The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

In 2017, Tracy Fort and I put the wraps on our year-long podcast, The Tracy & Craig Show ; I released two books ( The Art of the Steal  and A Collection of Satirical Short Stories ); reached 80k followers on Twitter; and managed to stay alive through Donald Trump's first year as president. For 2018, be expecting even more out of me! I will be releasing the third and seventh volumes to The Kind-Hearted Smarta*s and LOL at the GOP series, respectively. I also hope to work on two new books/stories centered around Ronald Chump's character from The Art of the Steal . In a perfect world, I'll release all four books and get back to work on the porn satire I've placed on the backburner for some time, Nick "The Quick" Load . Lastly, I'm hoping to build off my experience from The Tracy & Craig Show  and start my own podcast. Oh, and I suppose it's my goal to eclipse 100k followers on Twitter. In any case, stay tuned, stay warm, safe, and sane, and le

So Celeste Katz of Newsweek  decided to write a piece the other day, entitled, "Trump Had Many Genuine Successes This Year, Despite Low Approval Rating," and I felt the need to comment on it. First off, let's look at the definition of the term accomplishment . According to the dictionary, accomplishment is defined as "something that has been achieved successfully." Based off that, let's now look at Ms. Katz's list of President Trump's supposed accomplishments: 1) "He got a new justice on the Supreme Court" "Trump promised on the campaign trail to appoint a conservative jurist to the highest court in the land as a replacement for the late Justice Antonin Scalia. He selected Neil Gorsuch, a Colorado federal appeals court judge who, at 49, was the youngest Supreme Court nominee since then-President George H. W. Bush nominated 43-year-old Clarence Thomas in 1991." So, in other words, Donald Trump's accomplishment here wa

While I have time, I wanted to provide a bit more information on my latest book, A Collection of Satirical Short Stories: A Bigly Clever Title , which can be purchased for $12.50 on paperback at the following link -  http://www.lulu.com/author/content_revise.php?fCID=21783548 . Here's the write-up on the back cover of the book: While in nonsensical actuality Donald Trump's campaign slogan was "Make America great again!," it probably should have been either "Make facts fake again!" or "Make bigly stinky BS smell good again!" It's appeared to be the president's goal to transform the U.S. into bizarro world, where up is down, black is white, right is wrong, left is right, and a bouquet of herpes is a popular item at supermarkets every February 14th. Cite a fact? That's fake news. Cite fake news? That's a fact. So what do we do when the leader of our country tries turning reality on its head? Resort to 24-hour all-you-can-eat buffet

Just in time for the New Year is the release of my latest book, A Collection of Satirical Short Stories: A Bigly Clever Title . An introduction to the book reads as: "While in nonsensical actuality Donald Trump's campaign slogan was 'Make America great again!,' it probably should have been either 'Make facts fake again!' or 'Make bigly stinky BS smell good again!' It's appeared to be the president's goal to transform the U.S. into bizarro world, where up is down, black is white, right is wrong, left is right, and a bouquet of herpes is a popular item at supermarkets every February 14th. Cite a fact? That's fake news. Cite fake news? That's a fact. So what do we do when the leader of our country tries turning reality on its head? Resort to 24-hour all-you-can-eat buffets, binge-drinking, and laughter, not necessarily in that order. That's where author Craig Rozniecki's fifteenth book, A Collection of Satirical Short Stories: A

Due to an #AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong tweet I posted, I got mentioned on Huff Post and The Source . If curious, you can check them out at the following links: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-ruin-christmas-songs-twitter_us_5a3e06b1e4b0b0e5a7a24205 http://thesource.com/2017/12/25/trump-ruins-christmas-songs-twitter-roasts/

