The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I just received the following two comments on episode 165 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Mikey's On Crack' (parody based on the Sir Mix-A-Lot song, 'Baby Got Back')": - "🤣🤣🤣🤣🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉👍👍👍👍👍" - "Maya (Angelou), you are not, but this is really good! 🤣" The song can be found and heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/mikeys-on-crack-parody-based-on-the-sir-mix-a-lot-song-baby-got-back/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 165: "Mikey's On Crack" (parody based on the Sir Mix-A-Lot song, "Baby Got Back") Premiere Date: 8/27/21 Length: 4:20 (693 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/mikeys-on-crack-parody-based-on-the-sir-mix-a-lot-song-baby-got-back/ Transcript:  "Mikey's On Crack" (to the tune of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back") OMG, Karen, look at his eyes They are like so dilated The pupils are like so round They’re like those big, bouncy things - basketballs I can’t look at him, ‘cause I’m scared Like more scared than I was when I watched “Gremlins” I mean, his eye things are so big And not to be racist, but they’re like really black too Like thick mol(e)-asses He’s just so whacked   He smokes the rock and he always lies His pillow, he hides it inside When he goes to bed at night, he pulls it out and then Tries to light up, but misses His wig now on fire, he freaks out ‘Cause he thinks a rat’s

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Mikey's On Crack' (parody based on the Sir Mix-A-Lot song, 'Baby Got Back')," is now available! Here are the lyrics: "Mikey's On Crack" (to the tune of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back") OMG, Karen, look at his eyes They are like so dilated The pupils are like so round They’re like those big, bouncy things - basketballs I can’t look at him, ‘cause I’m scared Like more scared than I was when I watched “Gremlins” I mean, his eye things are so big And not to be racist, but they’re like really black too Like thick mol(e)-asses He’s just so whacked   He smokes the rock and he always lies His pillow, he hides it inside When he goes to bed at night, he pulls it out and then Tries to light up, but misses His wig now on fire, he freaks out ‘Cause he thinks a rat’s in the house He tells it to go away ‘Stead of pouring water its way He starts throwi

I just received this comment on episode 158 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'They're Too Stupid' (parody based on the Right Said Fred song, 'I'm Too Sexy')": - "You (Right Said Fred) need to quit lol." The song can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/theyre-too-stupid-parody-based-on-the-right-said-fred-song-im-too-sexy/

I just received this comment on episode 161 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Supermassive Maskholes' (parody based on the Muse song, 'Supermassive Black Hole')": - "There's nothing like mixing old school musical wet dreams like Muse with content relevant to our current political environment! It's fantastic!" The song can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/supermassive-maskholes-based-on-the-muse-song-supermassive-black-hole/

I just received this comment on episode 160 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Get Vaxxed' (parody based on the David Bowie song, 'Let's Dance')": - "Well, that was delightful!!!" The song can be found here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/get-vaxxed-based-off-the-david-bowie-song-lets-dance/

I just received the following comment on episode 158 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'They're Too Stupid' (parody based on the Right Said Fred song, 'I'm Too Sexy')": - "Right Said Fred still exists??!!!" The song can be heard at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/theyre-too-stupid-parody-based-on-the-right-said-fred-song-im-too-sexy/

I received the following two comments on episode 164 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Want Him to Fix My Ride' (parody based on the Bon Jovi song, 'Wanted Dead or Alive')": - "Brilliant!" - "Brilliant! 😂" The song can be found and heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/want-him-to-fix-my-ride-parody-based-on-the-bon-jovi-song-wanted-dead-or-alive/

I just received these comments on episode 160 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Get Vaxxed' (parody based on the David Bowie song, 'Let's Dance')": - "I love reading these lyrics! lol" - "Brilliant! 😂" The song can be found at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/get-vaxxed-based-off-the-david-bowie-song-lets-dance/

I just received these comments on episode 159 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Ron's a Fascist' (parody based on the Live song, 'Lightning Crashes')": - "Hilarious! I don't know how you come up with this stuff! 😂" - "You're warped...but in a good way. 😊" The song can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/rons-a-fascist-parody-based-on-the-live-song-lightning-crashes/

I just received this comment on episode 158 of my podcast, entitled, "'They're Too Stupid' (parody based on the Right Said Fred song, 'I'm Too Sexy')": - "Funny thing is Right Said Fred is an anti-masker." The song can be heard at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/theyre-too-stupid-parody-based-on-the-right-said-fred-song-im-too-sexy/

I just received this comment on episode 163 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won't Do That)' (parody based on the Meat Loaf song, 'I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)')": - "Let them perish. My concern is for the children for whom there is no vaccine yet." The song can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/they-would-do-anything-for-trump-but-they-wont-do-that-parody-based-on-the-meat-loaf-song-i-would-do-anything-for-love-but-i-wont-do-that/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 164: "Want Him to Fix My Ride" (parody based on the Bon Jovi song, "Wanted Dead or Alive") Premiere Date: 8/13/21 Length: 4:50 (252 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/want-him-to-fix-my-ride-parody-based-on-the-bon-jovi-song-wanted-dead-or-alive/ Transcript:  "Want Him to Fix My Ride" (to the tune of Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive") My car broke down; it won’t even turn on Told the mechanic would know what to do He’s been doing it for thirty some odd years So I went to Bob, who’s much cheaper   He’s a florist Got roses at half price I want him to fix my ride Want him to fix my ride   Saw it on Facebook; it has to be true That the mechanic turns cars into big brown shoes I can’t take the risk; shoes don’t have engines, wheels, or tires Need someone who knows petals; I know just the guy   He’s a florist Got roses at half price I want him to fix my ride Want him to fix my ride   F

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Want Him to Fix My Ride' (parody based on the Bon Jovi song, 'Wanted Dead or Alive')," is now available! Here are the lyrics: "Want Him to Fix My Ride" (to the tune of Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive") My car broke down; it won’t even turn on Told the mechanic would know what to do He’s been doing it for thirty some odd years So I went to Bob, who’s much cheaper   He’s a florist Got roses at half price I want him to fix my ride Want him to fix my ride   Saw it on Facebook; it has to be true That the mechanic turns cars into big brown shoes I can’t take the risk; shoes don’t have engines, wheels, or tires Need someone who knows petals; I know just the guy   He’s a florist Got roses at half price I want him to fix my ride Want him to fix my ride   Flower petals Yeah   Yeah, he’s a florist Got roses at half price I want him to fix my ride

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 163: "They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won't Do That)" (parody based on the Meat Loaf song, "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)") Premiere Date: 8/12/21 Length: 11:48 (903 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/they-would-do-anything-for-trump-but-they-wont-do-that-parody-based-on-the-meat-loaf-song-i-would-do-anything-for-love-but-i-wont-do-that/ Transcript:  "They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won't Do That)" (to the tune of Meat Loaf's "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" And they would do anything for Trump They’d inject disinfectants, yeah They would do anything for Trump Naked, they’d jump into the Grand Canyon   But they’ll never save themselves with a little poke A poke or two And they would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that No, they won’t do that   Anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won't Do That)' (parody based on the Meat Loaf song, 'I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)'," is now available! Here are the lyrics: "They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won't Do That)" (to the tune of Meat Loaf's "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)") And they would do anything for Trump They’d inject disinfectants, yeah They would do anything for Trump Naked, they’d jump into the Grand Canyon   But they’ll never save themselves with a little poke A poke or two And they would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that No, they won’t do that   Anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump They would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that No, they won’t do that   They’d back the blue into buildings With a flagpole that reads “TRUMP”