In Week 13 of the NFL season, I learned that...
...team photos are so 2017. Once you've seen one team photo, you've seen them all.
..., even if the New York Jets had a 99% chance of landing safely, I'd refuse to come aboard, because yeah, they'd crash.
...Zac Taylor is the Freddie Kitchens of Hue Jacksons.
..., even when he's not expecting it, Tyreek Hill winds up with balls in his hands.
...Kyler Murray is so short, even cardboard cutouts of Danny DeVito knock his throws down in practice.
..., saying Taysom Hill is the second coming of Drew Brees would be like saying Nickelback is the second coming of the Rolling Stones.
...Bill Belichick finds so many different ways to score, Gene Simmons is even calling him for tips.
...the New York Giants have apparently authored the book "How to Win Ugly, Have a Losing Record at 5-7, and Still Be in First Place."
..., the kicking was so bad, even Republicans were tweeting, "Go more left!" and Democrats were tweeting, "No, no, more right!"
..., if Cris Collinsworth stopped speaking, 93% of the country would be happier. The other 7% agree.
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