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My most widely circulated tweet of all time!

In light of the Benghazi committee's report and conference yesterday, I posted this tweet on my Twitter page: Benghazi: 4 die GOP: "Let's research this for 4 straight years." Gun violence: 400,000+ die since 9/11 GOP: "This needs no research." To this point, it's collected 1,572 likes and 1,538 retweets. To check it out, "like," "retweet," and/or leave a comment, go to this link: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki/status/747797566339813376

Info on my Facebook business, Twitter, and Tumblr pages

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 39,502 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

Weekly update of my book information

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

#TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet when trying to make sense of Sarah Palin 150 Likes, 85 Retweets 2) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet by not blinking for two straight hours 123 Likes, 56 Retweets 3) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet and are now asking for million-dollar loans from their fathers 59 Likes, 21 Retweets 4) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet by saying they broke it but providing no specific plan on how to do so 31 Likes, 10 Retweets 5) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet, or so they thought. They simply forgot to press the power button. 31 Likes, 7 Retweets 6) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet because they thought it might be Mexican 24 Likes, 9 Retweets 6) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet bc it was on their bucket list, along w/: Punishing women for abortions, preventing e

My next appearance on "The Tracy Fort Show"

I just thought I'd let my readers know that I'm scheduled to be on The Tracy Fort Show  tomorrow from 3:30 to 5:30 pm EST. To hear us live, just click on this link at that time - http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/06/27/this-week-in-politics-with-craig-rozniecki If you're unable to listen to the live airing of the show, I'll be sure to make another post with information on how to hear the recording. Have a great start to your week, and enjoy!

Trump: Big-league or bigly? Does it even matter?

While bigly is actually a word, it's not commonly used, and sounds rather comical. So when it sounded as though Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump used this term on a number of occasions, comedians poked fun at him while supporters laid claim that their candidate said big-league , not bigly . Given the context of many of his quotes, does it even matter which term he used? First off, what is big-league ? Here are the two definitions of the term: 1) "of or belonging to a major league" 2) "among the largest, foremost, etc., of its kind" Given that, let's look back at some of Trump's bigly moments and see how he'd come across if he indeed said big-league : Original quote: "We're not going to lose. We're going to start winning again, and we're going to win bigly." Big-league version #1: "We're not going to lose. We're going to start winning again, and we're going to win of or belonging to a majo

The Constitution: Modern-Day Republican Version

Far-right Republicans often like to call themselves Constitutionalists, but just how accurate is that label? If the modern-day GOP were to write the Constitution today, here are just a few changes I think they'd make: 1st Amendment "Congress shall respect Jerry Falwell's interpretation of Christianity more than any other religion. Due to that, Congress shall make no law prohibiting freedom of speech, even when this speech negates others of their rights. Conservative-friendly media outlets should be so free they're allowed to tell the world that gravity was a myth passed down by one King Fallen without so much as a smirk." 2nd Amendment "An unregulated Militia, being necessary to the profit of the National Rifle Association, the right of the people to keep and bear firearms which could potentially kill 200 people per minute, shall not be infringed, because Jesus." 4th Amendment "The right of the people to feel secure in their homes against u

Refuting another ridiculous anti-gun control Facebook meme

It seems that whenever a mass shooting occurs in this country, the NRA is ready to release a handful of memes which combat gun control advocates' arguments. In light of the horrific Orlando shooting a couple weeks ago, this cycle again repeated itself, and again, the meme was so asinine, I felt the need to comment on it. Here's what it said: "Anyone using their 1st Amendment rights on the Internet to tell me the 2nd Amendment only covers muskets because the AR was not invented yet. Get off your computer and write me a letter with a quill pen, then have it delivered by some guy on a horse and then and only then can we start the discussion of why you are wrong." I'm sorry, but did the Founding Fathers ever write the following words in the Constitution? "A well regulated student body, being necessary to the academic progression of our citizens, the right of the people to keep and write with quill pens, shall not be infringed." or "A well regu

Ten new Donald Trump-inspired parodies!

