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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 101: "'The Best Words On Earth' (based on the Marilyn Manson song, 'The Last Day On Earth')," is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 101: "The Best Words On Earth" (parody based on the Marilyn Manson song, "The Last Day On Earth")

Premiere Date: 12/4/20

Length: 4:56 (213 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-best-words-on-earth-parody-based-on-the-marilyn-manson-song-the-last-day-on-earth/

Transcript: 

“The Best Words On Earth” (to the tune of Marilyn Manson’s “The Last Day On Earth”)

He talks like it’s a million years ago

Cavemen still think that he is an a$$hole

When they hear him, they palm their whole face

Shake their heads and reach for Excedrin

 

Linda Blair’s eyes are a-rolling

To the very back of her head

My head – it bangs against a wall

I wish that he would stop

 

He knows all the best words on Earth

He will keep on talking until we cry

He knows all the best words on Earth

Talking until he dies

 

Unpresidented, covfefe, smocking

Honer, Thighland, bigly

Anonamoose, Two Corinthians

Frorida, Uniom, Nambia

Melanie, educatuon

Hamberders, emergy

 

And he knows all the best words on Earth

He will keep on talking until we cry

And he knows all the best words on Earth

Talking until he dies

 

And he knows all the best words on Earth

He will keep on talking until we cry

And he knows all the best words on Earth

Talking until he dies

 

And he knows all the best words on Earth

He will keep on talking until we cry

And he knows all the best words on Earth

Talking until he dies

Talking until he dies

Talking until he dies

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