The Tracy Fort Show from 3:30 to 5:30 pm today. To listen to the live broadcast, click on this link: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/05/26/craig-rozniecki-day-on-the-show Whether or not you listen to the live airing of the show, I'll be sure to post links so you can do so in the future. I hope we put on an interesting, thought-provoking, and entertaining show. Enjoy!

Parody "You're So Vague" (to the tune of Carly Simon's "You're So Vain")

You're So Vague You talked at a party like you talked in your sleep The dead squirrel on your head standing straight up You dropped a pair of apricots Both eyes in the mirror mumbling about yuge things And all the girls dreamed that they could shut you up They could shut you up, and... You're so vague, you might or might not think this one thing is about someone You're so vague, I'm not sure whether or not you think this one thing is about someone Do you? Don't you? You married a couple women many years ago when they were naive You said they were young beautiful pieces of ass And that you might or might not leave But you found someone prettier and younger so you set them free You had dreams, they were something or another, Something or another, and... You're so vague, you might or might not think this one thing is about someone You're so vague, I'm not sure whether or not you think this one thing is about someone Do you? Don't yo

"You're so vague. You may or may not think this one thing is about someone."

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's when a person is consistently vague. Sure, we all have our moments. Perhaps we're hungover, sleep deprived, have a headache, etc., and our thoughts and words just aren't coming to us as quickly as they typically do. That's fine. But when someone appears to communicate like they're hungover 24/7, that's when they drive me to reach for some Aleve. This may be a major reason why I can't stand presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump. The man always sounds hungover, and worse yet, he's completely sober. Now, given my sometimes dirty mind (that's putting it lightly), perhaps I'm more prone to this than others, but whenever someone is so vague even The Donald would be impressed, I tend to take these vague statements in a perverse manner. Here are just a few examples of what I'm talking about: Trump: "'Two Corinthians 3-17, that's the whole ball game... Is that the one?

Apparently Glenn Beck needs a lesson...

To start his radio program yesterday, the man trying to make tinfoil sexy again, Glenn Beck, said this: "Transgender bathrooms have come out of nowhere and are being jammed down our throat. I guarantee you, I guarantee you the next stop on this train is pedophilia. They will normalize pedophilia." The slippery slope is a commonly used fallacy right-wing media personalities and politicians have resorted to over the years, especially when it comes to the LGBT community. When the debate was over gay marriage, these individuals would say, "If we legalize gay marriage, what next? Are we going to legalize polygamy? Bestiality? Pedophilia?" Now, I could potentially see polygamy being legalized, because like with marriages between heterosexual and homosexual couples, the relationship is between consenting adults. That isn't the case with regard to bestiality and pedophilia, however, which makes the comparison ludicrous. Similarly, Glenn Beck's slippery slope, as

#NewTrumpTvShows

I had a field day with the trending Twitter hashtag #NewTrumpTvShows yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) Orange Is the New White Supremacist #NewTrumpTvShows 158 Likes, 88 Retweets 2) Married With Children He'd Date If They Weren't His Children 95 Likes, 43 Retweets 3) How I Cheated On Your Mother #NewTrumpTvShows 66 Likes, 27 Retweets 4) Are You Smarter Than an Oompa Loompa With the Mind of a 5th Grader? #NewTrumpTvShows 27 Likes, 14 Retweets 5) Donald J. Trump: American Horror Story #NewTrumpTvShows 26 Likes, 11 Retweets 6) The Fresh Dunce of Bel-Air #NewTrumpTvShows 17 Likes, 10 Retweets 7) Everybody Loathes Donald #NewTrumpTvShows 18 Likes, 6 Retweets 8) The Oh Really?!? Factor #NewTrumpTvShows 18 Likes, 5 Retweets 9) The Good Immigrant Wives #NewTrumpTvShows 15 Likes, 7 Retweets 10) Little Hands in the Prairie #NewTrumpTvShows

Info on my Facebook business, Twitter, and Tumblr pages

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 37,899 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

Weekly update of my book information

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

Donald Trump - A Walking Contradiction

It's becoming increasingly more difficult to know where Donald Trump stands on an issue. He'll often times respond to such questions by going the vague route ("We might have to do something about that, somehow, someway, well, maybe"), the repetitious route ("That's a good question about whether or not we should ban hookers named Chastity in Las Vegas"), or the change-of-subject route ("Interesting... So did you see my latest poll numbers? Yuge, like massively yuge, yugely yuge even!"). At the end of these (non-)rants, listeners are quite possibly less cognizant about where Trump stands on the matter than before he started speaking. Not only that, but Trump hasn't been coy about flip-flopping from one day to the next, or even contradicting himself in a single interview. The most recent example of this came on Sunday, when Trump said, "I'm not advocating guns in classrooms, but remember in some cases - a lot of people made this case