I've written and recorded ten more Donald Trump-inspired parodies. These include: - "He's Too Testy" (based off Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy")/lyrics can be found here - http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2016/06/parody-hes-too-testy-to-tune-of-right.html) - "Tangerine" (based off Bush's "Glycerine")/lyrics can be found here - http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2016/06/parody-tangerine-to-tune-of-bushs.html - "Constant Contradiction" (based off Green Day's "Walking Contradiction")/lyrics can be found here - http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2016/06/parody-constant-contradiction-to-tune.html - "A Stain On Our Lives" (based off Green Day's "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)")/lyrics can be found here - http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2016/06/parody-stain-on-our-lives-to-tune-of.html - "Ready to Take Us Back Again"

#JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ

I had a lot of fun with the trending hashtag #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) "Have you ever resorted to the liberal media? Examples include: Dictionaries, encyclopedias, & numbers." #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ 124 Likes, 58 Retweets 2) "If Donald's lips move in a forest but no one's there to hear it, did he lie?" #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ 63 Likes, 31 Retweets 3) "Use 'bigly' in a sentence..." #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ 57 Likes, 22 Retweets 4) "Since 94% of terror attacks in the U.S. are by non-Muslims, why is 6% greater than 94%?" #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ 48 Likes, 30 Retweets 4) "If you didn't like your neighbors, would you ever build a wall between your houses & make them pay for it?" #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ

eTrumptyDumpty

Well, it's here, what we've all been waiting for - a Donald Trump supporter dating site. TrumpSingles.com , created by 35-year-old lifetime Republican David Goss, isn't a parody site. It's objective is to bring Trump supporters together and find love in the process. It may cost $4.95 per month, but as always, poking fun of the site is priceless. :: cue the MasterCard commercial theme song :: Given what Trump has said in the past, I envision the following profile of a male  TrumpSingles.com  member: Self-Summary I'm like all the other guys, only better. Okay, I'm the best. Modesty can only get a person so far, right? I'm handsome, brilliant, genius really, rich, with lots of money, and yuge. I like long walks on the beach, while holding my massive artillery, and pretending I have Tourette's Syndrome. Sometimes I get a little tired of being the best at everything, but as the saying goes, "You can't spell 'the best and brightest in the wo

Closing out the NBA season: Barkley, Ayesha, babies, and more!

The NBA season is finally over, so I thought I'd provide some closing thoughts: - While NBA analyst Charles Barkley is entertaining at times, the guy comes across as batsh*t crazy at others (or perhaps it's this batsh*t craziness which makes him entertaining). The man can't seem to given an ounce of respect for the Golden State Warriors, even though the team won the championship a year ago and had the best record in league history this season. The team may be drastically different to teams he played for a couple decades ago, but give credit where credit is due. Not only has he made a habit of bashing the Warriors, he hasn't been coy about bashing LeBron James. Even after James' incredible close to the finals, resulting in his third championship ring, Barkley decided it was again time to say the finals MVP still doesn't rank in his top 5 of all time. The guy isn't receiving letters from AARP just yet. He has three championships to his credit, not to mention

Info on my Facebook business, Twitter, and Tumblr pages

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 39,081 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

Weekly update of my book information

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

"Autism Speaks"

I'm growing increasingly more amazed by the number of people I personally know who have family members that have been diagnosed with autism. Just recently I was notified about a reputable organization whose main intent is bringing awareness, hope, and aid to those affected with autism. The organization is called "Autism Speaks," and more information can be found at this link: https://www.autismspeaks.org/ways-give?gclid=CjwKEAjwqJ67BRCzzJ7Hy-LYlFYSJABwp9PGxaScEO-GR1UYadoZfPjp7j0qMG0ve23zrUNUbF_NDhoCERzw_wcB Ways you can help include: - Buying merchandise - Becoming a corporate partner - Workplace giving - Matching gifts - Donating your vehicle - Wedding favors - Bequests and planned giving - Earning money for the organization while walking, running, or biking - Installing the We-Care app and donating through shopping online Once again, you can read about all this and more at this site: https://www.autismspeaks.org/ways-give?gclid=CjwKEAjwqJ67BRCz

