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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 174: "'Violins' (parody based on the Live song, 'I Alone')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Violins' (parody based on the Live song, 'I Alone')" is now available! 

Here are the lyrics: 

Violins (parody based off the Live song, “I Alone”)

Was handed everything in life

Only worked when on the toilet

That may be gross but it is true

He has never told a non-lie

Gets away with crime after crime

His followers think he’s a god

As soon as something doesn’t go his way

He cries into the night, “I’m an alpha-male!”

Looks into cameras and whines, “Life isn’t fair!”

 

Violins for you

Violins in tune

Violins for you

Your snowflake tears have melted

Violins for you

Violins in tune

Violins for you

 

Was handed all the things in life

Only worked when eating some fries

Cheated on every person he knew

He has never told a non-lie

Just as his election loss is clear

Looks into cameras and whines, “Life isn’t fair!”

 

Violins for you

Violins in tune

Violins for you

Your snowflake tears have melted

Violins for you

Violins in tune

Violins for you

Violins for you

Violins in tune

Violins for you

 

Oh, looks like he committed fraud

Only death can save him now

“Millions” in cash and assets

Really amount to nothing

He evaded taxes too

Only death can save him now

“Millions” in cash and assets, wah, wah, wah

 

Violins for you

Violins in tune

Violins for you

Your snowflake tears have melted

Violins for you

Violins in tune

Violins for you

Violins for you

Violins in tune

Violins for you

Violins for you

Violins in tune

Violins for you

 

The song can be found and heard at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/violins-parody-based-on-the-live-song-i-alone/

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