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #IfTrumpWereSanta on Twitter over the holidays. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my posts can be read here -  https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) He'd spend Christmas tweeting about all the great presents he handed out when he didn't hand out any. #IfTrumpWereSanta 144 Likes, 29 Retweets 2) After a child sits on his lap, he'd ask, "So what do you want me to take from you this Christmas?" #IfTrumpWereSanta 113 Likes, 26 Retweets 3) Once his sleigh breaks down, he'd blame Hillary and Obama. #IfTrumpWereSanta 84 Likes, 17 Retweets 4) He'd only bring gifts to the wealthiest families and make the poorest families pay for them. #IfTrumpWereSanta 55 Likes, 17 Retweets 5) Parents would no longer let their daughters sit on Santa's lap. #IfTrumpWereSanta 44 Likes, 8 Retweets 6) To excuse himself of giving presents to kids, he refers to such items as fake

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong on Twitter over the holidays. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) 12 dummies dumbing, 11 liars lying, 10 tweets-a-coming, 9 ladies accusing, 8 ties a-taping, 7 dentures a-flying, 6 slurs a-shpeaking, 5 golden seats, 4 angry birds, 3 french fries, 2 turtle sundaes, And a dead squirrel as a hair piece #AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong 856 Likes, 405 Retweets 2) O come, make us adore him, O come, make us adore him, O come, make us adore him, Drumpf the king #AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong 77 Likes, 16 Retweets 3) Taxes roasting on an open fire, Mueller nipping at your nose #AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong 57 Likes, 12 Retweets 4) He's dreaming of a white Christmas, with every brown person he deports #AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong 51 Likes, 15 Retweets 5) Feliz Naviwhat? Speak English or get out, Building a big b

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 80,535 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. Thirteen of my fourteen books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The twelve books I've written and released in the past 6 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

In Week 16 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ...Chris Long is said to enjoy his honeymoon before the wedding. - ..."Eli's coming!" appears to hold a starkly different meaning to defenses today than it did a few years ago. - ...the league's two main concerns are: 1) Head injuries and 2) Bringing attention to the Salvation Army. - ...there's a 50/50 chance Jerry Jones will blame his Cowboys not making the postseason on Obamacare. - ...the favorite for Coach of the Year has to be Jeff Fisher, for without him leaving the team after last season, the Los Angeles Rams wouldn't be the team they are today. - ...starting quarterbacks have been placed on the endangered species list. - ...the Cleveland Browns are so bad, Santa Claus even refused to give them coal for Christmas. - ...the only thing worse than the Denver Broncos offense is the Grown Ups  movies while sleep deprived and starving. - ...the Detroit Lions broke the world record for gift-g

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #GOPTaxBillScam on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) So what did you accomplish this year? GOP: "We passed a bill which only 33% of people support, that aids the 1% who don't need help, strips healthcare from those who need it most, and raises the deficit, bigly. If that's not winning, we don't know what is!" #GOPTaxBillScam 261 Likes, 162 Retweets 2) GOP: "This Christmas, we ask the middle- and lower-classes to wait under the kitchen table at dinner. Don't worry. Whether or not we give you warm food or sufficient amounts, we'll feed you eventually. We're bound to drop something here or there, right? Merry Christmas!" #GOPTaxBillScam 104 Likes, 48 Retweets 3) GOP: "Trickle-down economics helped increase the pay gap to the widest its been since the Great Depre

Sex is a pretty taboo subject, especially when it comes to a person's sexual history. I'd like to believe no sober, common sense individual would ever walk up to a complete stranger and say, "Hi, my name is Bob Shitzferbrains. So how many sexual partners have you had?" When a couple of individuals become interested in one another and are curious to move the relationship forward, however, it seems all but inevitable the topic will get broached. While such a conversation can prove to be more awkward than getting caught masturbating by Sister Mary Clarence, as sex, communication, and trust are all key ingredients to a happy and healthy long-term relationship, it may also be vitally important. So what is the "magic number," so to speak, when it comes to sexual partners? Is there such a thing? Would a number which is too high or too low lead a certain percentage of people to bolt before things got too serious? As is typical, it depends on the person. While some

