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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 173: "'I've Got Some Morning Wood' (parody based on the Herman's Hermits' song, 'I'm Into Something Good')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 173: "I've Got Some Morning Wood" (parody based on the Herman's Hermits' song, "I'm Into Something Good")

Premiere Date: 2/12/2022

Length: 2:28 (327 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/i-ve-got-some-morning-wood-parody-based-on-the-herman-s-hermits-song-i-m-into-something-good/

Transcript: 

I’ve Got Some Morning Wood (parody based off the Herman Hermits’ song, “I’m Into Something Good”)

Woke up this morning peeing high

It shot up straight into my eyes

Knew I should have sat and pushed but instead I stood, oh no

Something tells me I’ve got some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)

 

He’s the kind of guy who’s not too shy

Tries to get through my briefs all the night

I get up and feel cold by my manhood (it’s quite fricking cold by my manhood)

Something tells me I’ve got some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)

 

Always seemed to have a mind of his own

Whether I was in a group or all alone

If a pretty girl was near (he’d always rise and say, “I’m right here”)

He’d always rise and say, “I’m right here”

 

Went out that morning and walked around

After the door was closed, he wouldn’t look down

Neighbors pointed at me and gasped, and then I understood (they pointed at me, gasped, and I understood)

Something tells me I’ve got some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)

(Something tells me I’ve got some morning, meh)

 

Went out that morning and walked around

After the door was closed, he wouldn’t look down

Neighbors pointed at me and gasped, and then I understood (they pointed at me, gasped, and I understood)

Something tells me I’ve got some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)

Something tells me I’ve got some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)

Something tells me I’ve got some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)

Some morning wood, oh meh, some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)

Some morning wood, oh meh, some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)

Some morning wood, oh meh, some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)

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