The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

To say the NBA off-season has been crazy would be like saying politicians sometimes exaggerate, as it'd be quite the understatement. With the Golden State Warriors having won the title two of the past three years, quite possibly being one technical foul away from three straight, the rest of the league is attempting to play catch-up. Heading into the coming season, and deservedly so, the Warriors will again be favored to reign supreme at season's end, but four teams (in particular) are certainly doing everything in their power to alter that fate: Boston, Cleveland, Houston, and Oklahoma City. Let's now run down these four teams' off-season acquisitions, how they look going into the 2017-2018 season, and how they stack up against the league-champion Golden State Warriors. Boston Celtics Off-season acquisitions: Kyrie Irving, Gordon Hayward, and Marcus Morris Starting Lineup: PG Kyrie Irving, SG Jaylen Brown, SF Gordon Hayward, PF Marcus Morris, and C Al Horford Pro

What do NFL player Derek Wolfe, actor Steven Seagal, and former college football head coach Lou Holtz all have in common? Yes, it may sound like a joke, but it's not. In recent days, they've all showcased their displeasure with the NFL-national anthem protests. Let's start with Denver Broncos defensive end Derek Wolfe, who said this to ESPN's Josina Anderson on Sunday: "I stand because I respect the men who died in real battle so I have the freedom to battle on the field. Paying tribute to the men and women who have given their lives for our freedom is why I stand. But everyone these days likes to find a reason to protest and that's their right. It's America and you are free to speak your mind. I just feel it's disrespectful to the ones who sacrificed their lives and it's maybe the wrong platform. But like I said to each their own it's America! The greatest country in the world and if you don't think we are the greatest country in the wo

My latest book, The Art of the Steal , just received another 5-star review. In it, the reader wrote the following: "While it is a short read, it is also... While it is a short read, it is also a pleasantly poignant escape from the stark reality of our world today. The reader is guided through a story line of a short-sighted, ego-driven character who strives to be school President and the mindset he uses to get there. Sometimes in the midst of chaos it is healthy to just step back and laugh at the folly of it all. This book did that for me. Kudos Mr. Rozniecki, I have a feeling we will need more of this in our very near future." To purchase and read this book for yourself ($0.99 for Kindle), simply click on the following link (and then buy and read it): https://www.amazon.com/Art-Steal-Became-School-President-ebook/dp/B071F9TVRW/ref=sr_1_28?ie=UTF8&qid=1495243706&sr=8-28&keywords=the+art+of+the+steal

I've had some fun with the trending hashtags #TakeAKnee, #StephenCurry, #StevenSeagal, and #LouHoltz on Twitter over the past few days. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) What's more patriotic, blindly singing "the land of the free" or fighting to make that a reality? I'll go with the latter. #TakeAKnee 283 Likes, 102 Retweets 2) Donald Trump's definition of patriotism: "One who stands for the flag while wiping their ass with the Constitution." #TakeAKnee 248 Likes, 110 Retweets 3) Trump: "Unlike that SOB Kaepernick, I proudly represent our great flag by lying, stealing, & grabbing women by the p*ssy!" #TakeAKnee 233 Likes, 95 Retweets 4) #StevenSeagal gives the performance of his career as he claims becoming a Russian citizen is more patriotic than kneeling during the anthem. 73 Likes, 36 Retweets 5) DT: &quo

Change is hard. Whether it be a new school, a new job, a new relationship, or a new kid, it's next to impossible to fully adjust and adapt to this major lifestyle change in an immediate fashion. This is especially the case as we age. However, more times than not, at the end of the day, we find a way to make the necessary changes and move forward with life, because for as much as we'd like it to at times, the world doesn't stop for the sake of our hardships. Life changes are inevitable, though, so while we may despise the mere sight of them whenever they arrive on the scene, we're cognizant of their seemingly constant presence, and go on to begrudgingly erase our old life formula, replace it with a new one, accept it, and move forward. While these life formulas may be written in pencil, however, after a certain point in time, beliefs are written in pen, and for as difficult as it may be to quickly adjust and adapt to major life changes, it seems to be doubly as difficult