In Week 15 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ...Peyton Manning celebrated Thanksgiving yet again on Thursday night while watching the pitiful Denver Broncos square off against the even more pitiful Indianapolis Colts. - ...Chicago Bears fans are asking Mitch Trubisky to sign up to Ancestry.com to see if he's secretly related to Jay Cutler. - ...the Cleveland Browns have unintentionally stoked racial tension across the country, as millions are now saying, "Always bet on black, but always bet against Browns!" - ...Napoleon Dynamite is playing quarterback again for the Philadelphia Eagles. - ..."to be or not to be?" will likely get answered before, "A catch or not a catch; that is the question." - ...a couch potato bum binge-watching Pawn Stars on 5th avenue is putting forth more effort than the Cincinnati Bengals. - ...it's raining injuries in Seattle. - ...David Copperfield has got nothing on apparent magician, Jacksonville exec

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 80,184 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. Thirteen of my fourteen books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The twelve books I've written and released in the past 6 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

Actor and notable "good guy" Matt Damon has come under fire in recent days for some comments he made regarding sexual assault and harassment in an interview on ABC News's Popcorn With Peter Travers . Given the incredibly hot-button status of the matter at this current juncture, perhaps it would have been wise for Damon to have gone a more cautious route, but I digress. Before providing my take on things, here's what Damon said to Travers: - "I think we're in this watershed moment. I think it's great. I think it's wonderful that women are feeling empowered to tell their stories, and it's totally necessary ... I do believe that there's a spectrum of behavior, right? And we're going to have to figure - you know, there's a difference between, you know, patting someone on the butt and rape or child molestation, right? Both of those behaviors need to be confronted and eradicated without question, but they shouldn't be conflated, right?

Anyone who's been living for more than a week has probably heard at least one person say, "She's out of your league!" There was even a film released in 2010 which went by the title, She's Out of My League . What does that phrase mean? To any guy with a temporary squeaky voice or older, it basically means a woman is too "hot" for a guy that's pursuing her. This phrase bothers me for multiple reasons. First off, it makes it sound as though the only thing that matters in this world is physical attractiveness. Secondly, the phrase makes it seem as though a guy can never be good enough for a "hot" woman if he isn't George Clooney. Thirdly, the phrase makes it sound like "hot" women are shallower than an empty baby pool. Lastly, the phrase comes across as, "The only way a woman can be out of a guy's league is if she's like really really hot and stuff." When someone says "She's out of your league,"

So long as everything goes as planned (or at least as hoped), my new book, A Collection of Satirical Short Stories: A Bigly Clever Title , should be available for purchase by Christmas. It'd make the perfect late stocking-stuffer! Forget the coal; just buy your kids my book! Well, that's all I have to share about the matter for now. I'll keep everyone up-to-date as things progress. Stay tuned!

My latest book, "The Art of the Steal," just received another 5-star review, where the reader wrote the following: "Funny, entertaining, and it seems like art is imitating life. Great read!" If you want to take a closer look at said book, you may do so here (available on Kindle for just $0.99): https://www.amazon.com/Art-Steal-Became-School-President-ebook/dp/B071F9TVRW/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #ThingsITrustMoreThanFoxNews on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed at this site - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) Stevie Wonder as my Uber driver #ThingsITrustMoreThanFoxNews 699 Likes, 195 Retweets 2) A psychic who has to reschedule our appointment #ThingsITrustMoreThanFoxNews 90 Likes, 23 Retweets 3) Edward Scissorhands in a game of patty-cake #ThingsITrustMoreThanFoxNews 75 Likes, 16 Retweets 4) Text messages after drinking a bottle of wine and suddenly thinking everyone else is up at 3 in the morning #ThingsITrustMoreThanFoxNews 61 Likes, 18 Retweets 5) Drunken CNN anchors trying to intentionally fail a polygraph #ThingsITrustMoreThanFoxNews 44 Likes, 14 Retweets 6) An Indian restaurant, featuring only white employees, with an owner who calls himself Columbus #ThingsITrustMoreThanFoxNews 34 Likes, 8 Retweets 7) Someone wh

