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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 157: "'So Deplorable' (parody based on the EMF song, 'Unbelievable')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'So Deplorable' (parody based on the EMF song, 'Unbelievable')" is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

"So Deplorable" (to the tune of EMF's "Unbelievable")

They hate all those who are different

Either inside or out

Even though everybody’s different

But they don’t pick up on that fact

They constantly claim they’re not racist

Before telling racist jokes

Thinking it excuses them and

Then saying, “No offense”

No defense

Your nasty face

Ugliness of your heart beats away

Your nasty face

You’re so deplorable

 

They hate all those who are equal

In accordance with the law

They stand for the anthem

Wrapped in the flag and

Fight what it represents

Just wanting freedom for one

Yet saying freedom for all

Thinking it excuses them

Then saying, “No offense”

No defense

Your nasty face

Ugliness of your heart beats away

Your nasty face

You’re so deplorable

 

Living in the past

Last in all their classes

Bully their way to the top

Use their flags to kill some cops

Wanting privilege

To be treated like the kings

Get handed everything for free

Refusing aid for those who went through slavery

“Snowflakes are ruining this country”

As sensitive whites melt slowly

 

They hate all those who are different

Either inside or out

Even though everybody is different

But they don’t pick up on that fact

They constantly claim they’re not racist

Before telling racist jokes

Thinking it excuses them and

Then saying, “No offense”

No defense

Your nasty face

Ugliness of your heart beats away

Your nasty face

Nastier than a mole

Your nasty face

Ugliness of your heart beats away

Your nasty face

You’re so deplorable

You’re really deplorable

You’re so deplorable

 

It’s so deplorable

You’re so deplorable

 

The song can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/so-deplorable-parody-based-on-the-emf-song-unbelievable/

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