The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I see that today is "Pan Visibility Day." Yes, go to your kitchens this instance and show some respect to your pots and pans! Okay, so this has nothing to do with kitchen appliances and everything to do with "pansexuality." What is "pansexuality"? I'm so glad I asked. It's when one is sexually attracted to all genders. But wait, aren't there just two genders, which would therefore make the person bisexual? Not necessarily, but I see your confusion. While many use the terms "sex" and "gender" interchangeably, there is technically a difference between them. When you think "sex," think genitalia (just the word, don't actually picture those odd looking things). So, with exceptions, there are two sexes - male and female (again, there are exceptions). However, gender has more to do with how a person identifies, which goes past just their nether-regions. Yes, this is where things get really confusing, but please bear

Just received this comment on episode 156 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Campaign Moral Coma' (parody based on the Oasis song, 'Champagne Supernova')": - " 😊 👍 " The song can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/campaign-moral-coma-parody-based-on-the-oasis-song-champagne-supernova/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 157: "So Deplorable" (parody based on the EMF song, "Unbelievable") Premiere Date: 5/13/21 Length: 3:27 (261 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/so-deplorable-parody-based-on-the-emf-song-unbelievable/ Transcript:  "So Deplorable" (to the tune of EMF's "Unbelievable") They hate all those who are different Either inside or out Even though everybody’s different But they don’t pick up on that fact They constantly claim they’re not racist Before telling racist jokes Thinking it excuses them and Then saying, “No offense” No defense Your nasty face Ugliness of your heart beats away Your nasty face You’re so deplorable   They hate all those who are equal In accordance with the law They stand for the anthem Wrapped in the flag and Fight what it represents Just wanting freedom for one Yet saying freedom for all Thinking it excuses them Then saying, “No offense” N

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'So Deplorable' (parody based on the EMF song, 'Unbelievable')" is now available! Here are the lyrics: "So Deplorable" (to the tune of EMF's "Unbelievable") They hate all those who are different Either inside or out Even though everybody’s different But they don’t pick up on that fact They constantly claim they’re not racist Before telling racist jokes Thinking it excuses them and Then saying, “No offense” No defense Your nasty face Ugliness of your heart beats away Your nasty face You’re so deplorable   They hate all those who are equal In accordance with the law They stand for the anthem Wrapped in the flag and Fight what it represents Just wanting freedom for one Yet saying freedom for all Thinking it excuses them Then saying, “No offense” No defense Your nasty face Ugliness of your heart beats away Your nast