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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 105: "'No Thanks, No Thanks' (parody based on the Frank Sinatra song, 'New York, New York')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'No Thanks, No Thanks' (parody based on the Frank Sinatra song, 'New York, New York')" is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

“No Thanks, No Thanks” (to the tune of Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York”)

Alternative facts

They spread them on Facebook

Saying to believe all of it

No thanks, no thanks

 

Attacking the blacks

Just for how they look

Arresting Obama for it?

No thanks, no thanks

 

They wanna wake up in a country

That doesn’t think

That is lazy as all f*ck

Controlled yet free

 

These little town quacks

Are cooking the book

Literally – A1 on it

Oh, no, no thanks

 

They’ll try to build a wall

Charge our neighbors down south

We’ll pay instead

No thanks, no thanks

 

No thanks, no thanks

They wanna wake up in a country

That doesn’t think

Where we must stand for the flag

Completely free

Lazy as f*ck

Stand for the flag

 

Oh, these little town quacks

They have been cooking the book

Literally – with some A1 on it

Oh, no, no thanks

And they’ll

They’ll try to build a wall

Charge our friendly neighbors down south

We’ll pay instead

No thanks, no thanks, no thanks

 

The song can be heard at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/no-thanks-no-thanks-parody-based-on-the-frank-sinatra-song-new-york-new-york/

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