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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 179: "'Machines Said' (parody based on the Bush song, 'Machinehead')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 179: "Machines Said" (parody based on the Bush song, "Machinehead")

Premiere Date: 3/28/2022

Length: 4:03 (255 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/machines-said-parody-based-on-the-bush-song-machinehead/

Transcript: 

"Machines Said" (to the tune of Bush's "Machinehead")

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

 

Vote in, vote out

Vote in, vote out

Vote in

Vote in, vote out

Vote in, vote out

Vote in

 

Begging for repeal, Lindell wants to steal

Smother our voices with his fluff

Down the rabbit hole, he spins to the right

A cokehead in a pillow fight

Oh, oh, flashbacks are here

He doesn’t know his pancreas from his ears

 

All the machines said Biden’s better than Trump

Blue states, red, machines said

All the machines said Biden’s better than Trump

Blue and red

 

I waltz by the machines

I waltz by the machines

 

Vote in, vote out

Vote in, vote out

Vote in

 

Crooked, obtuse, dirty, claims God believes this

He has no conscience at all

Lies are like lines, he snorts them all the time

The only God he ever sees is himself

 

All the machines said Biden’s better than Trump

Blue states, red, machines said

All the machines said Biden’s better than Trump

Blue and red, ha

 

I waltz by the machines

I waltz by the machines

 

Vote in, vote out

Vote in, vote out

Vote in, vote in, vote in

 

All the machines said Biden’s better than Trump

Blue states, red, machines said

All the machines said Biden’s better than Trump

Blue and red

He’s better than Trump

He’s better than Trump

Machines said, said, said, said, said, said

 

I waltz by the machines

I waltz by the machines

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