As is typical, I had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past couple of weeks. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Trump built Noah's ark and made all the Corinthians pay for it.
#LostTrumpHistory
4,200 Likes, 886 Retweets
2) If someone asks Trump if he had anything to do with Epstein's death, my money is on him blaming video games...
#EpsteinSuicide #TrumpBodyCount
694 Likes, 192 Retweets
3) Trump: "I know rats; I have the best rats, believe me!"
#TrumpIsARat #Snark
669 Likes, 167 Retweets
4) Donald Trump wrote MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech. It was originally titled, "I Have the Best Dreams, Believe Me!"
#LostTrumpHistory
610 Likes, 112 Retweets
5) "I'll never forget the day I met this person. It was right after the 7/11 attacks. They were a first responder, and as you all know, I was there the entire time. They helped save people and I watched while eating a KFC bucket. That's bravery, folks. I'm so brave."
#TrumpEulogies
519 Likes, 102 Retweets
6) "So this guy died for our sins, huh? Well, let me tell you something. Nobody sins more than I do, okay? I know sins; I have the best sins, believe me!"
#TrumpEulogies
356 Likes, 73 Retweets
7) Dear Trumpsters:
El Paso: Shooter writes anti-immigrant Trump-inspired manifesto & follows through with hate crime.
Dayton: Shooter exhibits signs of mental illness, but has no problem purchasing firearms due to Trump's rollback of an Obama regulation.
Period.
#GunReform
290 Likes, 103 Retweets
8) Trump: "I know more about rats than Splinter does, believe me!"
#TrumpIsARat #Snark
277 Likes, 71 Retweets
9) Trump: "Speaking of rats, I had a pet rat once. I named him My Personal Lawyer Michael Cohen. I fed him nothing but covfefe. He died three days later. Very sad. Well, anyway, where's my hamberders?!?"
#TrumpIsARat #Snark
205 Likes, 54 Retweets
10) Yang: "I'm an Asian guy who likes math."
Trump: "Oh, yeah?!? I once knew an Asian guy. I'm not racist, but I called him..." [Bing Bing Bong Bong Bing Bing Bing GIF]
#DemDebate2 #Snark
156 Likes, 93 Retweets
10) CNN: "Julian Castro: Former HUD Secretary speaks"
Meanwhile, the current HUD Secretary has been sleeping for 2.5 years.
#DemDebate2
213 Likes, 36 Retweets
12) Donald Trump once won a school spelling bee with the word "hamberder," after asking for the "orange" of the word.
#LostTrumpHistory
203 Likes, 39 Retweets
13) Remember when GOPers asked us to not talk about the 9/11 attacks; that our only reasonable action was to pray; and there was no attempt to decrease terrorist attacks on U.S. soil? Yeah, me neither...
#ElPasoShooting #GunControlNow
154 Likes, 53 Retweets
14) Booker: "'Sh*thole countries'..."
GOPers: "Swearing on television? He should be ashamed of himself."
Booker: "I was quoting Donald Trump."
GOPers: "We'll pray for you."
Booker: "What about Donald?"
GOPers: "Right. We'll pray to him for you."
#DemDebate2 #Snark
146 Likes, 40 Retweets
15) Tapper: "In 5 seconds, tell me how you'd bring about world peace."
Candidate: "Okay, so I'd start by..."
Tapper: "Okay, time's up. Moving on..."
#DemDebate #Snark
127 Likes, 41 Retweets
16) Kid Rock: "I wanna be a douche boy, baby."
Mission accomplished!
#KidRock #Snark
132 Likes, 11 Retweets
17) Dear Trumpsters:
When a man sees and treats 99% of a race as a stereotype and/or inferior, he is a racist. That one "black friend" doesn't disprove this. In fact, by constantly invoking this black friend, you're only weakening your argument.
#TrumpIsARacist #AlSharpton #DonKing
110 Likes, 26 Retweets
18) Donald Trump was the first person to bowl a 300 with a golf ball. Yes, the golf ball was customized and his tiny fingers fit inside it.