Moderation is easier said than done

What's one of the first things everyone tells you when you talk about getting into better shape? "It's really all about moderation." While that might be technically true, it's also next to impossible. After I got over a 2-year illness about 5 years ago, I went on an exercise tear, and lost a ton of weight in the process. Not only did I exercise a great deal every day, I became Mr. No with regard to desserts, fried food, fast food, junk food, soda pop, etc. I was stricter on my diet than Donald Trump was with his illegal immigrant workers. Time after time, I would get told, "It's okay to snack here and there. Just do it in moderation." When I became more lax with my diet, I wound up gaining most of the weight back, and I've ended up going through such a cycle on multiple occasions since. Moderation may sound nice, but it's much easier said than done. It's fairly easy to say no to cigarettes, alcohol, or junk food after a certain peri

Does the phrase "persons of color" bother anyone else?

Am I the only one who's bothered by the phrase "persons of color"? I think it rubs me the wrong way for two reasons. First, why is it offensive to use the phrase "colored people" but inoffensive to say "persons of color"? If one is offensive, shouldn't both be offensive? If I were to anger a group of individuals I called "stupid people," wouldn't they likely be angered if I were to alter that phrase to "people of idiocy"? Secondly, if we take the phrase "persons of color" literally, doesn't it come across as kind of ridiculous? To my knowledge, nobody is clear, colorless, transparent. We all have color to us, from the whitest of white to the blackest of black and everywhere in between. I, like most "white" people, am peachy/pinkish in color. So when I hear someone say "persons of color," my immediate thought is, "So, we're talking about everyone then?" More times than not w

Parody "H-A-T-E" (to the tune of Nat King Cole's "L-O-V-E")

"H-A-T-E" H is for the way you halt thinking A is for the ass you always seem to be T is truly, truly very very angry E is everyone you insult which is the result of Hate is all that you give to us Hate has been in you since birth Hate makes your face turn red From the time you wake until the time you're back in bed Hate should be tattooed on your face H is for the way you halt thinking A is for the ass you always seem to be T is truly, truly very very angry E is everyone you insult which is the result of Hate is all that you give to us Hate has been in you since birth Hate makes your face turn red From the time you wake until the time you're back in bed Hate should be tattooed on your face Hate should be tattooed on your face Hate should be tattooed on your face http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/natkingcole/love.html

Parody "(Everything He Does) He Does It For Him" (to the tune of Bryan Adams' "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You")

"(Everything He Does) He Does It For Him" Look into his eyes, you will see That he's full of greed I search for a heart, search for a soul When I find nothing there I search for horns He tells us that he's about much more He tells us that he really hearts the poor We know that's bullshit Everything he does, he does it for him Look into his heart - you will find In there only hate and anger reside He takes what's not his, doesn't give back He does all he can to screw us of his taxes He tells us he was taken out of context He tells us with his daughter he doesn't want sex We know that's bullshit Everything he does, he does it for him, oh yeah There's no greed like your greed And no other would have more greed There's no fear unless you're there Every second of every day, yeah Try to find a heart, Donnie He tells us that he's about much more He tells us with his daughter he doesn't want sex Yeah, he c

Parody "Debunk You in a Heartbeat" (to the tune of Def Leppard's "Miss You in a Heartbeat")

"Debunk You in a Heartbeat" I believe that there's nothing deep inside Your mind at any one time We sure found out, you thought facts were such a crime The more you speak, the more you fail Yet you still speak, you still lie away 'Cause the truth don't matter anyway (oohh oohh oohh) I'll debunk you in a heartbeat (oohh oohh oohh) I'll debunk you right away (oohh oohh oohh) I'll debunk you in a heartbeat 'Cause it ain't true, if you say it is Oh no When your lips move, I let out a heavy sigh Knowing damn well you're about to lie To fib is easy, it ain't easy to Google the truth But I do it anyway to piss you off You still speak, you still lie away, 'Cause the truth don't matter anyway (oohh oohh oohh) I'll debunk you in a heartbeat (oohh oohh oohh) I'll debunk you right away (oohh oohh oohh) I'll debunk you in a heartbeat 'Cause it ain't true, if you say it is I know you're

