The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I've received the following comments on my blog, entitled "How to Review Muse in 2022": - "I genuinely laughed so hard. It was SPOT ON." - "Your satire skills are *chef's kiss*" - "Some people will hate this post, but I think it's hilarious!" - "I had to pause from reading at the section commenting on Matt's breathing, because I was straight up dying. This is peak inside comedy. 🤟"  - "I must say, this is the most accurate thing ever said." - "Dude, I f*cking screamed!" - "This had me dying 💀! The accuracy is spot on. I love this. I wouldn't mind being sandwiched between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman while watching Muse perform, though." - "I've read this over and over again, absolutely brilliant, cheers." - "Haha absolutely brilliant, mate, I thought I was going insane scrolling through Reddit this morning after absolutely jamming out to the bes- sorry the worst Mu

I just heard a Muse song and I love it! Absolutely love it! It's like old-school Muse - what I've been wanting to hear for so long! No complaints! None! I'm in love! Well, okay, I mean, I guess if you want to get technical, there was that time in the song where you hear that one doohickey, followed by the thingamajig, and then there’s that doodad which comes out of nowhere in the background, and goes “Pow!” What's with the doodad? Is that supposed to be there? It kind of takes away from the thingamajig, doesn't it? Also, let's not kid ourselves - when Matt sings "I" in the verse and "was" in the chorus, am I the only one who hears the similarity to “Creep,” when Thom sings, “I wish I was special”? Look, I love Matt and the boys, but if they want to stop being labeled as Radiohead-copycats, they gotta cut this crap out! Just sayin’! Speaking of rip-offs, anyone else hear Dom on the drums, Chris on the bass, and Matt on the guita

I just received the following comment on episode 207 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled "Perception Is Deception":  - "Well done! That closing line got me! 😂😂" The show can be heard here. - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/perception-is-deception/

I received the following comments on podcasts and books of mine: - "You're brilliant!" - "I love those rare and brilliant people who are gifted with humor." - "What I didn't do is add your name to My Favorite Authors list (I don't think AMZ had that feature back then).  But you're on it now." My podcast can be followed and heard here. - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/ My books can be found and read here. - https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share

I just received this comment on my poem, Long-Distance , from the book, Penetrating the Heart of Life: Ambiguous in Thought, Ambivalent in Feeling : - "Damn... That's beautiful work right there. Simple, but so accurate... F*ck, that hits home. As per usual, you're amazing with words!!!" The poem can be read here. - https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2011/07/long-distance-another-poem-of-mine.html The book from which it came can be found here. - https://www.amazon.com/Penetrating-Heart-Life-Ambiguous-Ambivalent-ebook/dp/B00B1F0LIY/ref=sr_1_6?dchild=1&keywords=craig+rozniecki&qid=1612997714&sr=8-6

I received the following comments on episode 206 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled "Can You Hear Me Now? Part 8": - "A Stable Genius heading for a Crèche Landing. HAHAHA!  Le Trompe d'œil is, as zeh French may say, 'L'univers bouleversé.'  Un orbe d'orange. (Get it?  'Stable' = 'Crèche'?) The sheep bleat and the cows low.  A trick of the eye! TFG is a total fake, and @GOP used him." - "You're funny. Look into something that might broaden your audience.  Automated speech-to-text (subtitling) app. Reading along engages more parts of the listener's brain. There are free apps out there that generate text on the fly. I DIED LAUGHING at Hawley! Bernie said 'coop.'" - "This episode is my first, Craig. I enjoyed it. You added humor. A Big +." - "I'm not on Twitter a lot, but I'm glad I caught your podcast." The episode can be heard here. - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.

I just received this comment on episode 65 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled "'Demon Semen' (parody based off the Bush song 'Everything Zen')": - "😂😂" The song can be heard here. - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/demon-semen-parody-based-on-the-bush-song-everything-zen/

I just received the following comments on episode 158 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled "'They're Too Stupid' (parody based off the Right Said Fred song 'I'm Too Sexy')": - "This is priceless ☠️😭😂😂" - "Nice pic too!" The song can be heard here. - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/theyre-too-stupid-parody-based-on-the-right-said-fred-song-im-too-sexy/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 207: Perception Is Deception Premiere Date: 7/25/2022 Length: 9:24 (1,559 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/perception-is-deception/ Transcript:  Welcome to I Feel Snitty , episode 207, entitled, “Perception Is Deception.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki.   I’m not sure I can remember a time where there persisted such a wide gap between reality and perception. Let’s cut right to the chase – Joe Biden is not a popular President. In fact, at least at this point in his tenure, he could very well be the least popular President in U.S. history. According to FiveThirtyEight , his current weighted poll average is 37.9% approval and 56.9% disapproval. We’re just a year and a half into his presidency. To put this into greater perspective, Donald Trump was 4 points higher than him at this point in his term, at 41.8%. Even Democrats have gone sour on the President, with his approval ranging between just 70-75% among members of his own party. With t

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "Perception Is Deception," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: In this episode, I discuss the perception vs. the reality that is the Joe Biden presidency thus far. Includes: snark, facts, snarky facts, and facty snarks. The show can be heard here. - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/perception-is-deception/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 206: Can You Hear Me Now? Part 8 Premiere Date: 7/23/2022 Length: 11:44 (1,937 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/can-you-hear-me-now-part-8/ Transcript:  Welcome to I Feel Snitty , episode 206, entitled, “Can You Hear Me Now? Part 8.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki.   In the final scheduled hearing until September, the January 6 th select committee focused its attention on the number 187 – or the number of minutes which lapsed between Donald Trump’s speech at the ellipse and the time he finally told his mob of domestic terrorists to go home.   In a newly leaked audio, former White House chief strategist and current white man demon troll – Steve Bannon – explained Donald Trump’s election strategy to a group of associates.   The demon troll started with, “What Trump’s gonna do is just declare victory. Right? He’s gonna declare victory. But that doesn’t mean he’s a winner. He’s just gonna say he’s a winner. As it sits here today,