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Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 110: A New Year With Hopes, Dopes, and Dopes’ Hopes: Part Duh Premiere Date: 12/31/20 Length: 3:35 (534 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/a-new-year-with-hopes-dopes-and-dopes-hopes-part-duh/ Transcript:    Welcome to I Feel Snitty , episode 110, entitled, “A New Year With Hopes, Dopes, and Dopes’ Hopes: Part Duh.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki.   Well, this is it. It’s finally here. The year from hell – 2020 – is finally over. Given that, I thought I’d end the year by doing what I did last year at this time, and predict resolutions for several GOPers, along with a curveball or two.   Donald Trump’s Lawyers: To bribe Judge Smails by saying, in reference to the election, “Don’t count that one; winter rules.”   Vladimir Putin: To hire Donald Trump as his new “coffee-boy.”   Tommy Tuberville: To, in addition to the Senate, House, and executive, introduce a 4 th branch of government – “the governor guys.”   Ted Cruz: To ch

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "A New Year With Hopes, Dopes, and Dopes’ Hopes: Part Duh," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: On this episode, I snarkily predict New Year's resolutions for all of the following: Donald Trump's Lawyers; Vladimir Putin; Tommy Tuberville; Ted Cruz; Rand Paul; Donald Trump, Jr.; Kimberly Guilfoyle; Marco Rubio; Kirstie Alley; Kayleigh McEnany; QAnon; Dr. Fauci; Mitch McConnell; Dr. Birx; Donald Trump; Parler; Anti-Maskers; Operation Warp Speed; Every Country Not Named Saudi Arabia, China, North Korea, or Russia; and Herman Cain. The episode can be heard in full at this link:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/a-new-year-with-hopes-dopes-and-dopes-hopes-part-duh/

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In Week 16 of the NFL season, I learned that… - …it’s Tuesday, which can mean only one thing – Alvin Kamara scored again. - …a dog is a man’s best friend, unless the man is Drew Brees. In that case, his best friend is Alvin Kamara. - …Ryan Fitzpatrick will reportedly be in the next Monty Python movie, where he’ll have his head ripped off and respond, “Tis but a scratch.” - …the Lions’ defense is so bad, even Stevie Wonder is yelling, “Man, they can’t see sh*t!” - …, if you got an unexpected job application in the mail this week, it was probably to play receiver for the Cleveland Browns. - …Dwayne Haskins could very well be one of these recipients. - …the Detroit Lions’ defense’s mantra should be: “Making 43-year-olds look like 23-year-olds since 1928.” - …rumor has it Philip Rivers is whinier than his 9, yes, 9 kids combined. - …, after falling to 6-9, we will have seen the full fashionista transformation of Bill Belichick in 2020. He started with a hoodie, which se

I just received this comment on episode 109 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'The Cokehead' (parody based on the Steve Miller Band's song, 'The Joker')": - "You're so good! :)" The song can be heard at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-cokehead-parody-based-on-the-steve-miller-bands-song-the-joker/

I just received this comment on episodes 108 and 109 of my podcast, "I Feel Snitty": - "I did listen to your cocaine parody, and the coal one, too. LMFAO! Nice job!" The songs can be heard at the following links:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/coal-in-the-stocking-parody-based-on-the-black-keys-song-gold-on-the-ceiling/ https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-cokehead-parody-based-on-the-steve-miller-bands-song-the-joker

In Week 15 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ...Bill Belichick can pull off the mask-look better than he can the hoodie. - ..., next to the term "WTF?!?" in the dictionary will be a picture of LA Rams coach Sean McVay's face after realizing he just lost to the 0-13 New York Jets. - ...former "Monday Night Football" announcer Booger McFarland will likely sue Cris Collinsworth for stealing his line of, "Now that's an NFL touchdown," of course said during the course of an NFL game. - ...the Gardner Minshew mustache apparently backfired, as the Baltimore Ravens defense was hypnotized into believing Sunday was Cinco de Mayo, Gardner's last name was actually Minshewo, and he was to be treated like a human pinata. - ...the Las Vegas Raiders' defense is so bad, they could be dealt a blackjack and still lose, because they said, "Hit me!" - ...if you had Andy Dalton starting for the Dallas Cowboys, Colt McCoy starting for the New York

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I just received the following comment on the recent parodies for my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"): - "You are so talented, Craig." Any and all of the episodes/songs can be heard at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/