#LostTrumpHistory
106 Likes, 29 Retweets
19) Donald Trump fixed Jesus's last supper at Trump Tower Grill. Taco bowls all around.
#LostTrumpHistory
102 Likes, 26 Retweets
20) Trump inspired the Wright Brothers by constructing the best paper airplane in history.
#LostTrumpHistory
99 Likes, 18 Retweets
21) The original Ten Commandments were written by Donald Trump. They included:
- Thou shalt not cheat on your 4th mistress.
- Thou shalt forever mooch off thy father.
- Thou shalt not kill alternative facts w/facts.
- Thou shalt not ever get f*cking caught, bigly.
#LostTrumpHistory
82 Likes, 18 Retweets
22) Dear Trumpsters:
If you're still not convinced that your dear leader is a racist, check out the latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "Calling a Racist a Racist." Psst, guess who this racist is? - (link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/calling-a-racist-a-racist/) ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/calling-a-ra…
#TrumpIsARacistRat
68 Likes, 25 Retweets
23) There was one time Donald Trump did in fact win the popular vote. In a landslide victory, he was voted most hated person at Trump University.
#LostTrumpHistory
74 Likes, 17 Retweets
23) "So he's dead, huh? I like people who don't get dead."
#TrumpEulogies
81 Likes, 10 Retweets
25) Dems: "Let's not cage children."
Reps: "F*cking socialists!"
#DemDebate2
71 Likes, 19 Retweets
26) Tapper: "Bernie, what do you say to Delaney, who disagrees with you on Medicare-for-all?"
Sanders: "F*ck him. Next question."
#DemDebate #Snark
79 Likes, 10 Retweets
27) Walmart: "Let's ban all the violent video games!"
Yes, because the toy gun in "Duck Hunt" was the one used in last weekend's mass shootings...
#BoycottWalmart
69 Likes, 19 Retweets
28) #TrumpIsARat, only: Dumber, weaker, meaner, uglier, a worse negotiator, smellier, more corrupt, and with a smaller penis.
67 Likes, 15 Retweets
29) Gillibrand: "When I become president, the first thing I'm gonna do is clean the ever living sh*t out of the White House, because it's dirty as f*ck."
#DemDebate #Snark
60 Likes, 16 Retweets
30) Trump: "May an invisible man be with victims of gun violence, for there's not a chance in hell Congress or I will be with you."
#ElPasoShooting #Snark
54 Likes, 11 Retweets
30) Donald Trump was the person to discover America. He thought it was Russia, and to this day, calls the country's natives Russkies.
#LostTrumpHistory
55 Likes, 10 Retweets
32) Buttigieg: "For the second time in two debates, I'm going to put hypocritical 'Christian' conservatives in their place."
#DemDebates
54 Likes, 8 Retweets
33) The only reason Donald Trump once said he knew more about ISIS than the generals was because he was the only King of Generals in U.S. history. He went by the name King of Generals Bone Spurs.
#LostTrumpHistory
43 Likes, 16 Retweets
33) Bash: "Vice President Biden, tell us the thing you hate most about Senator Harris, and Senator Harris, tell us what you think is Vice President Biden's most unattractive physical feature."
Booker: "Can't we all just get along?"
#DemDebate2 #Snark
50 Likes, 9 Retweets
35) Donald Trump was the first to conclude that the Earth is round, by saying, "There's no way the Earth is flat. A planet can't be a 10 if it's flat. Just not possible."
#LostTrumpHistory
46 Likes, 11 Retweets
36) "So this guy had a dream and then died. I've never had dreams and I'm still here. That can't be a coincidence. Don't dream, kids. They'll kill ya, especially if you have them near windmills."
#TrumpEulogies
45 Likes, 9 Retweets
37) The Titanic hitting an iceberg is fake news, for Donald Trump picked it up and tossed it over the iceberg before any damage could be done.
