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Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 186: "We Stand with the Ukraine" (parody based on the Cypress Hill song, "Insane in the Brain") Premiere Date: 4/23/2022 Length: 3:26 (445 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/we-stand-with-the-ukraine-parody-based-on-the-cypress-hill-song-insane-in-the-brain/ Transcript:  "We Stand with the Ukraine" (to the tune of Cypress Hill's "Insane in the Brain") Why you trying to impeach our man, Murcans? You know we with Putin   So, we gotta tiptoe around this Bleedin’ Russian red, pissin’ yellow ‘n’ blue Injected bleach near our wisdom tooth Yeah, should probably get that checked out soon That was some kinda tangent Fo’ real, I mean, what were we even talking about and sh*t? Hey, you all forgot too, didn’t you? Mission accomplished, twenty-twenty-two Follow the lil red dot Like you’s an ADHD kitty-cat Make you look away, cuz Traitors like us stand with Putin and Ukraine   We ...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'We Stand with the Ukraine' (parody based on the Cypress Hill song, 'Insane in the Brain')" is now available! Here are the lyrics: "We Stand with the Ukraine" (to the tune of Cypress Hill's "Insane in the Brain")   Why you trying to impeach our man, Murcans? You know we with Putin   So, we gotta tiptoe around this Bleedin’ Russian red, pissin’ yellow ‘n’ blue Injected bleach near our wisdom tooth Yeah, should probably get that checked out soon That was some kinda tangent Fo’ real, I mean, what were we even talking about and sh*t? Hey, you all forgot too, didn’t you? Mission accomplished, twenty-twenty-two Follow the lil red dot Like you’s an ADHD kitty-cat Make you look away, cuz Traitors like us stand with Putin and Ukraine   We stand with the Ukraine Won’t impeach our man We stand with the Ukraine Won’t impeach our man We s...

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 185: "Balls of Dystopia" (parody based on the Muse song, "Knights of Cydonia") Premiere Date: 4/23/2022 Length: 5:57 (129 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/balls-of-dystopia-parody-based-on-the-muse-song-knights-of-cydonia/ Transcript:  "Balls of Dystopia" (to the tune of Muse's "Knights of Cydonia")   To hide feelings Is to be manly, you see Bottle it all up Heart-attack at thirty   Testosterone fades From our world today Let’s burn our scrotes Or become a joke   With the end of men in his sight He places on his bowtie To prove he’s a man day and night He goes to light his balls on fire   With the end of men in his sight He places on his bowtie To prove he’s a man day and night He goes to light his balls on fire   With the end of men in his sight He places on his bowtie To prove he’s a man day and night He goes to light his balls on fire

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Balls of Dystopia' (parody based on the Muse song, 'Knights of Cydonia')" is now available! Here are the lyrics: "Balls of Dystopia" (to the tune of Muse's "Knights of Cydonia") To hide feelings Is to be manly, you see Bottle it all up Heart-attack at thirty   Testosterone fades From our world today Let’s burn our scrotes Or become a joke   With the end of men in his sight He places on his bowtie To prove he’s a man day and night He goes to light his balls on fire   With the end of men in his sight He places on his bowtie To prove he’s a man day and night He goes to light his balls on fire   With the end of men in his sight He places on his bowtie To prove he’s a man day and night He goes to light his balls on fire   The song can be heard here. -  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/balls-of-dystopia-parody-based-on-th...