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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 150: "'Bourne to Be a Pile' (parody based on the Steppenwolf song, 'Born to Be Wild')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 150: "Bourne to Be a Pile" (parody based on the Steppenwolf song "Born to Be Wild")

Premiere Date: 5/5/21

Length: 3:22 (191 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/bourne-to-be-a-pile-parody-based-on-the-steppenwolf-song-born-to-be-wild/

Transcript: 

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Bourne to Be a Pile' (parody based on the Steppenwolf song, 'Born to Be Wild')" is now available! 

Here are the lyrics:

“Bourne to Be a Pile”  (to the tune of Steppenwolf's "Born to Be Wild")

Gets the mouth a-goin’

Fiction he’ll be spewing

Thinking it’s non-fiction

That kryptonite he’s chewing

 

Yeah, Ted

Believes it has happened

Spider-Man climbs on Saturdays

Clark Kent puts on an outfit

And he flies into space

 

Egon, Ray, and Venkman

The streams they’ll be crossing

And add in Winston

Just proves police need more funding

 

Yeah, Ted

Believes it has happened

Spider-Man climbs on Saturdays

Clark Kent puts on an outfit

And he flies into space

 

Looks like a Munster child

He was bourne

Bourne to be a pile

A creepy ass smile

He never will be liked

Bourne to be a pile

Bourne to be a pile

 

Gets the mouth a-goin’

Fiction he’ll be spewing

Thinking it’s non-fiction

That kryptonite he’s chewing

 

Yeah, Ted

Believes it has happened

Spider-Man climbs on Saturdays

Clark Kent puts on an outfit

And he flies into space

 

Looks like a Munster child

He was bourne

Bourne to be a pile

A creepy ass smile

He never will be liked

Bourne to be a pile

Bourne to be a pile
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