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I just received this comment on episode 182 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Ass Is Burning' (parody based on the Midnight Oil song, 'Beds Are Burning')": - "Ass is burning is hilarious btw 😂. You should get into a studio at once 😂." The song can be found and heard here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/ass-is-burning-parody-based-on-the-midnight-oil-song-beds-are-burning/

I recently received this comment on episode 177 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Team Ukraine' (parody based on the Nirvana song, 'On a Plain')": - "That's huge!" The song can be heard at this link - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/team-ukraine-parody-based-on-the-nirvana-song-on-a-plain/

I admit I have a soft spot for comedians, especially in the social media age. Maybe it's partially due to me being a satirist, but even if I were to remove that fact from the equation, I think I'd still contend comedians are often times treated unfairly in this country. Laughter really is one of the best medicines. Seriously. What helps when you're stressed out? Laughter. What can reduce blood pressure? Laughter. What reduces heart problems? Laughter. What can help elongate a person's life? Laughter. We may not realize all this at the time, but just think about it - how do we feel after cracking up at something? A sense of relief; like a weight's been removed from our shoulders; lighter; warmer; happy. Laughter is healthy. This is why we go to comedy clubs, watch goofy sitcoms, check out "Airplane!" for the umpteenth time, or invite that silly friend to a get-together.  Having said all that, I'd be remiss if I didn't also acknowledge the fact jokes

I just received this comment on the parodies for my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"): - "Well done! You are totally on pitch. If I were you I wouldn't be afraid of getting on Smule at all." You can follow and/or listen to the podcast here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/

I received these two comments on episode 182 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Ass Is Burning' (parody based on the Midnight Oil song, 'Beds Are Burning')": - "GIF of someone laughing hysterically" - "Been there, 'sung' that 😉" The song can be heard here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/ass-is-burning-parody-based-on-the-midnight-oil-song-beds-are-burning/

I received the following pair of comments on episode 180 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Lady G' (parody based on the Pearl Jam song, 'Jeremy')": - "Okay, loving the Jeremy parody." - "Hilarious!" The song can be heard here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/lady-g-parody-based-on-the-pearl-jam-song-jeremy/

I just received the following comment on episode 177 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Team Ukraine' (parody based on the Nirvana song, 'On a Plain')": - "That was solid. You sound eerily similar to Mr. Cobain." The song can be heard here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/team-ukraine-parody-based-on-the-nirvana-song-on-a-plain/

I just received this comment on episode 165 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Mikey's On Crack' (parody based on the Sir Mix-A-Lot song, 'Baby Got Back')": - "Alright Baby Got Back has me cracking up." The song can be heard here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/mikeys-on-crack-parody-based-on-the-sir-mix-a-lot-song-baby-got-back/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 182: "'Ass Is Burning' (parody based on the Midnight Oil song, 'Beds Are Burning')" Premiere Date: 3/28/2022 Length: 4:12 (259 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/ass-is-burning-parody-based-on-the-midnight-oil-song-beds-are-burning/ Transcript:  "Ass Is Burning" (to the tune of Midnight Oil's "Beds Are Burning") I’ve spent hours at the desk Getting ready for my lunch break My stomach starving and gurgling Ten minutes to fill myself   The food has come It came real fast That can’t be good I’ve got some gas   The food has come It smells like sh*t That can’t be healthy I feel the grease   How can I eat When the clock is turning? How can I work While my ass is burning?   How can I eat When the clock is turning? How can I work While my ass is burning?   The food has come It came real fast That can’t be good I’ve got some gas   Driving back to the office Speeding in an

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Ass Is Burning' (parody based on the Midnight Oil song, 'Beds Are Burning')" is now available! The song can be heard here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/ass-is-burning-parody-based-on-the-midnight-oil-song-beds-are-burning/ Here are the lyrics: "Ass Is Burning" (to the tune of Midnight Oil's "Beds Are Burning") I’ve spent hours at the desk Getting ready for my lunch break My stomach starving and gurgling Ten minutes to fill myself   The food has come It came real fast That can’t be good I’ve got some gas   The food has come It smells like sh*t That can’t be healthy I feel the grease   How can I eat When the clock is turning? How can I work While my ass is burning?   How can I eat When the clock is turning? How can I work While my ass is burning?   The food has come It came real fast That can’t be good I’ve got some gas   Driving

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 181: "Breaking the Seal" (parody based on the Judas Priest song, "Breaking the Law") Premiere Date: 3/28/2022 Length: 2:31 (206 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/breaking-the-seal-parody-based-on-the-judas-priest-song-breaking-the-law/ Transcript:  "Breaking the Seal" (to the tune of Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law") There I was double-fisting, a cocktail and a shot I’m obviously on a mission, on a mission from God A pitcher of water in hand, chugging it down Overflowing with liquids, acting like they’ll never get out Shit, I gotta go   Breaking the seal, breaking the seal Breaking the seal, breaking the seal Breaking the seal, breaking the seal Breaking the seal, breaking the seal   It was the first time in two hours; I guess I was due What the? It’s just been ten minutes. Back to the urinal? I can’t wait in no line; get out of my way Hey buddy, move it, or I’ll give you a spray I

