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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 97: "'Wrong Way' (parody based on the Frank Sinatra song, 'My Way')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Wrong Way' (parody based on the Frank Sinatra song, 'My Way')," is now available! Here are the lyrics:

“Wrong Way” (to the tune of Frank Sinatra’s “My Way”)

And now, his end is near

All the numbers are stacked against him

What was his greatest fear

Being a prison b*tch is certain

He lived a privileged life

Was handed everything night and day

Yet always decided to go the wrong way

 

Failures, he’s had a few

Bankruptcies were a dime a dozen

Beef, booze, and casinos too

Even managed to lose a billion

His daddy bailed him out

To limit damage to the Trump name

Yet lil’ Donnie – he still went the wrong way

 

Oh, there were times when he could choose

Between honor or being a douche

And then he, without a first thought

Told all to inject some Clorox

He had a compass, GPS, and went the wrong way

 

He’s conned, he’s tanned, he’s lied

He’s violently grabbed lots of kittens

And now, as thousands die

He’s concentrating on pardons

To think he’s such a twat

Would be offensive to twats all day

No matter what he does, he goes the wrong way

 

For what are morals? For what are laws?

When he decides to break them all

No punishments for getting caught

Until we voted his ass out

The score it showed

He f*cking choked

He went the wrong way

 

He went the wrong way

 

The song can be heard at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/wrong-way-parody-based-on-the-frank-sinatra-song-my-way/

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