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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 155: "'Give a Buck' (parody based on the KC and the Sunshine Band song, 'Give It Up')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 155: "Give a Buck" (parody based on the KC and the Sunshine Band song, "Give It Up")

Premiere Date: 5/12/21

Length: 3:57 (295 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/give-a-buck-parody-based-on-the-kc-and-the-sunshine-band-song-give-it-up/

Transcript: 

“Give a Buck” (based on the KC and the Sunshine Band song, “Give It Up”)

COVID stimulus checks

Republicans don’t want to

Help anyone other than big Kochs

 

No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no-no-no, so

They just give a buck

Give a buck

They just give a buck

No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no-no-no, so

They just give a buck

Give a buck

They just give a buck

 

COVID assistance bills

GOPers don’t want to

Help anyone other than big Kochs

 

No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no-no-no, so

They just give a buck

Give a buck

They just give a buck

No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no-no-no, so

They just give a buck

Give a buck

They just give a buck

Give a buck

 

No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no-no-no, so

They just give a buck

Give a buck

They just give a buck

No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no-no-no, so

They just give a buck

Give a buck

They just give a buck

 

COVID stimulus checks

Republicans don’t want to

Help anyone other than big Kochs

 

No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no-no-no, so

They just give a buck

Give a buck

They just give a buck

No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no-no-no, so

They just give a buck

Give a buck

They just give a buck

 

They don’t want to

They don’t want to

Give a buck

Mitch, McCarthy

We need funds for

More than Venmo underage girls

More than our eleventh hummer

Give a buck, maybe one more

The deficits you don’t care for

Be a Tin Man; seek a heart; give a buck

Hey, GOP

We need some funds

Can your poor voters count on you?

Hey, heartless Republicans

Be human

 

Will you give a, give a buck?

Hey, GOP

Give us some funds

Before we vote your ass out

Grow a heart, we need a few bucks

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