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Breaking the Seal' (parody based on the Judas Priest song, 'Breaking the Law')" is now available! The song can be heard here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/breaking-the-seal-parody-based-on-the-judas-priest-song-breaking-the-law/ Here are the lyrics: "Breaking the Seal" (to the tune of Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law") There I was double-fisting, a cocktail and a shot I’m obviously on a mission, on a mission from God A pitcher of water in hand, chugging it down Overflowing with liquids, acting like they’ll never get out Shit, I gotta go   Breaking the seal, breaking the seal Breaking the seal, breaking the seal Breaking the seal, breaking the seal Breaking the seal, breaking the seal   It was the first time in two hours; I guess I was due What the? It’s just been ten minutes. Back to the urinal? I can’t wait in no line; get out of my way Hey b

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 180: "Lady G" (parody based on the Pearl Jam song, "Jeremy") Premiere Date: 3/28/2022 Length: 5:11 (257 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/lady-g-parody-based-on-the-pearl-jam-song-jeremy/ Transcript:  "Lady G" (to the tune of Pearl Jam's "Jeremy") He’s out doing misters At the Hyatt With him on top Pretending to be Someone else as he Transforms from Senator Graham to Lady G   GOP won’t give acceptance Oh, to the fact that he may well be gay Poor Lady G, the bigots Would rock his world   Lady G got some ass today Lady G got some ass today   Clearly he remembers calling Trump a “kook” “Unfit” and a “crazy f*ck” Ooh, but Trump unleashed blackmail “Suck my d*ck or I’ll tell everyone you’re gay!” Hot damn, what a threat. And he dropped his pants and whipped it out Well, that’s what he said he did, but who knows? It was so tiny no one could see it   The GOP would give rejection Oh

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Lady G' (parody based on the Pearl Jam song, 'Jeremy')" is now available! The song can be heard here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/lady-g-parody-based-on-the-pearl-jam-song-jeremy/ Here are the lyrics to the song: "Lady G" (to the tune of Pearl Jam's "Jeremy") He’s out doing misters At the Hyatt With him on top Pretending to be Someone else as he Transforms from Senator Graham to Lady G   GOP won’t give acceptance Oh, to the fact that he may well be gay Poor Lady G, the bigots Would rock his world   Lady G got some ass today Lady G got some ass today   Clearly he remembers calling Trump a “kook” “Unfit” and a “crazy f*ck” Ooh, but Trump unleashed blackmail “Suck my d*ck or I’ll tell everyone you’re gay!” Hot damn, what a threat. And he dropped his pants and whipped it out Well, that’s what he said he did, but who knows? It was so tiny n

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 179: "Machines Said" (parody based on the Bush song, "Machinehead") Premiere Date: 3/28/2022 Length: 4:03 (255 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/machines-said-parody-based-on-the-bush-song-machinehead/ Transcript:  "Machines Said" (to the tune of Bush's "Machinehead") Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha   Vote in, vote out Vote in, vote out Vote in Vote in, vote out Vote in, vote out Vote in   Begging for repeal, Lindell wants to steal Smother our voices with his fluff Down the rabbit hole, he spins to the right A cokehead in a pillow fight Oh, oh, flashbacks are here He doesn’t know his pancreas from his ears   All the machines said Biden’s better than Trump Blue states, red, machines said All the machines said Biden’s better than Trump Blue and red   I waltz by the machines I waltz by the machines   Vote in, vote out Vote in, vote out Vote in   Crooked, obtu

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Machines Said' (parody based on the Bush song, 'Machinehead')" is now available! The song can be heard here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/machines-said-parody-based-on-the-bush-song-machinehead/ Here are the lyrics to the song: "Machines Said" (to the tune of Bush's "Machinehead") Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha   Vote in, vote out Vote in, vote out Vote in Vote in, vote out Vote in, vote out Vote in   Begging for repeal, Lindell wants to steal Smother our voices with his fluff Down the rabbit hole, he spins to the right A cokehead in a pillow fight Oh, oh, flashbacks are here He doesn’t know his pancreas from his ears   All the machines said Biden’s better than Trump Blue states, red, machines said All the machines said Biden’s better than Trump Blue and red   I waltz by the machines I waltz by the machines   Vote in,

