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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 159: "'Ron's a Fascist' (parody based on the Live song, "Lightning Crashes')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 159: "Ron's a Fascist" (parody based on the Live song, "Lightning Crashes")

Premiere Date: 8/11/21

Length: 5:19 (250 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/rons-a-fascist-parody-based-on-the-live-song-lightning-crashes/

Transcript: 

"Ron's a Fascist" (to the tune of Live's "Lightning Crashes")

Ron’s a fascist, he can’t help but lie

His conscience thrown into the swamp

Hundreds in Florida die

He muddies himself up

And gets ready to go on a Twitter rant

 

Ron’s a fascist, well, at least he tries

His heart and soul thrown in the swamp

Thousands in Florida die

The mud that was on him

Was actually nothing but his bullsh*t

 

Everyone sees it, Ron is a wimp

Just compensating for a tiny dick

He’s nothing more than a deplorable chicken sh*t

We can see it

 

Ron’s a fascist, he can’t help but lie

He can’t even put on a mask

Hundreds in Florida die

As COVID flies, into the hot, muggy air

Ron walks on stilts, so big and high, high

 

Everyone sees it, Ron is a wimp

Just compensating for a tiny dick

He’s nothing more than a deplorable chicken sh*t

We can see it

We can see it

 

We all see it, Ron is a wimp

Just compensating for a tiny dick

He’s nothing more than a deplorable chicken sh*t

We can see it

 

We all see it, Ron is a wimp

Just compensating for a tiny dick

He’s nothing more than a deplorable chicken sh*t

We can see it

 

We all see it, Ron is a wimp

Just compensating for a tiny dick

He’s nothing more than a deplorable chicken sh*t

We can see it

We can see it

We can see it

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