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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 107: "'November Pain' (parody based on the Guns 'N' Roses song, 'November Rain')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 107: "November Pain" (parody based on the Guns 'N' Roses song, "November Rain")

Premiere Date: 12/19/20

Length: 8:41 (357 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/november-pain-parody-based-on-the-guns-n-roses-song-november-rain/

Transcript: 

“November Pain” (to the tune of Guns ‘N’ Roses’ “November Rain”)

When Trumpers look at the map

And they see the state of the race

Michigan, Georgia go blue

Pennsylvania does the same

 

Two-seventy eclipsed

As Joe Biden pulls away

They thought the polls were all a hoax

Now feel the November pain

 

They drink his Kool-Aid all the damn time

Believing it’ll make them lose weight

Their blood sugar skyrockets, get taken to the ER

Saying it’s a dream, even though they’re wide awake

Thinking it’s fake

 

If you could take the time

To see right through his lies

It’d save the trouble

Of reading all of his lines

Tweet lines

Instead you were hypnotized

By his juvenile ways

Loving a bigly loser

Feeling the November pain

 

You’re gonna need some time with gin

Gonna need some time in a (loony) bin

Trumpers will all need some time

With the gin

Will need some time in a loony bin

 

It may be hard to keep an open mind

When it’s been filled with so much garbage

But if you could stop being so blind

You’d see “covfefe” is “coverage”

 

They’re gonna need some time

With the gin

Will need some time in a loony bin

Trumpers will all need some time

With the gin

All gonna need some time in a bin

 

When electors decide

And Donald Trump loses the race

We are all now counting down

Just thirty-seven more days

Can you feel our hope and joy?

No, judging by your face

You could have gone with Biden

But will feel November pain

 

You could have voted for the country

You could have all voted for “US”

Instead you went with a traitor

Malignant narcissist

Malignant narcissist

 

You could have voted for the country

You could have all voted for “US”

Instead you went with a traitor

Malignant narcissist

Malignant narcissist

 

You could have voted for the country

You could have all voted for “US”

Instead you went with a traitor

Malignant narcissist

Malignant narcissist

 

You could have voted for the country

You could have all voted for “US”

Instead you went with a traitor

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