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 178: "Hydroxychloroquine" (parody based on the Nirvana song, "Lithium") Premiere Date: 3/28/2022 Length: 4:10 (305 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/hydroxychloroquine-parody-based-on-the-nirvana-song-lithium/ Transcript:  "Hydroxychloroquine" (to the tune of Nirvana's "Lithium") I’m so healthy, ‘cause today I found my meds They’re for COVID But not really, I guess they’re for something else Malaria Those damn mosquitoes from Asia and Africa Not America But still, Trump said it would work So I’ll take it   Blah, blah, blah Blah, blah, blah Blah, blah, blah Blah, blah, blah Blah, blah, blah Blah, blah, blah, blah   I’m so congested, COVID’s kicking my ass It came on fast But just maybe these meds will cure all my ills It’s a done deal I’m so achy, probably from the mask I wore At the orgy I’m so nauseated but Doctor Trump said   Blah, blah, blah Blah, blah, blah Blah, blah

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Hydroxychloroquine' (parody based on the Nirvana song, 'Lithium')" is now available! The song can be heard here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/hydroxychloroquine-parody-based-on-the-nirvana-song-lithium/ Here are the lyrics: "Hydroxychloroquine" (to the tune of Nirvana's "Lithium") I’m so healthy, ‘cause today I found my meds They’re for COVID But not really, I guess they’re for something else Malaria Those damn mosquitoes from Asia and Africa Not America But still, Trump said it would work So I’ll take it   Blah, blah, blah Blah, blah, blah Blah, blah, blah Blah, blah, blah Blah, blah, blah Blah, blah, blah, blah   I’m so congested, COVID’s kicking my ass It came on fast But just maybe these meds will cure all my ills It’s a done deal I’m so achy, probably from the mask I wore At the orgy I’m so nauseated but Doctor Trump said   Bla

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 177: "Team Ukraine" (parody based on the Nirvana song, "On a Plain") Premiere Date: 3/28/2022 Length: 3:12 (260 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/team-ukraine-parody-based-on-the-nirvana-song-on-a-plain/ Transcript:  "Team Ukraine" (to the tune of Nirvana's "On a Plain") I think we got off on the wrong foot Didn’t impeach Trump for bribing you He loved Putin, but never you Had us by the balls, what could we do? Was the perfect call, or so he said He threatened to hold your defense aid He loved Putin, but never you Had us by the balls, what could we do?   We’re team Ukraine Don’t tell Putin We’re team Ukraine   That came out wrong, let’s back up Now that our Trump is gone, let’s make up He loved Putin, but never you Had us by the balls, what could we do? We’ll go and stream Zelenskyy’s show That’s enough; what more could you want? He loved Putin, but never you Had us by the balls

Episode 177 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Team Ukraine' (parody based on the Nirvana song, 'On a Plain')" is now available!  The song can be heard here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/team-ukraine-parody-based-on-the-nirvana-song-on-a-plain/ Here are the lyrics: "Team Ukraine" (to the tune of Nirvana's "On a Plain") I think we got off on the wrong foot Didn’t impeach Trump for bribing you He loved Putin, but never you Had us by the balls, what could we do? Was the perfect call, or so he said He threatened to hold your defense aid He loved Putin, but never you Had us by the balls, what could we do?   We’re team Ukraine Don’t tell Putin We’re team Ukraine   That came out wrong, let’s back up Now that our Trump is gone, let’s make up He loved Putin, but never you Had us by the balls, what could we do? We’ll go and stream Zelenskyy’s show That’s enough; what more could you want? He loved Puti

I just received this comment on episode 176 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "The Alien Envision": - "I love how Rick Scott is referred to as an 'Alien' , tho 'Demon Spawn' also comes to mind." The episode can be heard here:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-alien-s-envision/

I just received these comments on episode 176 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "The Alien Envision": - "Good episode. Cracked me up in a couple places. 😀" - "You have a very not-annoying voice. 👏👏👏 I've had multiple people listen to your clever comments, and we will be going back for 2nds." - "Everyone should listen to your not-annoying voice." The episode can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-alien-s-envision/

I just received the following comment on episode 176 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled "The Alien Envision": "The whole episode was great; 12:36-13:18 was very well played sir." The episode can be heard in full here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-alien-s-envision/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 176: The Alien Envision Premiere Date: 3/26/2022 Length: 16:39 (2,646 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-alien-s-envision/ Transcript:  Welcome to I Feel Snitty , episode 176, entitled, “The Alien Envision.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. On February 22 nd – yes, 2/22/2022, Republican Florida Senator and alien ardently attempting to pass as human – Rick Scott, released what he of course called his “Rescue America” plan. The 11-point plan is so comical by itself there’s really no need for further comedic contributions, but I couldn’t resist. Let us now dissect the alien’s envision. Point 1: Education Summary: “Our kids will say the pledge of allegiance, salute the Flag, learn that America is a great country, and choose the school that best fits them.” Elaboration: “We will inspire patriotism and stop teaching revisionist history of the radical left; our kids will learn about the wisdom of the US Constitution, the Bill of Right