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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 104: "'Trumpers in the Cold' (parody based on The Doors' song, 'Riders On the Storm')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Trumpers in the Cold' (parody based on The Doors' song, 'Riders On the Storm')" is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

“Trumpers in the Cold” (to the tune of The Doors’ “Riders On the Storm”)

Trumpers in the cold

Trumpers in the cold

Stranded in the Big O

They don’t know where to go

Ten degrees without wind chill

Forgot to bring their coats

Trumpers in the cold

 

Thousands shivered and froze

Smiled, clapped as they did so

Donnie spoke and spoke

Many watching croaked

COVID passed all around

Like a joint at Tom Chong’s

Doctors give eye-rolls

 

Hypothermia was caught

Hypothermia was caught

Were no second thoughts

Freezing a$$es off

Ol’ Donnie left the stage

Got on his private plane

His cult froze and waved

 

Trumpers in the cold

Trumpers in the cold

Stranded in the Big O

They don’t know where to go

Ten degrees without wind chill

Forgot to bring their coats

Trumpers in the cold

 

Trumpers in the cold

Trumpers in the cold

Trumpers in the cold

Trumpers in the cold

 

The song can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/trumpers-in-the-cold-parody-based-on-the-doors-song-riders-on-the-storm/

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