Parody "Reich Dreams (Are Made of This)" (to the tune of the Eurythmics' "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)")

"Reich Dreams (Are Made of This)" Reich dreams are made of this He refuses all who disagree He bashes those who think differently Everybody thinks differently Sometimes he wants to ban you Sometimes he wants to deport you Sometimes he wants to bomb you Sometimes he wants to say f-you Reich dreams are made of this He refuses all who disagree He bashes those who think differently Everybody thinks differently He holds his middle finger up, hating on Middle finger up, hating on, middle finger up, hating on Middle finger up, hating on, middle finger up, hating on Middle finger up, hating on, middle finger up Sometimes he wants to ban you Sometimes he wants to deport you Sometimes he wants to bomb you Sometimes he wants to say f-you He holds his middle finger up, hating on Middle finger up, hating on, middle finger up, hating on Middle finger up, hating on, middle finger up, hating on Middle finger up, hating on, middle finger up Reich dreams are made

Parody "The Man Is Deranged" (to the tune of The Doors' "People Are Strange")

"The Man Is Deranged" The man is deranged when he's a danger Yet telling people he'll keep them safe He tells supporters to punch protesters Then tells the media he's keeping the peace When he's deranged The look he gives is strange When he's deranged Steam emanates from his face When he's deranged When he's deranged When he's deranged The man is deranged when he's a danger Yet telling people he'll keep them safe He tells supporters to punch protesters Then tells the media he's keeping the peace When he's deranged The look he gives is strange When he's deranged Steam emanates from his face When he's deranged When he's deranged When he's deranged When he's deranged The look he gives is strange When he's deranged Steam emanates from his face When he's deranged When he's deranged When he's deranged http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/doors/peoplearestrange.html

Parody "Ready to Take Us Back Again" (to the tune of Barry Manilow's "Ready to Take a Chance Again")

"Ready to Take Us Back Again" You remind us when times were good Slaves serving us And wives too Unbelievably well No admitted gays nor transgenders No need for a wall Life goes like it should for white masters The land ours as always Just don't tell the Natives And he's ready to take us back again Ready to give us a world in the eyes of (David) Duke Been living with too much diversity Home of the brave, land of the selective free And he's ready to take us back again centuries When he spoke of banning Muslims Even the Founders got scared Turning in their graves Screaming, "WTF?!?" And he's ready to take us back again Ready to give us a world in the eyes of (David) Duke Been living with too much diversity Home of the brave, land of the selective free And he's ready to take us back again Ready to give us a world in the eyes of (David) Duke Been living with too much diversity Home of the brave, land of the selective fre

Parody "A Stain On Our Lives" (to the tune of Green Day's "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)")

"A Stain On Our Lives" Another stomach-churning point, bullshit flows from his mouth Pissing off everyone, especially women, Muslims, and "the" blacks So put on your headphones, and blast the volume up No matter what, even if the music sucks He's something reprehensible Always wrong, never right He is a stain on our lives No matter how hard you scrub, it never washes out Even with that infomercial order, while you were smoking pot You threw it away, but it came back The garbageman calling you a spoiled brat He's something reprehensible Always wrong, never right He is a stain on our lives He's something reprehensible Always wrong, never right He is a stain on our lives He's something reprehensible Always wrong, never right He is a stain on our lives http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/greenday/goodriddancetimeofyourlife.html

Parody "Constant Contradiction" (to the tune of Green Day's "Walking Contradiction")

"Constant Contradiction" He said this but said the opposite Within five seconds of each other Back and forth and back he goes Not sure where in the hell he'll end up Memory losses all the time That or he doesn't know his ass from his hands Always saying what he thinks Never thinking before he speaks Freedom and punishment for abortion Gay marriage illegal but also fine Gun control is both right and wrong Freedom of religion, but bar the Muslims Tax the rich more and tax them less Allow transgenders in but keep them out Infidelity's wrong except when cheating on his wives Two of them foreign, deport the rest He says believe him All I believe Is he's a constant contradiction And he's got no proof He said this but said the opposite Within five seconds of each other Back and forth and back he goes Not sure where in the hell he'll end up Memory losses all the time That or he doesn't know his ass from his hands Always saying