For those of you unfamiliar with women's college basketball, the name Geno Auriemma may not ring a bell. Sports fan or not, however, what I'm about to share about the man will undoubtedly win over some new admirers. First off, Geno Auriemma has coached the UConn (Connecticut) women's basketball team for 32 years. His resumé has reached the point where it's not even debatable anymore to say this man is one of the greatest coaches in sports history. In the past 24 years, Auriemma's Huskies have won 11 national titles, gone to the Final Four 6 additional times, the Elite Eight 5 others, and a pair of Sweet Sixteens. So, in the past 2.5 decades, Auriemma's squad has fared no worse than the top 16 in the country, has been one of the four best teams near 75% of the time, and has come close to winning 50% of the national championships. So to say Geno Auriemma has been dominant as a head coach in women's college basketball and deserves praise for his long list of

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 76,492 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. Thirteen of my fourteen books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The twelve books I've written and released in the past 6 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

In Week 3 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ..., if I had only picked the underdogs, I would have finished 10-5. - ...Joe Flacco will always pick Disneyland over Wembley Stadium. - ...I should never accept a high-five from Von Miller - ...anytime they hear a person say, "You know, football is a game of inches," Detroit Lions players will line up like the scene from Airplane and beat the crap of him. - ...the Pittsburgh Steelers may want to step onto the field at some point after the singing of the national anthem. - ..., in Philadelphia, 61 is the new 2-1. - ...Odell Beckham may ask for an arm amputation to make the art of catching more challenging. - ..., after falling to 0-3 courtesy of some Aaron Rodgers magic, the Cincinnati Bengals can do anything but R-E-L-A-X. - ...Jay Cutler may want to think about going back to the announcing booth. - ...it took the president calling player protesters "sons of b*tches" for NFL owners to understand

Throughout my adult life, I've been about as big of a fan of movie critic Rex Reed as Oscar the Grouch has been a fan of morning people with the last name of Sunshine. Sadly, when comparing the two, Oscar appears to be the more pleasant of the two specimens. Before delving into my most recent beef with Mr. Reed, here's a brief list of his past controversies: - For the South Korean film Oldboy , Reed wrote, "What else can you expect from a nation weaned on kimchi, a mixture of raw garlic and cabbage buried underground until it rots, dug up from the grave and then served in earthenware pots sold at the Seoul airport as souvenirs?" - With regard to the Melissa McCarthy movie  Identity Thief , Reed described the lead actress of the film with the following words: "tractor-sized," "humongous," "obese," and a "hippo." - Reed was called out by The L Magazine 's Henry Stewart for his review of the 2012 film The Cabin in the W

As I've done with Hurricanes Harvey and Irma, I wanted to pass along some information on how to help the victims of Hurricane Maria: - United for Puerto Rico:  http://unidosporpuertorico.com/en/ - UNICEF:  https://www.unicefusa.org/donate/support-unicef-usas-hurricane-relief-efforts-puerto-rico/32952 - Center for Popular Democracy:  https://connect.clickandpledge.com/w/Form/cb4a3c78-5694-4324-bead-42c8ad94c1bf - Hispanic Federation's "Unidos" page:  http://hispanicfederation.org/media/press_releases/a_hurricane_relief_fund_for_hurricane_maria_victims_in_puerto_rico/ - One America Appeal:  https://www.oneamericaappeal.org/ - All Hands Volunteers:  https://www.hands.org/projects/hurricane-irma-maria-response/ - Catholic Relief Services:  https://support.crs.org/donate/hurricane-irma-relief - Americares:  https://secure.americares.org/site/Donation2?df_id=22510&mfc_pref=T&22510.donation=form1 - Direct Relief:  https://secure.directrelief.org/sit

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpVindicated on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) Claim: Trump cheated on Melania with 15 women Report: It was 13 women Trumpsters: "#TrumpVindicated!" 129 Likes, 52 Retweets 2) Comedian: "Trump never tells the truth!" Fact-checker: "He lies 3/4 of the time." Trumpsters: "#TrumpVindicated!" 52 Likes, 13 Retweets 3) Trump: "The Earth is flat." Blind man: "He's right." Trumpsters: "#TrumpVindicated!" 44 Likes, 10 Retweets 4) Dossier: "Trump watched people pee on each other." Correction: "We meant poop." Trumpsters: ""#TrumpVindicated!" 38 Likes, 8 Retweets 5) Prediction: Trump to serve 4 life sentences Judge: "Let's make that 3 life sentences." Trumpsters: "#Tru

