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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 177: "'Team Ukraine' (parody based on the Nirvana song, 'On a Plain')" is now available!

Episode 177 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Team Ukraine' (parody based on the Nirvana song, 'On a Plain')" is now available! 

The song can be heard here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/team-ukraine-parody-based-on-the-nirvana-song-on-a-plain/

Here are the lyrics:

"Team Ukraine" (to the tune of Nirvana's "On a Plain")

I think we got off on the wrong foot

Didn’t impeach Trump for bribing you

He loved Putin, but never you

Had us by the balls, what could we do?

Was the perfect call, or so he said

He threatened to hold your defense aid

He loved Putin, but never you

Had us by the balls, what could we do?

 

We’re team Ukraine

Don’t tell Putin

We’re team Ukraine

 

That came out wrong, let’s back up

Now that our Trump is gone, let’s make up

He loved Putin, but never you

Had us by the balls, what could we do?

We’ll go and stream Zelenskyy’s show

That’s enough; what more could you want?

He loved Putin, but never you

Had us by the balls, what could we do?

 

We’re team Ukraine

Don’t tell Putin

We’re team Ukraine

 

It was just four-hundred million

For tanks, grenades, missiles, and some guns

Would be handy if you were attacked

But we feared a Cheeto that was fat

 

So just one more thing before we go

Here’s a tweet to impress you more

He loved Putin, but never you

Had us by the balls, what could we do?

We’ve got our pom-poms, yellow and blue

Until President Trump says not to

He loved Putin, but never you

Had us by the balls, what could we do?

 

We’re team Ukraine

Don’t tell Putin

We’re team Ukraine

Don’t tell Putin

We’re team Ukraine

We’re team Ukraine

Don’t tell Putin

We’re team Ukraine

Don’t tell Putin

 

Once again, the song can be found and heard at this link - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/team-ukraine-parody-based-on-the-nirvana-song-on-a-plain/

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