Parody "Tangerine" (to the tune of Bush's "Glycerine")

"Tangerine" Your "strong thick" skin orange in tint It can't be for real 'cause Cheetos can't speak And Cheetos mind Syracuse too Not to mention the street cones Thoughts are white And the heart's black Standing there spraying your back You want this I don't know why High school prom always your alibi Don't let your skin go white Tangerine Tangerine You're never at home You're at the (tanning) booth all the time Are you asleep like on your wedding night? You live in a world That doesn't seem real Willy Wonka telling you what to do If you didn't follow through He'd turn the rest against you Oompa Loompas turning their backs Ready to sue Don't let your skin go white It doesn't have to be this way You could accept yourself Instead of fulfilling your odd dream Appearing like a fruit, like a fruit Tangerine Tangerine Don't let your skin go white Tangerine Don't let you

Parody "He's Too Testy" (to the tune of Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy")

"He's Too Testy" He's too testy for this job Too testy for this job This job won't be his He's too testy for us Too testy for us So testy it sucks And he's too testy for Asia Too testy for Asia Europe and Antarctica And he's too testy for this country Too testy for this country No way I'm voting for him He's a grenade, you know what I mean And he pulls the pin while he's talking Yeah, while he's talking, while he's talking, yeah He pulls the pin while he's talking He's too testy for the (nuclear) button Too testy for the button Testier than Jong-un And he's too testy for Jesus (hey seuss) Too testy for Jesus What's JC to do? He's a grenade, you know what I mean And he pulls the pin while he's talking Yeah, while he's talking, while he's talking, yeah He chucks the grenade while he's talking He's too testy for his Too testy for his Too testy for his Cause

#SongsInInappropriatePlaces

After getting back in town last night and catching up with my emails and tweets, I decided to have a little fun with the trending hashtag #SongsInInappropriatePlaces on Twitter. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) "Thriller" - during a Ben Carson speech #SongsInInappropriatePlaces 20 Likes, 5 Retweets 2) "Somebody's Watching Me" - at a urinal #SongsInInappropriatePlaces 19 Likes, 1 Retweet 3) "Born in the U.S.A." - at a Ted Cruz birthday bash #SongsInInappropriatePlaces 15 Likes, 4 Retweets 4) "Honesty" - at the Republican National Convention #SongsInInappropriatePlaces 14 Likes, 3 Retweets 5) "You Give Love a Bad Name" - while reciting wedding vows #SongsInInappropriatePlaces 15 Likes, 1 Retweet 6) "The Beautiful People" - during a GOP debate #SongsInInappropriatePlaces 11 Likes, 4 Retweets 7) &quo

My next appearance on "The Tracy Fort Show" (in 10 minutes)

Sorry for the short notice, but it's been kind of a crazy week. In any case, I'll be on The Tracy Fort Show today from 3-4 pm EST (yes, in 10 minutes). If you want to hear it live, you can do so at the following site: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/06/16/our-weekly-politics-news-with-craig-rozniecki I'll be sure to post follow-up links in case you're unable to listen to the live show. Sit back, relax, and enjoy!

GOP goes with a virgin surgeon over an experienced one

In a surprise move, 50 million registered Republicans have opted to get treated by self-certified surgeon Ronald Dump of Dump University over Dr. Mallory Smitten, who has been operating on patients for over two decades. According to Mr. Dump's website, he's never operated on a person and never been in med school, but did dress up like a doctor on Halloween in college. When I caught up with Mr. Dump and asked him about the matter, here's what he told me: "Look, I just know how to do things, how to get things done. Put me in one of those special rooms, put a robe on me or whatever, hand me a thermometer thing, a mask deal, and an axe or something, and I'm going to do an unbelievable job, believe me. Just tremendous, fantastic, unbelievable." Following this statement, here's what a few of Mr. Dump's new patients had to say on Twitter: - "The guy just tells it like it is." - Username Tweetledum - "Orange is the new lifesaver!"

