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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 99: "'Tangerine' (parody based on the Bush song, 'Glycerine')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Tangerine' (parody based on the Bush song, 'Glycerine')," is now available! Here are the lyrics:

“Tangerine” (to the tune of Bush’s “Glycerine”)

Your “strong thick” skin is orange in tint

It can’t be for real ‘cause Cheetos can’t speak

And Cheetos do mind

Syracuse too

Not to mention all the street cones

 

The thoughts are all white

And the heart’s black

Standing there spraying your back

You do want this

I don’t know why

High school prom always your alibi

 

Don’t let your skin go white

 

Tangerine

Tangerine

 

You’re never at home

At the (tanning) booth all the time

Are you asleep like your wedding night?

You live in a world

That doesn’t seem real

Willy Wonka telling you what to do

 

If you don’t follow through

He’ll turn against you

Oompa Loompas mad

Pissed and ready to sue

 

Don’t let your skin go white

 

It doesn’t have to be this way

You could finally accept the truth

Instead of fulfilling your dream

To oddly appear like a fruit

 

Tangerine

Tangerine

 

Don’t let your skin go white

 

Tangerine

 

Don’t let your skin go white

 

Tangerine

Tangerine

 

Tangerine

Tangerine

 

Orange man white again

Orange man white again

No, I am just kidding

 

You wanted it more

You needed it less

Head to toe you spray yourself

An addiction?

Something Freud can’t explain?

He’d say, “Fine”

“Just give me some cocaine”

 

Don’t let your skin go white

It doesn’t have to be this way, this way

 

Tangerine

Tangerine

 

Tangerine

Tangerine

 

You can hear the song at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/tangerine-parody-based-on-the-bush-song-glycerine/

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