I just received this comment on episodes 104, 105, and 107 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"): - "'November Pain,' 'No Thanks, No Thanks,' and 'Trumpers in the Cold' are all freaking hilarious! Where do you come up with this stuff?" The songs can be heard at the following links: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/trumpers-in-the-cold-parody-based-on-the-doors-song-riders-on-the-storm/ https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/no-thanks-no-thanks-parody-based-on-the-frank-sinatra-song-new-york-new-york/ https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/november-pain-parody-based-on-the-guns-n-roses-song-november-rain/

I just received this comment on episode 108 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Coal In the Stocking' (parody based on the Black Keys' song, 'Gold On the Ceiling')": - "Working Americans deserve a Green New Deal to transform our US into a clean energy economy! Rep. Haaland as Secretary of the Interior is stellar! Are Corp Democrats again being favored to suppress rising progressive stars like AOC & Sec. Castro in Biden's admin?" The song can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/coal-in-the-stocking-parody-based-on-the-black-keys-song-gold-on-the-ceiling/

I received this comment on episode 107 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'November Pain' (parody based on the Guns 'N' Roses song, 'November Rain')": - "#TrumpTreason" The song can be heard at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/november-pain-parody-based-on-the-guns-n-roses-song-november-rain/

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I received these comments on episode 109 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'The Cokehead' (parody based on the Steve Miller Band's song, 'The Joker')": - "lol 😂. Such a great tune from my youth... rock on... David Essex." - "You are one busy guy!" The song can be heard at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-cokehead-parody-based-on-the-steve-miller-bands-song-the-joker/

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Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 109: "The Cokehead" (parody based on the Steve Miller Band's song, "The Joker") Premiere Date: 12/19/20 Length: 3:29 (247 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-cokehead-parody-based-on-the-steve-miller-bands-song-the-joker/ Transcript:  “The Cokehead” (to the tune of the Steve Miller Band’s “The Joker”) Some people call him the Drumpf, Jr., yeah People call him King Guilfoyle Some call him the smart brother But there’s just one thing he really does love   People know about this, baby From just looking at his bigly red eyes Whenever lodging staffs see him walk in They all say, “This is going to be one huge mess”   ‘Cause he’s a snorter He’s a drinker He’s a smoker And he’s an eater Posts videos for everyone He’s a cokehead He’s a blockhead He’s a midnight rockhead His eyes look like the Japan sun Ew, ew, ew, ew   He’s gonna be at a Motel 6 today Maybe tomorrow as well Motel 8 Thursday Four Seaso

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 108: "Coal In the Stocking" (parody based on the Black Keys' song, "Gold On the Ceiling") Premiere Date: 12/19/20 Length: 3:32 (164 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/coal-in-the-stocking-parody-based-on-the-black-keys-song-gold-on-the-ceiling/ Transcript:  “Coal In the Stocking” (to the tune of the Black Keys’ “Gold On the Ceiling”) He’s a traitor Tax evader Assaults women Sells us out to Putin He lies to us all   You know he should find You know he should find Coal in the stocking Unclean kind From Satan’s hellish mine He sees it hanging Neat, upright Coughs when he looks inside   He’s a fraudster And a mobster Perjured himself Traded our deaths for wealth He lies to us all   You know he should find You know he should find Coal in the stocking Unclean kind From Satan’s hellish mine He sees it hanging Neat, upright Coughs when he looks inside   You know he should find You know he should

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 107: "November Pain" (parody based on the Guns 'N' Roses song, "November Rain") Premiere Date: 12/19/20 Length: 8:41 (357 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/november-pain-parody-based-on-the-guns-n-roses-song-november-rain/ Transcript:  “November Pain” (to the tune of Guns ‘N’ Roses’ “November Rain”) When Trumpers look at the map And they see the state of the race Michigan, Georgia go blue Pennsylvania does the same   Two-seventy eclipsed As Joe Biden pulls away They thought the polls were all a hoax Now feel the November pain   They drink his Kool-Aid all the damn time Believing it’ll make them lose weight Their blood sugar skyrockets, get taken to the ER Saying it’s a dream, even though they’re wide awake Thinking it’s fake   If you could take the time To see right through his lies It’d save the trouble Of reading all of his lines Tweet lines Instead you were hypnotized By his juvenile ways