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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 109: "'The Cokehead' (parody based on the Steve Miller Band's song, 'The Joker')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'The Cokehead' (parody based on the Steve Miller Band's song, 'The Joker')" is now available!

Here are the lyrics: 

“The Cokehead” (to the tune of the Steve Miller Band’s “The Joker”)

Some people call him the Drumpf, Jr., yeah

People call him King Guilfoyle

Some call him the smart brother

But there’s just one thing he really does love

 

People know about this, baby

From just looking at his bigly red eyes

Whenever lodging staffs see him walk in

They all say, “This is going to be one huge mess”

 

‘Cause he’s a snorter

He’s a drinker

He’s a smoker

And he’s an eater

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He’s a cokehead

He’s a blockhead

He’s a midnight rockhead

His eyes look like the Japan sun

Ew, ew, ew, ew

 

He’s gonna be at a Motel 6 today

Maybe tomorrow as well

Motel 8 Thursday

Four Seasons Total Landscaping for all of the cold winter

Snow white on his nose for all of the winter

 

‘Cause he’s a snorter

He’s a drinker

He’s a smoker

And he’s an eater

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He’s a cokehead

He’s a blockhead

He’s a midnight rockhead

His eyes look like the Japan sun

 

Ew, ew, ew, ew

 

People, they know about this, baby

Looking at his red eyes

Whenever lodging staffs see him walk in, they watch and say

“This will be a huge mess”

He will be at a Motel 6 today

Maybe tomorrow as well

Motel 8 Thursday

Four Seasons Total Landscaping for all of the cold winter

Snow white on his nose for all of the winter

 

The song can be heard at this link: 

https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-cokehead-parody-based-on-the-steve-miller-bands-song-the-joker/

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