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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 152: "'Blind Trigger' (parody based on the Bush song, 'Blood River')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 152: "Blind Trigger" (parody based on the Bush song, "Blood River")

Premiere Date: 5/7/21

Length: 4:17 (281 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/blind-trigger-parody-based-on-the-bush-song-blood-river/

Transcript: 

Trumper snowflakes get triggered all the time

Most of which they are so blind

Denial not just in Egypt

Their favorite language is projection

 

A black man taking a knee

A living woman making money

Muslims and LGBTs living free

Get ready for the angry tweets

 

Their eyes covered with lies, anger, and hate

Their blind trigger, cakes for gays

Ignorance is bliss-ful(l) of escape

Their blind trigger, what scripture says

Blind trigger, what scripture says

Blind trigger, what scripture says

 

Prejudiced against y’all

They claim this means we’re equal

While wearing a shirt that says whites always rule

Standing on a cliff to look tall

 

Rights are stripped when they’re given to all

Not seeing this isn’t logical

At this, they bang their heads against walls

Muslims and LGBTs living free

Get ready for the angry tweets

 

Their eyes covered with lies, anger, and hate

Their blind trigger, cakes for gays

Ignorance is bliss-ful(l) of escape

Their blind trigger, what scripture says

Blind trigger, what scripture says

Blind trigger, what scripture says

Blind trigger, what scripture says

Blind trigger, what scripture says

 

Why do all the Trumper snowflakes melt?

With math and science

Fact-checks

Letters

Numbers

Reading

Thinking

Logic

Non-flu

Vaccines

The truth

 

A black man taking a knee

A living woman making money

Muslims and LGBTs living free

Get ready for the angry tweets

 

Their eyes covered with lies, anger, and hate

Their blind trigger, cakes for gays

Ignorance is bliss-ful(l) of escape

Their blind trigger, what scripture says

Blind trigger, what scripture says

Blind trigger, what scripture says

Blind trigger, what scripture says

Blind trigger, what scripture says

 

Blind trigger, what scripture says

Blind trigger, what scripture says

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