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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 156: "'Campaign Moral Coma' (parody based on the Oasis song, 'Champagne Supernova')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 156: "Campaign Moral Coma" (parody based on the Oasis song, "Champagne Supernova")

Premiere Date: 5/13/21

Length: 7:20 (366 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/campaign-moral-coma-parody-based-on-the-oasis-song-champagne-supernova/

Transcript: 

"Campaign Moral Coma" (to the tune of Oasis's "Champagne Supernova")

When the dollars come storming in

We throw singles at chicks named Sin

We’re scamming all of you left and right

Telling lies with no remorse

Incite violence? Yes, of course

We’re scamming all of you left and right

 

Press the power button

Go to GOP’s site

Our campaign moral coma will never die

Press the power button

Go to GOP’s site

Our campaign moral coma

Our campaign moral coma never dies

 

We shout bumper sticker slogans

Rhymes that don’t make a bit of sense

“Want a female friend? Talk to Mike Pence”

Telling lies with no remorse

Incite violence? Yes, of course

We’re scamming all of you left and right

 

Press the power button

Go to GOP’s site

Our campaign moral coma will never die

Press the power button

Go to GOP’s site

Our campaign moral coma

Our campaign moral coma

 

Knocked out years ago

The party’s conscience wrecked without a helmet

We all now campaign night and day

Holding Bibles; paying hookers; getting laid

Laid, laid, laid, laid

 

When the dollars come storming in

We throw singles at chicks named Sin

We’re scamming all of you left and right

Telling lies with no remorse

Incite violence? Yes, of course

We’re scamming all of you left and right

 

Press the power button

Go to GOP’s site

Our campaign moral coma will never die

Press the power button

Go to GOP’s site

Our campaign moral coma

Our campaign moral coma

 

Knocked out years ago

The party’s conscience wrecked without a helmet

We all now campaign night and day

Holding Bibles; paying hookers; getting laid

Laid, laid, laid, laid

 

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah

Blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah

Blah, blah

Blah, blah

Blah, blah

Blah, blah

Blah, blah, blah

 

When the dollars come storming in

We throw singles at chicks named Sin

We’re scamming all of you left and right

Scamming you left and right

Scamming you left and right

Scamming you left and right

Scamming you left and right

Scamming you left and right

Scamming you left and right

Scamming you left and right

Scamming you left and right

Scamming you left and right

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