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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 100: "'Yuge' (parody based on the Better Than Ezra song, 'Good')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Yuge' (parody based on the Better Than Ezra song, 'Good')," is now available! Here are the lyrics:

“Yuge” (to the tune of Better Than Ezra’s “Good”)

Walking around his house

Looking for a mirror to check its size

Searching for signs of growth but it’s not looking good

 

Maybe he’s just not too sure

Or maybe he’s forgetful

By the looks of it

So he closed his eyes, held a sausage, and said

 

Aha, it’s yuge, this I promise you

Aha, it’s so yuge

Aha, it’s yuge, this I promise you

Aha, it’s so yuge

Yuge, yuge, yuge, yuge, yuge, yuge

 

Running around the house

Looking for another uncracked mirror

Searching for signs of growth but it’s not looking good

 

Maybe he’ll watch porn

Or take some Viagra

Or maybe he’ll launch bigly wars on them all

He’s just not too sure, but he is too proud

He’s just not too sure, but he is too proud, and said

 

Aha, it’s yuge, this I promise you

Aha, it’s so yuge

Aha, it’s yuge, this I promise you

Aha, it’s so yuge

So yuge

 

Aha, it’s yuge, this I promise you

Aha, it’s so yuge

Aha, it’s yuge, this I promise you

Aha, it’s so yuge

 

Aha, yeah, it is so yuge, yeah, it is so yuge

 

You can hear the song at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/yuge-parody-based-on-the-better-than-ezra-song-good/

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