The GOP's job interview with Donald Trump

Setting: Republican National Committee (RNC) Chairman Reince Priebus' office Reince Priebus: "Hello Donald, and welcome." Donald Trump: "It's good to be here, like really really good." Priebus: "Okay, well, let's not beat around the bush here. Why do you think you should be leader of the Republican Party?" Trump: "What do you mean?" Priebus: "What makes you the best, most qualified person to lead our party? Do you have any experience in politics?" Trump: "None, absolutely none, nada, zero, zilch, infinity" Priebus: "What was that last one?" Trump: "Infinity, you know, zero" Priebus: "What made you who you are today? What made you successful?" Trump: "Well, I have to first give credit to my mom and dad. If my dad didn't stick his yuge penis into my mom's wherever, I wouldn't be here today. Then, I mean, I don't want to give the guy too much credit

The Glove steals some of Steph Curry's thunder

Throughout Golden State's record-breaking season this year, former NBA players have continually attempted to minimize the team's accomplishments. Scottie Pippen suggested his Chicago Bulls teams of the past would sweep the Warriors in a best-of-7 series. Charles Barkley has refused to jump on the Warriors bandwagon, even after the team won the title a year ago. Now it's Hall-of-Famer Gary Payton's turn, as he recently said the following about 2-time MVP Stephen Curry: "Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Wilt Chamberlain, Bill Russell and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar were also worthy of the distinction (unanimous MVP vote) that the Curry vote was about era. I think all of those guys were unanimous decisions, too. It just happened in an era that went his way. I commend him and what he's accomplished. But you gotta think about who was voting for MJ, Kareem, in their time, why they wouldn't have given all their votes to those guys. ... If you look at LeBron, what he does for

#HighSchoolTaughtMe

I may have had poor timing when I started posting tweets for the trending hashtag #HighSchoolTaughtMe, but regardless, I thought I'd share them anyway. Here they are, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen at this link - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) #HighSchoolTaughtMe bullies should never be elected president, especially when their last name rhymes with "dump." 24 Likes, 8 Retweets 2) #HighSchoolTaughtMe the key to life is being accepted by squeaky-voiced "athletes" you may only know for 4 years of your life. 9 Likes, 1 Retweet 2) #HighSchoolTaughtMe it's always socially acceptable to say, "I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6c17WxIcCw …) #Costanza 9 Likes, 1 Retweet 4) #HighSchoolTaughtMe there's no nap like a Study Hall nap. 8 Likes, 0 Retweets 5) #HighSchoolTaughtMe lunch breaks just aren't the same without recess. 4 Likes, 3 Retweet

GOP: "To improve your health, we must destroy your health."

Just yesterday Senate Republicans rejected a bill to grant emergency funds to combat the Zika virus because they want to cut Obamacare funding in the process. No, I'm not kidding. Here's how Washington Democratic Senator Patty Murray and Texas Republican Senator John Cornyn discussed the matter: Murray: "There is no reason to keep it attached to the bill we're on and allow House Republicans to slow-walk it. And there's no reason that this funding can't be approved and signed into law next week, in time for summer and the peak of mosquito season." Cornyn: "Would the senator modify her request to include my language... which has the exact same funding levels... but includes a pay-for using the prevention fund in the Affordable Care Act?" That's right, ladies and gentlemen - according to Senate Republicans, in order to help prevent health problems courtesy of the Zika virus, we must increase health problems by cutting Obamacare funding. Du

Megyn Kelly and Donald Trump transform into Gandhi and Chong

Did anyone see that Megyn Kelly-Donald Trump interview? You know, the first such interview since Trump insulted Kelly in any and every such way, from harshly criticizing her journalistic integrity to her level of intellect, to her monthly cycle, and beyond? Yeah, that played out like Mayweather vs. Pacquiao part deux - a great deal of hype and yuuuge disappointment in the end. The two transformed from Tyson and Holyfield to Mahatma Gandhi and Tommy Chong. Here's how it came across to me... Megyn Kelly: "You've received a lot of criticism for some of your comments over the past several months. Is there anything you've said or tweeted that you now regret?" Donald Trump: "Yeah, sure, I regret things, but you have to move on, you know? I mean, I don't want to get into specifics or reflect on these regrets, because what's the point of admitting guilt and learning from it in order to be a better person if all you want is to be a better person?" K

