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What I learned in Week 16 of the NFL season

In Week 16 of the NFL season, I learned that…

- …it’s Tuesday, which can mean only one thing – Alvin Kamara scored again.

- …a dog is a man’s best friend, unless the man is Drew Brees. In that case, his best friend is Alvin Kamara.

- …Ryan Fitzpatrick will reportedly be in the next Monty Python movie, where he’ll have his head ripped off and respond, “Tis but a scratch.”

- …the Lions’ defense is so bad, even Stevie Wonder is yelling, “Man, they can’t see sh*t!”

- …, if you got an unexpected job application in the mail this week, it was probably to play receiver for the Cleveland Browns.

- …Dwayne Haskins could very well be one of these recipients.

- …the Detroit Lions’ defense’s mantra should be: “Making 43-year-olds look like 23-year-olds since 1928.”

- …rumor has it Philip Rivers is whinier than his 9, yes, 9 kids combined.

- …, after falling to 6-9, we will have seen the full fashionista transformation of Bill Belichick in 2020. He started with a hoodie, which segued to a mask, and will transition to a paper bag.

- …, even in the snow, Aaron Rodgers is cool. Wait…

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