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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 178: "'Hydroxychloroquine' (based on the Nirvana song, 'Lithium')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Hydroxychloroquine' (parody based on the Nirvana song, 'Lithium')" is now available!

The song can be heard here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/hydroxychloroquine-parody-based-on-the-nirvana-song-lithium/

Here are the lyrics:

"Hydroxychloroquine" (to the tune of Nirvana's "Lithium")

I’m so healthy, ‘cause today I found my meds

They’re for COVID

But not really, I guess they’re for something else

Malaria

Those damn mosquitoes from Asia and Africa

Not America

But still, Trump said it would work

So I’ll take it

 

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah, blah

 

I’m so congested, COVID’s kicking my ass

It came on fast

But just maybe these meds will cure all my ills

It’s a done deal

I’m so achy, probably from the mask I wore

At the orgy

I’m so nauseated but

Doctor Trump said

 

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah, blah

 

I lick it, I’m not gonna die

I drink it, I’m not gonna die

I sniff it, I’m not gonna die

I f*ck it, I’m not gonna die

I lick it, I’m not gonna die

I drink it, I’m not gonna die

I sniff it, I’m not gonna die

I f*ck it, I’m not gonna die

 

I’m so healthy, ‘cause today I found my meds

They’re for COVID

But not really, I guess they’re for something else

Malaria

Those damn mosquitoes from Asia and Africa

Not America

But still, Trump said it would work

So I’ll take it

 

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah, blah

 

I lick it, I’m not gonna die

I drink it, I’m not gonna die

I sniff it, I’m not gonna die

I f*ck it, I’m not gonna die

I lick it, I’m not gonna die

I drink it, I’m not gonna die

I sniff it, I’m not gonna die

I f*ck it, I’m not gonna die

 

Once again, the song can be heard at this link - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/hydroxychloroquine-parody-based-on-the-nirvana-song-lithium/

 

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