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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 154: "'Klan Leader' (parody based on the Hall & Oates song, 'Maneater')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Klan Leader' (parody based on the Hall & Oates song, 'Maneater')" is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

"Klan Leader" (to the tune of Hall & Oates's "Maneater")

She has lived a privileged life

Only does what is white

Yeah, Marjorie Taylor Greene is her name

She’s locked and loaded

About to post on Facebook and fire plenty of blanks

She’s holding AR-15s

Threatening Waters, Bush, and Pressley

The pic so bad, even Zuckerberg decided to remove it

Yeah, that is a first

Greene cries, “Where’s my free speech?”

“To threaten some black ladies?”

 

Oh, here she posts

Look out, blacks! She’ll shoot you down

Oh, here she posts

She’s a Klan leader

Oh, here she posts

Look out, blacks! She’ll shoot you down

Oh, here she posts

She’s a Klan leader

 

Black lives don’t matter to her

Except guns in her purse

To fight for equality, to her is slavery

‘Cause, wait for it

Okay, I’ve got nothin’; she’s just a racist Karen

 

Oh, here she posts

Look out, blacks! She’ll shoot you down

Oh, here she posts

She’s a Klan leader

Oh, here she posts

Look out, blacks! She’ll shoot you down

Oh, here she posts

She’s a Klan leader

 

Duck!

Oh, here she posts

Here she posts

Look out, blacks! She’ll shoot you down

Oh, here she posts

Look out

She’s a Klan leader

Oh, here she posts

She’s a Klan leader

Ooh, she’ll shoot you down

Oh, here she posts

Here she posts, she’s a Klan leader

Oh, here she posts

Look out

She has lived a privileged life, ooh

Oh, here she posts

Here she posts

She’s a Klan leader

Oh, here she posts

She’s a Klan leader

Yeah, the b*tch is whack, ooh

Oh, here she posts

Here she posts

Look out, blacks! Look out, blacks!

Oh, here she posts

Oh, look out, look out, look out, look out

Oh, here she posts

Oh, yeah, she’s a Klan leader

Oh, here she posts

She’s a Klan leader

She’s looking and typing, ooh

Oh, here she posts

Oh, she’s a Klan leader

 

The song can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/klan-leader-parody-based-on-the-hall-oates-song-maneater/

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