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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 103: "'Dotard' (parody based on the Smash Mouth song, 'All Star')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Dotard' (parody based on the Smash Mouth song, 'All Star')" is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

“Dotard” (to the tune of Smash Mouth’s “All Star”)

Somebody once tweeted I should drink disinfectant

I thought that sounded like really good

He then said to stare at the sun while lights shone up my butt

Like any professional doctor would

 

The chills start a-coming, the breaths start a-going

Docs say to stay home, but my bike is calling

Feeling the breeze as gnats hit my face

I just can’t wait to get to this place

The music will be a-rocking

I hope to hear it through my coughing

I hope I can still scream and shout

Giving my life to see Smash Mouth

 

Hey now, I’m a dotard

Take your mask off, freedom

Hey now, I’m a Trumper

There’s no COVID, fake germs

And every fever is just

Proof global warming is a hoax

 

I’m getting closer, just passed Mount Rushmore

Whoa, sh*t, I think I almost hit a wild boar

Maybe I should go back and hit it fast

This hog right here could kick its big, fat, little a$$

Naw, stay focused, Bobby-Joe Ficklebitch

You’ve been waiting 97 years for this sh*t

I see some lights, maybe one

Looks like everyone wants to hear “Walkin’ On the Sun”

 

Hey now, I’m a dotard

Take your mask off, freedom

Hey now, I’m a Trumper

There’s no COVID, fake germs

And every fever is just

Proof global warming is a hoax

 

I’m at the show

I’m at the show

I’m at the show

I’m at the show

 

Hey now, I’m a dotard

Take your mask off, freedom

Hey now, I’m a Trumper

There’s no COVID, fake germs

And every fever is just

Proof global warming

 

Some crackhead once said, “You may want to eat toxic plants”

The deadly poison will always save your life

So I said, “Hell to the yeah!”

He makes pillows which feel like a bag of rocks so we’re going to be safe

 

The chills start a-coming, the breaths start a-going

Docs say to stay home, but my bike is calling

Feeling the breeze as gnats hit my face

I just can’t wait to get to this place

The music will be a-rocking

I hope to hear it through my coughing

I hope I can still scream and shout

Giving my life to see Smash Mouth

 

Hey now, I’m a dotard

Take your mask off, freedom

Hey now, I’m a Trumper

There’s no COVID, fake germs

And every fever is just

Proof global warming is a hoax

 

And every fever is just

Proof global warming is a hoax

 

The song can be heard in its entirety here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/dotard-parody-based-on-the-smash-mouth-song-all-star/

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