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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 153: "'Real Fools' (based on the Tony! Toni! Tone! song, 'Feels Good')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 153: "Real Fools" (based on the Tony! Toni! Tone! song, "Feels Good")

Premiere Date: 5/7/21

Length: 4:53 (537 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/real-fools-parody-based-on-the-tony-toni-tone-song-feels-good/

Transcript: 

Let’s deny reality while dying freely

We don’t need none of those stupid vaccines

COVID was invented by our aunt Doreen

 

We’re real fools, yeah

We’re real fools

Yeah, we’re real fools

We’re real fools

We’re real fools everyday

 

If you’re a real fool like me, denier

Shine lights up your butt

If you’re a real fool like me, denier

Shine lights up your butt

If you’re a real fool like me, denier

Shine lights up your butt

If you’re a real fool like me, denier

Inject disinfectants

 

Masks that we wear

Kill peeps everyday

Well, that’s what we hear

From our voice, Donald J.

He knows we’re real fools too

 

We think Fauci is Godfather

We’re real fools

We think flu is Corona

We’re real fools

We think masks cause hypothermia

We’re real fools

We think the flu is COVID

 

Don’t you wanna be a real fool too?

 

If you’re a real fool like me, denier

Shine lights up your butt

If you’re a real fool like me, denier

Shine lights up your butt

If you’re a real fool like me, denier

Shine lights up your butt

If you’re a real fool like me, denier

Inject disinfectants

 

Talked to MyPillow

His eyes seemed to glow

Like he was higher than us

Preached about anti-malaria

 

You all know

We’re real fools

Can’t ever be left alone

We’re real fools

We think gravity is an astronaut hoax

We’re real fools

Oven on when no one is home

We’re real fools

Our teachers said so

Don’t matter, we’re real fools and we’re free

 

Fever, cough, shortage of breath

Yeah, never felt better

We’re real fools

Hooked up to a machine

Looking hot AF

We’re real fools, aw yeah

We’re real fools

 

If you’re a real fool like me, denier

Shine lights up your butt

If you’re a real fool like me, denier

Shine lights up your butt

If you’re a real fool like me, denier

Shine lights up your butt

If you’re a real fool like me, denier

Inject disinfectants

 

Doctors say I’ll die if I don’t cut it out

That I should get one of them COVID shots

Moderna or Pfizer or J & J

Side effects include: Won’t die today

Yeah, that’s a big thanks but no thanks, doc

Gonna live like skydivers with no chute on

 

Real fools, yeah

We’re real fools

We’re real fools

We’re real fools

We’re real fools, yeah

We’re real fools

 

You know it in how I talk

You know it in how I walk

You know it in how I tweet

You know it in how I tweet

 

You know it in how I walk

You know it in how I sound

You know it in how I look

You all know

 

We’re real fools, yeah

We’re real fools

We’re real fools, yeah

We’re real fools

 

We’re fools, we’re real fools

You can hear it

You can see it

We’re fools, we’re fools, we’re fools

These masks are made of uranium

It’s why Iran is hiding them

 

We’re real fools

We’re real fools

We’re real fools

 

You know it in how I talk

You know it in how I walk

You know that I don’t know it

Yeah, we’re real fools

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