Parodies I've written and sung

Due to my love for writing, satire in particular, and compliments I've received from drunk people at bars for my singing, I decided to start writing parodies. I was unable to attach individual (music) files to this blog, so I created a site which would allow for me to add such files and share them on here. To this point, the parodies are largely centered around Donald Trump. To check them out, go to the link below. While I'll surely write more such songs in the future, here are the five I've written and sung to this point: 1) "The Best Words on Earth" (based off Marilyn Manson's song, "The Last Day on Earth") 2) "The Donald Fan" (based off Billy Joel's song, "Piano Man") 3) "Tweeting Some Lies" (based off Neil Diamond's song, "Sweet Caroline") 4) "You're So Vague" (based off Carly Simon's song, "You're So Vain") 5) "Yuge" (based off Better Than Ezra

Parody "Yuge" (to the tune of Better Than Ezra's "Good")

"Yuge" Walking around his house Looking for a mirror Searching for signs of growth but it's not looking good Maybe he's just not sure Maybe he's forgetful By the look of it He closed his eyes, and said Aha, it's yuge, I promise you Aha, it's yuge Aha, it's yuge, I promise you Aha, it's yuge Yuge, yuge, yuge, yuge, yuge, yuge Running around the house Looking for another mirror Searching for signs of growth, but it's not looking good Maybe he'll watch pornos Or take some Viagra Maybe he'll launch war on them all He's just not sure, but is too proud He's just not sure, but is too proud, and said Aha, it's yuge, I promise you Aha, it's yuge Aha, it's yuge, I promise you Aha, it's yuge, yuge, so yuge Aha, it's yuge, I promise you Aha, it's yuge Aha, it's yuge, I promise you Aha, it's yuge Aha, yeah, it is so yuge, yeah, it is so yuge http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics

Parody "The Best Words on Earth" (to the tune of Marilyn Manson's "The Last Day on Earth")

"The Best Words on Earth" He talks like it's a million years ago Cavemen still think that he's an asshole When they hear him, they palm their face Shake their heads and reach for Excedrin Linda Blair's eyes are rolling To the very back of her head My head bangs against a wall Wishing he would stop He knows the best words on Earth He'll keep talking until we cry He knows the best words on Earth Talking until he dies Unbelievable, yuge, bigly Tremendous, loser, weak Amazing, fantastic, China Incredible, horrible, great My head bangs against a wall Wishing he would stop He knows the best words on Earth He'll keep talking until we cry He knows the best words on Earth Talking until he dies He knows the best words on Earth He'll keep talking until we cry He knows the best words on Earth Talking until he dies He knows the best words on Earth He'll keep talking until we cry He knows the best words on Earth Talking until h

"R.I.P. America," so says a Facebook post...

In light of the horrific mass shooting in Orlando, Florida over the weekend, I read this post on an old friend of mine's Facebook page: "R.I.P. America!!! You went soft on discipline. You raised the cost of living so high that both parents are always at work, rather than spending time with their children. You took God out of schools. Parents were told 'No you can't discipline your kids'. Kids had rights blah, blah, blah. Well. America!! We have lost a whole generation and turned them into selfish, disrespectful brats who have no respect for people, property or authority! Things need to change! This is the first time I've EVER done the whole copy and paste but I couldn't agree more with this!" While I can understand we all grieve and react to tragedy differently, this post has been going around since at least 2011 and comes across like someone whom was rejected for a role in the film Grumpy Old Men . Look, change is inevitable, and whether or not

NRA trolls, stop acting like facts and logic are on your side. They're not.