#LostTrumpHistory
47 Likes, 6 Retweets
38) The original "Mona Lisa" was done by Donald Trump, for Leonardo da Vinci used fake paints.
#LostTrumpHistory
46 Likes, 6 Retweets
39) GOPers: "Did you see that?!? Tim Ryan didn't place his hand over his heart during the National Anthem! Traitor!"
Meanwhile their hero, Donald Trump, places his hand over an area where he's been told a heart is located, yet he's just guessing, for he doesn't have one.
#DemDebates
39 Likes, 12 Retweets
40) Tapper: "There's a rumor going around, which I just started myself, that Beto called you a schmuck after drinking five Shirley Temples at an Applebee's. Care to respond?"
#DemDebate #Snark
38 Likes, 11 Retweets
40) Donald Trump was once told his humerus was racist, so he removed it with his bare hands so he'd no longer have a racist bone in his body.
#LostTrumpHistory
40 Likes, 9 Retweets
42) The dinosaurs went extinct only because Trump yelled "COVFEFE!" into a megaphone.
#LostTrumpHistory
33 Likes, 12 Retweets
43) Years from now, we're going to ask ourselves, "Where were you when Marianne Williamson uttered the words 'yada yada yada' on the debate stage?"
#DemDebate
42 Likes, 2 Retweets
44) "This might have been the second greatest man in the history of the world, next to me. He was tremendous, my hero, even though I didn't really know him or anything about him. So, yeah, David Duke..."
#TrumpEulogies
32 Likes, 9 Retweets
45) Delaney: "I'm the only Democratic candidate who isn't bashing President Obama."
Biden: "WTF did you just say about my BFF?!?"
#DemDebates #Snark
36 Likes, 3 Retweets
46) BREAKING NEWS: It takes 15 minutes for CNN to ask its first question in a Democratic debate.
#DemDebate
33 Likes, 5 Retweets
47) If this whole president thing doesn't work out, John Delaney may want to sell his face and smile to the creators of whack-a-mole. For some reason, that's the first thing I think of when I see him on the debate stage.
#DemDebates
30 Likes, 7 Retweets
48) This may be the only time I ever say this, but I wish the politicians could speak more tonight. When the most memorable part of a debate is the moderators, that does no good to the millions of undecided Democratic voters watching at home.
#DemDebate
31 Likes, 4 Retweets
49) The Loch Ness monster died during a game of butt bumpers with Donald Trump.
#LostTrumpHistory
30 Likes, 4 Retweets
49) Whenever a moderator directs a question toward Jay Inslee. [Surprised-look GIF]
#DemDebate
32 Likes, 2 Retweets
51) Williamson: "I'm running for president because it feels good, so so good. Can you all feel that? Just close your eyes, wave your arms around, be actualized, and like yeah. So so good."
#DemDebate #Snark
30 Likes, 3 Retweets
52) Hickenlooper: "I'm all about optimism. I'm Mr. Positive. Having said that, I want everyone to think they're dying right now..."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
27 Likes, 4 Retweets
53) Syracuse became the Syracuse Orangemen only after seeing Donald Trump next to carrots, Cheetos, and thinking, "Holy sh*t! That guy is the orangest of the bunch!"
#LostTrumpHistory
22 Likes, 6 Retweets
53) If this whole president thing doesn't work out, I envision Michael Bennet going on the road as a solo act - a hybrid death metal/folk rock band, where he plays the acoustic guitar while screaming into the mic.
#DemDebate
26 Likes, 2 Retweets
55) Before tonight
Trump: "I have words; I know the best words."
Tonight
Trump: "What are all these things? I don't know these words. Frickin' covfefe!"
#DemDebate #Snark
24 Likes, 2 Retweets
56) Tapper: "Senator Sanders, you and the president both have 'n's' in your names. Are you identical twins?"