Due to a #TrumpVindicated tweet of mine, I got mentioned on the following site: http://deepstatenation.com/donald-trump-is-vindicated-over-wiretapping-according-to-his-twitter-fans/ To follow my Twitter page and read my other tweets, just go here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 76,328 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. Thirteen of my fourteen books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The twelve books I've written and released in the past 6 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

In week 2 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ...DeShone Kizer's migraines are caused by turning the ball over four times. - ...the best way to cure migraines is playing the Andrew Luck-less Indianapolis Colts. - ..., after he officially retires (for good this time), Marshawn Lynch may have a future on Dancing with the Stars . - ...Aaron Rodgers needs to find a way to R-E-L-A-X more in the pocket. - ...Peyton Manning didn't trademark "OMAHA!" when behind center while playing for the Denver Broncos. - ... Saturday Night Live may feel prompted to place a twist on an old segment, entitled, "You know what sucks more than that? Da Bears!" - ...my 4-year-old niece covers and tackles better than anyone on the New Orleans Saints defense. - ...the Jets may want to think about altering their team name to the New York Paper Airplanes. - ..., for as banged up as the Patriots offense is, you may start hearing this line from announcers before too terr

My latest book, The Art of the Steal , just received a 5-star review. In it, the reader wrote the following: "Great Little Election Parable A simple story about a school election, but it's very reminiscent of something...oh I know--2016. I'm looking forward to the sequel, where Chump learns that cheating doesn't pay. Great job, Craig!" To purchase and read The Art of the Steal , just click on this link (well, and then buy and read it): https://www.amazon.com/Art-Steal-Became-School-President-ebook/dp/B071F9TVRW/ref=sr_1_28?ie=UTF8&qid=1495243706&sr=8-28&keywords=the+art+of+the+steal

As he seems to do on a daily basis, Donald Trump came under fire today for retweeting a doctored video of him knocking Hillary Clinton over with a golf ball. Some on the right have defended the president as a "fun guy" and that we all need to lighten up. Some on the left have claimed the tweet proves Trump is a misogynist. In my opinion, both sides are stretching here, Republicans need to stop defending the president, and Democrats need to focus their attention on other things. I don't think it can even be debated anymore; Donald Trump is a sexist. With exceptions, the president typically views women as nothing more than sex symbols, whose sole purpose is to please men's eyes and loins. Having said that, however, what President Trump despises even more than giving women credit based on their actual merits is losing or being called out for being wrong. Donald Trump holds stronger grudges than a teenager nicknamed Sir Grudge-a-Lot. There's a reason why he continua

While I've long been a critic of the BMI (Body Mass Index), I was still shocked to see my latest such score when stepping on the scale at a recent doctor's appointment. At 5'9'', I weighed 200 lbs., which translates to a BMI score of 30, and registers as borderline obese according to the BMI chart. When looking at the increasingly popular waist-to-height ratio, as I have a 32'' waist, I registered at a 46.38, which is categorized as "healthy." Not only that, but my score was closer to "healthy slim" (42%) than "overweight" (53%). For one to be considered "obese," their ratio has to be at least 63%. Lastly, I checked out a body fat calculator. My numbers resulted in a score of 10.99%, which is categorized as "athletes," less than half the percentage of what is considered to be "obese" (25%+). So, let me get this straight. According to the traditional BMI chart, I'm borderline obese. Accordi

