Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 109: "'The Cokehead' (parody based on the Steve Miller Band's song, 'The Joker')" is now available!
The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'The Cokehead' (parody based on the Steve Miller Band's song, 'The Joker')" is now available!
Here are the lyrics:
“The Cokehead” (to the tune of the Steve Miller Band’s “The Joker”)
Some people call him the Drumpf, Jr., yeah
People call him King Guilfoyle
Some call him the smart brother
But there’s just one thing he really does love
People know about this, baby
From just looking at his bigly red eyes
Whenever lodging staffs see him walk in
They all say, “This is going to be one huge mess”
‘Cause he’s a snorter
He’s a drinker
He’s a smoker
And he’s an eater
Posts videos for everyone
He’s a cokehead
He’s a blockhead
He’s a midnight rockhead
His eyes look like the Japan sun
Ew, ew, ew, ew
He’s gonna be at a Motel 6 today
Maybe tomorrow as well
Motel 8 Thursday
Four Seasons Total Landscaping for all of the cold winter
Snow white on his nose for all of the winter
‘Cause he’s a snorter
He’s a drinker
He’s a smoker
And he’s an eater
Posts videos for everyone
He’s a cokehead
He’s a blockhead
He’s a midnight rockhead
His eyes look like the Japan sun
Ew, ew, ew, ew
People, they know about this, baby
Looking at his red eyes
Whenever lodging staffs see him walk in, they watch and say
“This will be a huge mess”
He will be at a Motel 6 today
Maybe tomorrow as well
Motel 8 Thursday
Four Seasons Total Landscaping for all of the cold winter
Snow white on his nose for all of the winter
The song can be heard at this link:
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