#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe

As I do once or twice a week, I had fun with a trending hashtag on Twitter yesterday. The hashtag was #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all of my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe "I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested." Nine times. (includes picture of Sheldon Cooper) 60 Likes, 22 Retweets 2) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe If at first you don't succeed, just ask your father for a small $1 million loan. 53 Likes, 16 Retweets 3) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe The only thing we have to fear is where people pee. 24 Likes, 8 Retweets 4) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Facts Over Fox ("News") 24 Likes, 7 Retweets 5) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Telling it like it is since this morning at 4:20. 14 Likes, 4 Retweets 6) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Show me the money, and your email address, so I can ask you to show me more money at least once a day! 14 Likes, 3

Carlos Beruff: "Whatever out of context means, yeah, that's what happened..."

Florida Republican U.S. Senate candidate Carlos Beruff has been under a lot of heat lately for referring to President Obama as an "animal." Both Republicans and Democrats alike have come after Beruff for recently saying the following: "Unfortunately, for seven and a half years this animal we call president, because he's an animal, OK has surgically and with thought and very smart, intelligent manner, destroyed this country and dismantled the military." Following the backlash, Beruff told the Marion County Republican Executive Committee, "Yes, the comment was made, but it was taken out of context (as part of a talk) about (the president's) dismembering and dismantling of the U.S. military." He added: "I'm not a polished guy. The most important thing the government does is protect the people, and the military can't protect the people if it is underfunded and undersized. I use strong language and it was meant in the context of the

The day the PC police came after me...

As long-time readers should know by now, I'm a progressive, a strong ally of the LGBT community, and tend to play it in the middle when it comes to the concept of political correctness. While I think many conservatives have blown the alleged issue of (over)political correctness out of proportion, I do think some take PC matters too far at times. Similarly, while I may satirically tackle subjects in what some see as an unPC manner, the intent of these writings is to showcase the ridiculousness and/or hypocrisy of those whom tend to see political correctness as a bigger issue than it actually is. Having said all that, while I have often times defended political correctness, I do think it goes too far at times, and saw this first-hand a couple days ago. A couple days ago (or so) the hashtag #ItsNotRadicalToSay was trending on Twitter, so as I tend to do once or twice a week, I had a little fun with it. I took this opportunity to make fun of the modern-day GOP, including many lovely

Info on my Facebook business, Twitter, and Tumblr pages

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 37,553 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

Weekly update of my book information

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

My appearance on "The Tracy Fort Show" (5/16/16)

I just finished my first official guest appearance on The Tracy Fort Show . All two hours of our conversation can be heard here: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/05/16/monday-starts-a-new-chapter-in-the-show-as-craig-rozniecki-joins-the-team and https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-tracy-fort-show/id1105097869?i=368827090&mt=2 For more information on the show, you can check out Tracy Fort's Twitter account and homepage at the following links: https://twitter.com/TracyFortShow http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow

The Story of Curt Schilling: Great On the Field, Batsh*t Crazy Off It

While I'll always hold great respect and admiration for Curt Schilling as a pitcher, the more the man speaks, the less respect and admiration I hold for him as a person. His latest blog entry, "Why I will vote for Donald Trump," is just the most recent example of why this is. Let us now dissect this piece ... "Why I will vote for Donald Trump MAY 13, 2016 by Curt Schilling If your response is going to be anything related to ‘no one cares what you think’ stop reading now and go elsewhere. You’re coming here either interested in why, or to add to your list of reasons you don’t like me. I’m ok with both." Fantastic! ...and I'll go with the latter... "I’ve known Mr. Trump for a little over a decade. Our first encounter, and subsequent encounters, had to do with his request for me to appear on the apprentice. We spoke at length every time we got together. I realized very quickly this was a man decisive in action and confident in his ability. I

