“Prancing in the Dark” (parody based on Bruce Springsteen’s “Dancing in the Dark”) He posts rants in the morning When the whole world’s sleeping away He’s got the all-caps going “WHY WON’T YOU HEAR WHAT I’VE GOT TO SAY?!?” “I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE TIRED!” “I NEED YOUR CLICKS LIKE NO ONE ELSE!” So he feels important Melania is out with Trudeau You can’t admire A grown man crying, stomping about He should be fired Keeping us up, while prancing in the dark He holds his hostages dearer Telling them everything is gonna be great Blames the stick-up on Viagra “Blue pills are just as evil as blue states!” “Someone should call a doctor” “I’ve had this mushroom bump for 4 days” “Let’s all demand that Anthem” “Gives us something to cover this” You can’t admire A grown man crying, stomping about He should be fired Keeping us up, while prancing in the dark He grabs a mic, in a coma Plays the “PENIS!” game in a library He shouts “BINGO!” at nursing homes ‘Ven though he doesn’t know how to play All ca...
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).