In Week 14 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ..., when it comes to December games in Buffalo, Stevie Wonder might as well be doing the announcing. - ..., if a high school team spotted Cleveland 21 points, the Browns would still find a way to lose. - ...Greg Schiano has had quite the influence on Michael Bennett. - ...Tom Brady apparently takes to Miami at the same leisure as Gisele takes to Donald Trump. - ...Marcus Mariota has come down with a case of temporary amnesia, as he's forgotten which team he plays for. - ..., if a game turned into an MMA fight, the officials from the Seattle/Jacksonville contest would likely fan themselves with their flags as opposed to throw them. - ..., in an attempt to attain the best workout possible, if faced with the option of taking one step or running seven miles, Atlanta Falcons head coach Dan Quinn would likely go with the single step. - ...the Philadelphia Eagles may ask to trade for wannabe-quarterback Mohamed Sanu. - .

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 79,865 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. Thirteen of my fourteen books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The twelve books I've written and released in the past 6 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

I had some fun with the trending hashtags #MasterpieceCakeshop and #XmasGiftsFromTrump on Twitter over the past couple days. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) 20 allege Trump sexually assaulted/harassed them. GOP: "Let's make him president!" 9 allege Moore sexually assaulted/harassed them when they were teenagers. GOP: "Let's make him Senator!" A gay couple wants a wedding cake. GOP: "Whoa! That's going too far!" #MasterpieceCakeshop 232 Likes, 135 Retweets 2) If the Supreme Court sides with Jack Phillips in the #MasterpieceCakeshop case, I'm going to open a bakery, turn away everyone I don't like based on my religious affiliation, and when asked what my religion is, tell them, "Roznieckism." 126 Likes, 31 Retweets 3) A pageless book, entitled, "I Reed Gooder Then You" #XmasGiftsFromTrump 7

Due to an #XmasGiftsFromTrump tweet of mine, I got mentioned on Huffington Post . If curious, you can check it out at this link -  https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/xmas-gifts-from-trump_us_5a28f8a8e4b03ece03001d15 All of my tweets can be read here -  https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 79,615 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. Thirteen of my fourteen books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The twelve books I've written and released in the past 6 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

I had some fun with the trending hashtag "71% of Alabama Republicans" the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) 71% of Alabama Republicans: "If someone did to our daughters what Roy did to others' daughters, we'd shoot 'em dead. But since it ain't our daughters and Roy Moore's a Republican, we'll vote for him. That's family values right there." 1,077 Likes, 477 Retweets 2) 71% of Alabama Republicans: "There are three things we believe in: God, football, math, and pedophilia." 291 Likes, 96 Retweets 3) 71% of Alabama Republicans: "Roy Moore is a good Christian man because he says he is." I'm sorry, but if a man is shouting he's a good Christian man while nearly raping a girl, he's not a good man in any sense of the word. 121 Likes, 46 Retweets 4) Roy Moore gets banned from a mall

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TaxScamBill on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) Dear media: When you hail a bill which screws over most of the public as a victory for the president because of the low bar he's set due to not passing anything significant in his first year, something is seriously wrong. #TaxScamBill 565 Likes, 206 Retweets 2) GOP: "What do Trump's tax returns and our Senate tax bill have in common? We haven't seen either one." #TaxScamBill 412 Likes, 279 Retweets 3) GOP: "You voted for us to represent you and help improve your lives, so we're going to pass a bill you hate which will help just 1% of you. You're welcome." #TaxScamBill 122 Likes, 48 Retweets 4) GOP: "As it says in the book of Two Corinthians, it's right to lie to and screw the American people. That