Due to a #TedCruz tweet of mine, I got mentioned on GMA News . If curious, you can check it out here: http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/hashtag/content/625723/twitter-gleeful-after-us-senator-ted-cruz-s-account-likes-porn-post/story/ If you'd like to view my other tweets, you may do so at this link: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TedCruz on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) Cruz: "I believe porn should be between one man, one woman, and another woman watching and masturbating." #TedCruz 301 Likes, 59 Retweets 2) Cruz:"The Constitution protects phony Christians like me, who speak out against sexual immorality while partaking in it ourselves." #TedCruz 124 Likes, 49 Retweets 3) Cruz: "What I do in my spare time is none of your business, unlike the gays!" #TedCruz 79 Likes, 28 Retweets 4) Cruz: "My favorite book in the Bible has to be Two Pornithians." #TedCruz 68 Likes, 16 Retweets 5) Cruz: "Hey, at least I don't like watching people pee on each other!" #TedCruz 45 Likes, 8 Retweets 6) Cruz: "What? Obamacare doesn't cover porn-watching-related injuries? Repe

In light of Hillary Clinton's new book, What Happened , being released unto the public this week, every cable news personality and their dog have echoed its title, asking one another, "So, what really did happen?" and "Who's to blame for what happened?" The responses have typically been fairly predictable, with Republicans blaming Clinton and Clinton die-hards placing the onus of the blame on James Comey and Bernie Sanders. While it's extremely common and perfectly understandable for both sides to try and find the ultimate scapegoat for the end result, as is often the case, reality dictates that blame should be properly spread among multiple sources. I'm sorry, but all this deflection of blame is getting to be tiresome. It's about time each and every person responsible for what happened on election day 10 months ago admit to such and learn from it, so the cycle doesn't repeat itself in the future. Hillary Clinton: There's no doubt abo

Due to a #NashvilleStatement tweet of mine, I got mentioned on the following sites (if curious, you can check out the rest of my tweets here:  https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): http://www.newnownext.com/nashville-statement-gay-marriage/08/2017/ https://paulvanderklay.me/2017/08/30/jonathan-merritt-on-nashville-declaration/ http://instinctmagazine.com/post/150-evangelical-leaders-unite-release-anti-lgbt-nashville-statement-manifesto

Due to a #TrumpBackToSchoolTips tweet of mine, I got mentioned on the following site (if curious, you can check out the rest of my tweets here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): https://www.warpedspeed.com/g/twitter-schools-trump-with-trumpbacktoschooltips/3/

I had some fun with the trending hashtags #LaborDay, #DACA, and #NeverForget on Twitter over the past week. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) Trump: "Nothing says make America great again like ending children's dreams, believe me." #DACA 70 Likes, 32 Retweets 2) Trump: "What I'm gonna do is change DACA to DAFWA, or Deferred Action for Foreign Wife Arrivals." #DACA 59 Likes, 22 Retweets 3) #LaborDay, a day to celebrate workers, as this man celebrates yet another day of not working. 39 Likes, 26 Retweets 4) Trump: "Nobody works harder at doing nothing than I do, believe me." #LaborDay 34 Likes, 18 Retweets 5) While we should #NeverForget 9/11, we should also stop ignoring the opioid crisis, gun violence, and climate change. 38 Likes, 13 Retweets 6) Trump: "DACA? What even is DACA? A dish of some kind? I bet Trump Towe

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #NashvilleStatement on Twitter the other week. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) A 50-year monogamous relationship between two men? Sinful. A man cheating on three wives? President. Makes sense... #NashvilleStatement 5,780 Likes, 2,112 Retweets 2) Remember when Jesus said to love everyone but gays? Me neither. Must have been in that book "Two Corinthians"... #NashvilleStatement 183 Likes, 51 Retweets 3) Trebek: "They signed the Nashville Statement." What are Christians in name only? Trebek: "That is correct." #NashvilleStatement 144 Likes, 48 Retweets 4) Interesting how men who are the most vocally opposed to homosexuality seem to think the most about it... #NashvilleStatement 117 Likes, 29 Retweets 5) This goes to show that, while the left has the anti-fascist movement, the right has

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpBackToSchoolTips on Twitter the other week. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (you can view all my tweets here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) "When a big bully picks on a smaller disabled kid, just walk away, because both sides are obviously to blame." #TrumpBackToSchoolTips 3,377 Likes, 916 Retweets 2) "When they say the word at the spelling bee, which will happen, believe me, it's spelled c-o-v-f-e-f-e." #TrumpBackToSchoolTips 505 Likes, 114 Retweets 3) "When all else fails, tell your teacher a bigly bald eagle ate your homework." #TrumpBackToSchoolTips 211 Likes, 52 Retweets 4) "If you receive fewer votes than the winner of something, you may have won. Don't ever forget that." #TrumpBackToSchoolTips 197 Likes, 44 Retweets 5) "When you don't wanna do something in gym class, just blame the bone spurs." #TrumpBack