When 9/11 occurred, everyone in this country was frightened, and understandably, we sought comfort, answers, and a way forward. A majority of people appeared to have no problem affording the government more power to provide us with a sense of security, a feeling such an attack would never happen again. We even went so far as to allow the government to impede on our civil liberties for this feeling of comfort. This was over a (hopefully) once-in-a-lifetime attack, where 3,000 people lost their lives. Sadly, on an annual basis, we lose approximately 30,000 people in this country to gun violence. If we use that number and apply it equally across years, approximately 450,000 people have died via gun violence since the 9/11 attacks. Just based on the number of fatalities, we've suffered 150 9/11s via gun violence since September 11th (2001). Yet, no matter how many die from gun violence, Congress won't seem to budge on the matter. This is largely due to the power of the gun lobby, l

We'll stop talking about it when action is finally taken!

After the horrific mass shooting in Orlando, Florida over the weekend, I can't tell you how many times I heard the following statements: - "Let's not politicize this tragedy." - "It's too soon to talk about this." - "Let's hold a moment of silence and pray." - "Let's discuss at a later time." - "I'm so sick of talking about mass shootings and guns!" Well, guess what? We're all sick of having to discuss this subject on a seemingly weekly basis, but you know who's sickest of all? The victims' friends and family members. Time after time we go through this same cycle: 1) A mass shooting occurs 2) The GOP says we'll discuss gun violence at a later date 3) That discussion never takes place 4) Another mass shooting occurs We are in this continuous deadly cycle of ignoring gun violence. Every time we don't talk about this subject, we place more lives at risk. Thoughts and prayers

Info on my Facebook business, Twitter, and Tumblr pages

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 38,839 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

Weekly update of my book information

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

My recent appearances on "The Tracy Fort Show"

In light of the horrific mass shooting in Orlando over the weekend, radio show host Tracy Fort decided to air multiple episodes of The Tracy Fort Show , three of which I was a part. Here they are: Episode #1: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/06/12/we-are-live-discussing-the-attack-on-the-lgbt-nightclub-pulse-orlando Episode #2: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/06/12/continued-coverage-of-orlando-pulse-nightclub-shooting Episode #3: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/06/13/day-2-of-continued-coverage-of-the-orlando-pulse-nightclub-shooting

"The Tracy Fort Show" (6/12/16)

In light of the horrific mass shooting in Orlando, I will be co-hosting "The Tracy Fort Show" at 9:30 EST - http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/06/12/we-are-live-discussing-the-attack-on-the-lgbt-nightclub-pulse-orlando

#TrumpSecretServiceCodeName

I had some more fun with a trending hashtag on Twitter yesterday. This time the hashtag was #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all of my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) Orange Is the New Stupid #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName 65 Likes, 21 Retweets 2) Sir Lie-a-Lot #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName 29 Likes, 13 Retweets 3) Three Corinthians #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName 22 Likes, 9 Retweets 4) Dumb Man Walking #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName 19 Likes, 3 Retweets 5) Tremendously Unbelievably Small Penis #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName 14 Likes, 4 Retweets 6) Assquatch #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName 10 Likes, 6 Retweets 7) Syracuse #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName 12 Likes, 3 Retweets 7) Rodent Hair #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName 13 Likes, 2 Retweets 7) What Jesus Wouldn't Do #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName 13 Likes, 2 Retweets 10) Misogyny Prodigy #TrumpSecretServiceCodeName 9 Likes, 5 Ret

Parody "Tweeting Some Lies" (to the tune of Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline")

"Tweeting Some Lies" Where they began No one really knows White supremacists going strong Was in the morning And morning became the evening The bullsh*t continues on Lies, putrid lies Reaching out, deceiving me, deceiving you Tweeting some lies Retweets never seemed so bad Please inform your mind These white hoods aren't very rad So now I... ...Fact-check the posts They don't seem too likely The president wasn't born on Mars And when we debate They look like a deer in headlights Not sure what's going on Brains, washing brains Reaching out, deceiving me, deceiving you Tweeting some lies Retweets never seemed so bad Please inform your mind These white hoods aren't very rad Oh, hell no Tweeting some lies Retweets never seemed so bad Tweeting some lies These white hoods aren't very rad Tweeting some lies Retweets never seemed so bad http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/neildiamond/sweetcaroline.html