In Week 13 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ...due to Rob Gronkowski's play on Sunday, in the offseason the NFL may implement the Fu*kin' Ridiculous Late Hit, a 30-yard penalty. - ...Bob McAdoo may soon be working alongside Scooby-Doo. - ...the Jaguars may want to check with tea-baggers before again referring to themselves as Sacksonville. - ...the Cleveland Browns were yet again passed over by the college football playoff committee. - ...the Denver Broncos offense is now neck-and-neck with the Trump administration on the LES (Low Efficiency Scale). - ...the struggling Kansas City Chiefs may ask the commissioner to implement a flag-throwing contest multiple times throughout every game. - ...Russell Wilson runs around in the backfield more in a single game than 96% of Americans run in a year. - ...Jacoby Brissett wears full-body condoms to bed, because for how little protection he gets from his o-line, he's bound to get sacked. - ..., according to mos

ACC Bowl eligible teams: 10 of 14 (71.4%) Record vs. Power 5 (and Notre Dame): 9-13 (.409) 9 wins ACC teams: 77-33 (.700) ACC opponents: 61-47 (.565) Difference: +0.135 Combined score: 312-152 (average of 34.7 - 16.9 = +17.8) 13 losses ACC teams: 72-81 (.471) ACC opponents: 109-48 (.694) Difference: -0.223 Combined score: 272-500 (average of 20.9 - 38.5 = -17.6) Overall ACC teams: 149-114 (.567) ACC opponents: 170-95 (.642) Difference: -0.075 Combined score: 584-652 (average of 26.5 - 29.6 = -3.1) Big XII Bowl eligible teams: 8 of 10 (80.0%) Record vs. Power 5 (and Notre Dame): 4-6 (.400) 4 wins Big XII teams: 37-13 (.740) Big XII opponents: 26-23 (.531) Difference: +0.209 Combined score: 170-89 (average of 42.5 - 22.3 = +20.2) 6 losses Big XII teams: 34-38 (.472) Big XII opponents: 42-31 (.575) Difference: -0.103 Combined score: 157-201 (average of  26.2 - 33.5 = -7.3) Overall Big XII teams: 71-51 (.582) Big XII opponents: 68-54 (.557) Differe

It seems that every year I have a gripe with one of the college football playoff committee's four selections. This year it's Alabama. I don't know anyone who has any problem with the committee's three other picks: The ACC and defending national champion 1-loss Clemson Tigers; the Big XII champion 1-loss Oklahoma Sooners; and the SEC champion 1-loss Georgia Bulldogs. That leaves one spot to be filled. While ESPN and other media outlets seemed to make the debate a black-and-white argument between Alabama and Ohio State, I'm going to add two teams to the mix: Central Florida and USC. Let's first look at the committee's documented protocol for selecting the four playoff teams. Here's what they allegedly look at when comparing teams: "1) Championships won 2) Strength of schedule 3) Head-to-head competition (if it occurred) 4) Comparative outcomes of common opponents" Based on that criteria, let's compare the four teams, starting with

I had some fun with the (short-lived) trending hashtag #WhyBritsDontWantTrump on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) Because he's a bloody wanker. #WhyBritsDontWantTrump 58 Likes, 13 Retweets 2) Because he's all mouth and no trousers. #WhyBritsDontWantTrump 18 Likes, 6 Retweets 3) Because any time he moves his lips, it leaves everyone with functioning brains bigly gobsmacked. #WhyBritsDontWantTrump 16 Likes, 3 Retweets 4) Because whenever he's asked to cite specifics, he provides nothing but doofers. #WhyBritsDontWantTrump 12 Likes, 4 Retweets 4) Because he should just bugger off. #WhyBritsDontWantTrump 15 Likes, 1 Retweet 6) Because he's a damp squib. #WhyBritsDontWantTrump 11 Likes, 3 Retweets 7) Because he commits too many cock ups. #WhyBritsDontWantTrump 9 Likes, 3 Retweets 8) Because Brits get knackered just f

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 79,272 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81