Like I did for Hurricane Harvey victims, I wanted to pass along links to some reputable organizations which are doing everything in their power to help the victims of Hurricane Irma. Here they are: UNICEF USA :  https://www.unicefusa.org/donate/disaster-relief-help-protect-children-harm/32787?utm_campaign=2017_misc&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=0178/2/_Google&utm_content=irma&ms=cpc_dig_2017_misc_0178/2/_Google_irma&initialms=cpc_dig_2017_misc_0178/2/_Google_irma Catholic Relief Services :  https://www.crs.org/?gclid=Cj0KCQjw6NjNBRDKARIsAFn3NMq_aVsORCc8J8SkxA_DN5RglnC4-9bAgXvYG-D4UGGu38LF2tV8Z0UaAnd3EALw_wcB World Vision :  https://donate.worldvision.org/hurricane-irma-disaster-relief The Red Cross :  https://www.redcross.org/ns/apology/disaster_homepage.html Operation USA :  https://give.opusa.org/checkout/donation?eid=34510 Americares :  https://www.americares.org/ GoFundMe :  https://www.gofundme.com/irma PayPal :  https://www.paypal.com/us/fundraiser

In Week 1 of the NFL season, I learned... - ..., that for at least one week, courtesy of Tom Brady, 40 is not the new 25. - ...Rex Ryan is about as gifted of an announcer as he was a coach. - ...Carson Palmer is now showing his age on the field more than Hugh Hefner is at a nude beach. - ..., if things don't start to improve, Russell Wilson may refer to his offensive line as "The Broken Condom." - ...Matthew Stafford has a serious fear of playing while ahead. - ...all the Rams needed to wake their offense up from a deeper slumber than Rip Van Winkle was to move from St. Louis to Los Angeles. - ...the New York Giants' offense without Odell Beckham is like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without PB & J. - ...that referee John Hussey may be actor Tim Bagley's clone. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0046730/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t7, https://www.google.com/search?q=ref+john+hussey&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiqkYmOxaDWAhWMLSYKHQfrA

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 76,120 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. Thirteen of my fourteen books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The twelve books I've written and released in the past 6 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle

A tape has just surfaced of Oklahoma senator and man voted most likely to throw a snowball in a January blizzard to disprove global warming, Jim Inhofe, making a speech on November 17th of last year, his birthday, directed toward ESPN, baseball writers and commentators in particular. The tape, leaked and introduced by ESPN's own Chris Berman, went like this: "'Hi, I'm Chris Berman of ESPN, former host of NFL Primetime , bringing you a video of Republican Senator Jim 'Jack Me' Inhofe telling the world what he thinks about the juiced-ball theory in major league baseball. Let's have a listen...' 'Has anyone heard about this juiced-ball theory in baseball we've got going on? Some people are saying, because of all the home runs that were hit this season, the ball must be juiced, whatever that means. What a bunch of hogwash! It's been what, two, three weeks since the season ended? Have you heard about any home runs recently? No? Me neither! I

Ten months after election day, fourteen months before the 2018 midterms, and Democrats continue to point fingers at one another for the major losses they suffered in 2016 and beyond. While we can't deny what took place in the 2016 election, the last thing we need is to continue dividing the party by deflecting blame, instead of taking responsibility, attempting to learn from our mistakes, and fighting like hell to win Senate and House seats in a little over a year! Almost a year after the election, I'm still hearing Clinton supporters crying, "Bernie divided the party and hurt Hillary's image!," while I continue to hear Sanders supports claiming, "Hey, Bernie would have won! Just sayin'!" Look, as a Sanders voter myself, I have a hunch he would have fared better in the general election than did Clinton, but that theory is neither here nor there, because the election is over. Hillary Clinton was the Democratic nominee and Donald Trump is the president