#ItsNotRadicalToSay

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #ItsNotRadicalToSay on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Coulter's first name, Ann, is actually short for Andrew 79 Likes, 32 Retweets 2) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Rick Scott went into politics b/c he got rejected for alien roles due to being too scary looking 55 Likes, 31 Retweets 3) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Donald Trump wakes up every morning singing, "Oompa loompa doompety doo..." 53 Likes, 19 Retweets 4) #ItsNotRadicalToSay every song which mentions a "creep" is referring to Ted Cruz. 56 Likes, 14 Retweets 5) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Kim Davis prays every night, "Lord, I hope to one day bring back the tradition's sanctity by marrying for the 5th time." 33 Likes, 11 Retweets 6) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Pat Robertson suffers multiple acid flashbacks during every episode of "

My next Tracy Fort Show appearance (Monday, May 16th)

My next appearance on The Tracy Fort Show is scheduled for tomorrow, May 16th, at 3:30 pm EST. You can tune into the show at this link: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/05/16/monday-starts-a-new-chapter-in-the-show-as-craig-rozniecki-joins-the-team On the before-mentioned link is this write-up: Host Tracy Fort: "Tomorrow is bring a great, new edition to the show when Craig Rozniecki joins the show as a correspondent! We hope to have him on at least weekly. Here is a little bit about him: Author Craig Rozniecki was born six weeks early, at a robust 3.5 lbs., on February 28th of 1981 in Omaha, Nebraska. He now resides in Columbus, Ohio and has grown to be 5'9'', 170 lbs. of pure muscle, jelly beans, and Chicken Vindaloo. Not only that, but he sports hair wavier than the Atlantic Ocean during Hurricane Hemsworth, eyes greener than Willie Nelson's garden, and a single chest hair. He's written twelve books in the past ten years, including

My introduction to The Tracy Fort Show

For readers who have been curious about my talk radio ventures, I got introduced on The Tracy Fort Show yesterday. Host Tracy Fort and I start chatting at the 1:42:45-ish mark. Unless plans change, she plans on having me on the show again this coming Monday: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/05/13/it-is-a-friday-the-13th-collection-of-good-and-bad-from-the-week For more regular updates about the show, you can "follow" Tracy Fort's Twitter page at this link: https://twitter.com/TracyFortShow You can also listen to more of her shows here: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow

GOP forgives Trump after claiming his purge-the-families-of-Republican-Congresspeople idea was just a suggestion

Presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump received a great deal of backlash for his idea to purge the families of GOP Congresspeople at midnight on Christmas every year. The criticism wasn't just in liberal circles either. Among those who wouldn't endorse his idea were House Speaker Paul Ryan and Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus. After further discussing the matter with Mr. Trump today, however, it appears as if the two sides are on the verge of coming together. Here's what Trump had to say about the meeting:  "Look, I just said what I meant to say all along, and that's that the killing of their families was just a suggestion. It doesn't mean I won't do it, but it doesn't mean I will do it either. Things aren't set in stone on the matter, you know? After all, it's all about unpredictability, right?" House Speaker Paul Ryan followed those comments up with some of his own:  "The meeting was incredibly en

Breaking Worthless News

"This is MSNBC's Peter Alexander reporting some very disturbing news. There's apparently a hostage situation at a New York City Starbucks. The leader of this operation has been said to be male, tall, Caucasian with incredibly pink cheeks, and likely between the ages of 46 and 47. He... Wait, hold off on that. We've just been informed of some breaking news. Correspondent Hallie Jackson is now showing us footage of Donald Trump brushing his teeth. It's unknown what toothpaste he is using, but our money is on either Arm & Hammer or Sensodyne. Anyway, back to the hostage situation. There are apparently 5-10 people being held hostage at the New York City Starbucks and... Oh, we're just getting word that Donald Trump is in line at a Chick-fil-A. Look at him standing there. What is he thinking about ordering? Our correspondent Luke Russert just tweeted that Trump will likely either go with the Chick-n-Strips Kid's Meal or the Chick-fil-A Nuggets Kid's Meal

I'll be appearing on The Tracy Fort Show tomorrow! (UPDATE)

I just thought I'd let all my readers know that I'm scheduled to appear on The Tracy Fort Show tomorrow. We'll be talking from 3:30 pm EST til who knows when. You can find out more at the following two links: The Tracy Fort Show Twitter page https://twitter.com/TracyFortShow The Tracy Fort Show homepage http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow I'll be sure to continually update everyone on the matter and include links to our discussion. To be continued... UPDATE: Unfortunately, host Tracy Fort got sick overnight, so we're going to have to postpone the show til a later date. I'll be sure to let everyone know when I find out the specifics.