I got mentioned on a pair of websites

In light of my #MillennialFlirting tweets on Twitter last night, I got mentioned on a pair of websites and thought I'd share that. Here they are: http://theberry.com/2016/06/08/millennial-flirting-is-both-the-most-hilarious-and-deeply-depressing-hashtag-of-our-generation/ http://americanupbeat.com/millennials-flirting-an-art-form/

#MillennialFlirting

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #MillennialFlirting on Twitter last night. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your debunked conspiracy memes are sweet, And so are you." #MillennialFlirting 531 Likes, 272 Retweets 2) "If you love someone, let them go, if they heart your selfie, it was meant to be." #MillennialFlirting 34 Likes, 6 Retweets 3) "Your emoji's eyes are so beautiful; it's almost like they're not real, you know?" #MillennialFlirting 28 Likes, 8 Retweets 4) "When I saw you planking while wearing that fake moustache, that's when I knew I had feelings for you." #MillennialFlirting 17 Likes, 1 Retweet 5) "First come FarmVille requests, then comes marriage, then comes baby in the baby carriage." #MillennialFlirting 14 Likes, 3 Retweets 6) "Even

My next appearance on "The Tracy Fort Show" (Thursday, 6/9/16)

I just thought I'd let readers know I'll again be chatting with radio show host Tracy Fort on The Tracy Fort Show  from 3:30 to 5:30 pm EST tomorrow. We'll be discussing the Brock Turner case, the "official" general election match-up between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, among other topics. To tune in during or after the airing, go to this link: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/06/09/this-week-in-politics-with-craig-rozniecki To "follow" the show and receive more regular updates, click on this link: https://twitter.com/TracyFortShow Listen, learn, laugh, and enjoy!

Parody "The Donald Fan" (to the tune of Billy Joel's "Piano Man")

"The Donald Fan" The clock reads a number on that one day The poorly educated waltz in There are old men standing everywhere Waiting for an Oompa Loompa's twin They say, "Tell us another random story" One which stretches the truth It's vague yet hyperbolic It sounds incomplete Like they almost always do This is the life of The Donald fan This is the life tonight They're in the mood for some fallacies And he's got them feeling all white The Donald is a friend of theirs He feeds them lies for free He's quick with self-praise and bashing on gays Yet with women he's been married to three He says, "People, Mexicans are killing us" "Muslims and fact-checkers too" "The liberal media will research my words" "And I just want tell them all, 'Yeah, well, f-you too!" Trumpeteers are ardent immoralists The Golden Rule seen as dark green Greed and narcissism best friends of theirs Wh

Jesus is facepalming himself over (Jeffrey) Lord's comments

Well, the Lord hath spoken, and it wasn't powerful, pretty, nor even pretty powerful. After Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan criticized presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump's racist comments regarding Mexican-American judge Gonzalo Curiel (he was born in Indiana), CNN commentator Jeffrey Lord decided to defend Trump by saying this: "Speaker Ryan is wrong and Speaker Ryan has apparently switched positions and is supporting identity politics, which is racist. I am astonished." He added: "I am accusing anybody who believes in identity politics, which he apparently does now, of playing the race card. The Republican establishment is playing this, Senator [Mitch McConnell] is playing this. These people have run and hid and borrowed the Democratic agenda of playing the race card. It's just wrong!" This is one of the major problems with the modern-day Republican Party - to put it bluntly, they don't know what in the hell they're talking about.

Info on my Facebook business, Twitter, and Tumblr pages

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 38,388 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

Weekly update of my book information

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

"Angie Tribeca" Season 2 starts tonight!

Ever since I binge-watched the first season of TBS' Angie Tribeca a few months ago, I fell in love with it. Well, I'm happy to report that season 2 starts tonight with TBS airing two new episodes back-to-back from 9 to 10 pm EST. For more information, check the show out at the following links: http://www.tbs.com/shows/angie-tribeca.html https://twitter.com/AngieTribecaTBS