Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 96: "'Stab Your Back' (parody based on the Bobby Darin song, 'Mack the Knife')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Stab Your Back' (parody based on the Bobby Darin song, 'Mack the Knife')," is now available! Here are the lyrics: 

“Stab Your Back” (to the tune of Bobby Darin’s “Mack the Knife”)

Oh, the Trump is right behind you

He has a dull knife in hand

It’s flimsy just like his mushroom dick

Yet he’ll try to stab your back

 

You may start to feel something unpleasant

Yes, I’m talkin’ ‘bout the knife

You’ll look back, ask, “What the f*ck?”

Yell, “I’m not your first, second, or third wife!”

 

He’ll then say he doesn’t care who you are, oh no

He’ll stab whoever’s near to him

Age, gender, race, or species don’t matter

Unless your name is Kim Jong-un

 

Where did it go? Appears he lost his knife, oh no

Is that tiny thing on the ground? In the sky?

Was it accidentally flushed down the toilet?

Oh, wait, it was in his hands the entire time

 

Here he comes for women, kids, the military, and “the blacks”

The farmers, Hispanics, and Muslims too

Won’t forget the doctors and scientists

And all those with a cousin named Lou

 

He’s riding the escalator at lightning speed

Not even Usain Bolt could escape his wrath

Sharp’ning the dull blade on his sleeve

Donnie’s ‘bout to stab your back

 

That’s the escalator at lightning speed

I said not even Usain Bolt could escape his wrath

He sharpens the blade on his sleeve

Donnie’s ‘bout to stab your back

 

Look out, he’ll stab your back

 

The song can be heard at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/stab-your-back-parody-based-on-the-bobby-darin-song-mack-the-knife/