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What I learned in Week 15 of the NFL season

In Week 15 of the NFL season, I learned that...

- ...Bill Belichick can pull off the mask-look better than he can the hoodie.

- ..., next to the term "WTF?!?" in the dictionary will be a picture of LA Rams coach Sean McVay's face after realizing he just lost to the 0-13 New York Jets.

- ...former "Monday Night Football" announcer Booger McFarland will likely sue Cris Collinsworth for stealing his line of, "Now that's an NFL touchdown," of course said during the course of an NFL game.

- ...the Gardner Minshew mustache apparently backfired, as the Baltimore Ravens defense was hypnotized into believing Sunday was Cinco de Mayo, Gardner's last name was actually Minshewo, and he was to be treated like a human pinata.

- ...the Las Vegas Raiders' defense is so bad, they could be dealt a blackjack and still lose, because they said, "Hit me!"

- ...if you had Andy Dalton starting for the Dallas Cowboys, Colt McCoy starting for the New York Giants, Jalen Hurts starting for the Philadelphia Eagles, and Dwayne Haskins starting for the Washington football team in Week 15 of the 2020 season, you win the NFC East!

- ...the Atlanta Falcons blow leads like mall Santas spread COVID.

- ...N'awlins has introduced a new question to the world: Would you rather start a 41-year-old Drew Brees with cracked ribs or a fully healthy Taysom Hill?

- ...we finally have an answer to the age-old question, "What do you get when you combine Deion Sanders, Tommy Chong, Snoop Dogg, and The Dude?" The announcing of Aqib Talib.

- ..., if the College Football Playoff Committee were in charge of selecting the top 4 teams in the NFL this year, the 4-seed would likely belong to the 6-8 New England Patriots and the 3-seed would have gone to the St. Louis Rams, who didn't play any games.

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