The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

So, apparently Kansas Republican Gubernatorial candidate Kandiss Taylor is running on the slogan of "Jesus Guns Babies." Either I'm psychic or she's stealing my material, for 8 years ago I wrote a satirical book by the title of, "LOL at the GOP - Volume 4: Guns, Jesus, Corporations, and Fetuses." - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JU3LGBU/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_E0N3MCFQ2Q7ERZT6GX52 https://boingboing.net/2022/02/17/kansas-governor-candidates-slogan-is-jesus-guns-babies.html

I received this comment on episode 175 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Weirdos' (parody based on the David Bowie song, 'Heroes')": - "👏👏👏" The song can be found at heard at the following link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/weirdos-parody-based-on-the-david-bowie-song-heroes/

I just received this comment on episode 174 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Violins' (parody based on the Live song, 'I Alone')": - "👍👍👍" The song can be found and heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/violins-parody-based-on-the-live-song-i-alone/

I just received the following comment on episode 173 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'I've Got Some Morning Wood' (parody based on the Herman's Hermits song, 'I'm Into Something Good')": - "I don't know how you come up with this stuff, but this is hilarious! 🤣" The song can be found and heard at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/i-ve-got-some-morning-wood-parody-based-on-the-herman-s-hermits-song-i-m-into-something-good/

I just received this comment on episode 175 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Weirdos' (parody based on the David Bowie song, 'Heroes')": - "I love this concept!!" The song can be found and heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/weirdos-parody-based-on-the-david-bowie-song-heroes/

I just received the following pair of comments on episode 173 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'I've Got Some Morning Wood' (parody based on Herman's Hermits' song, 'I'm Into Something Good')": - "🤣🤣🤣" - "I learned the real truth on the subject when mine was about yours's age, about 3.  For decades I thought it was due to me being there. 🤡" The song can be found and heard at the following link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/i-ve-got-some-morning-wood-parody-based-on-the-herman-s-hermits-song-i-m-into-something-good/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 175: "Weirdos" (parody based on the David Bowie song, "Heroes") Premiere Date: 2/12/2022 Length: 5:59 (263 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/weirdos-parody-based-on-the-david-bowie-song-heroes/ Transcript:  “Weirdos” (parody based off the David Bowie song, “Heroes”) You, you speak and tweet “I am completely free!” Then threaten to kill a blue jay You can tweet that, but may still pay You can be weirdos, but may still pay   And you can see movies At a theater down the road You shout the wrong trivia answers Mumble about all the trailers Then threaten to light the place on fire But only you get burned that day You can be weirdos, well, but with exceptions Don’t be cray   You can fly in a plane Like the snakes, snakes that fly on a plane You can talk, bark, and hiss as much as you want With the exception you start shouting, “BOMB!” Yeah, you can be weirdos, but may still pay   Yo

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Weirdos' (parody based on the David Bowie song, 'Heroes')" is now available! Here are the lyrics: “Weirdos” (parody based off the David Bowie song, “Heroes”) You, you speak and tweet “I am completely free!” Then threaten to kill a blue jay You can tweet that, but may still pay You can be weirdos, but may still pay   And you can see movies At a theater down the road You shout the wrong trivia answers Mumble about all the trailers Then threaten to light the place on fire But only you get burned that day You can be weirdos, well, but with exceptions Don’t be cray   You can fly in a plane Like the snakes, snakes that fly on a plane You can talk, bark, and hiss as much as you want With the exception you start shouting, “BOMB!” Yeah, you can be weirdos, but may still pay   You, you speak and tweet “I am completely free!” Then threaten to kill