#DemDebates #Snark
22 Likes, 3 Retweets
57) Tapper: "You spoke out against Senator Harris confronting Vice President Biden in the last debate. Care to confront her in this one?"
Gabbard: [Hell to the yeah GIF]
#DemDebate #Snark
18 Likes, 4 Retweets
57) Every time a CNN moderator says "thank you," replace that with "shut up," and it works roughly 99.786% of the time.
#DemDebate
20 Likes, 2 Retweets
59) Bush: "Nuculer"
Bullock: "That's 'nuculer.'"
Bush: "That's what I said."
Bullock: "That's what I'm saying to you."
Bush: "Nuculer"
Bullock: "No, 'nuculer'"
Bush: "Fine, you're right."
Bullock: "Touche."
#DemDebates #Snark
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
60) Wanna get drunk in less than 2 minutes? Take a shot every time Jake Tapper says, "Thank you, (fill-in-the-blank)."
#DemDebate2
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
61) Dem candidate 1: "Oh, friend. You're not very smart."
Dem candidate 2: "I consider you a friend too, but think you're dumber than me."
#DemDebate2 #Snark
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
61) Beto: "The only way we beat Donald Trump is with someone who had the most impressive Democratic loss in history."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
61) Ryan: "Above all else, I hope I captured your imagination tonight, because your imagination will have to work major overtime hours to think of me winning the Democratic nomination."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
17 Likes, 0 Retweets
64) Hickenlooper: "Tonight I'm trademarking the term 'besson,' which means 'small business lesson.' Can I do a mic drop here? Boom!"
#DemDebate #Snark
16 Likes, 0 Retweets
65) Tapper: "How do you respond?" (472 times through an hour)
#DemDebate #Snark
9 Likes, 5 Retweets
66) CNN: "Our goal tonight is to bring about at least one fist fight between the candidates. The best news team in history."
#DemDebate
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
67) Delaney: "This country is diseased, and even though I'm not a doctor, I'm the only one who knows the cure, believe me."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
68) Bash: "For our first fist-fight tonight, we bring to you Kamala Harris and Joe Biden."
Tapper: "Ding dong ding."
Lemon:
#DemDebate2
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
69) Bullock: "I'm gonna do my best Ted Theodore Logan impression all night. Bill & Ted's adventure wasn't nearly as excellent as the one you'll go on when I become president. Like totally."
#DemDebate #Snark
4 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 11,209 Likes, 2,533 Retweets (Averages of 162.4 Likes, 36.7 Retweets)
1) Trump built Noah's ark and made all the Corinthians pay for it.
#LostTrumpHistory
4,200 Likes, 886 Retweets
2) If someone asks Trump if he had anything to do with Epstein's death, my money is on him blaming video games...
#EpsteinSuicide #TrumpBodyCount
694 Likes, 192 Retweets
3) Trump: "I know rats; I have the best rats, believe me!"
#TrumpIsARat #Snark
669 Likes, 167 Retweets
4) Donald Trump wrote MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech. It was originally titled, "I Have the Best Dreams, Believe Me!"
#LostTrumpHistory
610 Likes, 112 Retweets
5) "I'll never forget the day I met this person. It was right after the 7/11 attacks. They were a first responder, and as you all know, I was there the entire time. They helped save people and I watched while eating a KFC bucket. That's bravery, folks. I'm so brave."
#TrumpEulogies
519 Likes, 102 Retweets
6) "So this guy died for our sins, huh? Well, let me tell you something. Nobody sins more than I do, okay? I know sins; I have the best sins, believe me!"
#TrumpEulogies
356 Likes, 73 Retweets
7) Dear Trumpsters:
El Paso: Shooter writes anti-immigrant Trump-inspired manifesto & follows through with hate crime.
Dayton: Shooter exhibits signs of mental illness, but has no problem purchasing firearms due to Trump's rollback of an Obama regulation.
Period.
#GunReform
290 Likes, 103 Retweets
8) Trump: "I know more about rats than Splinter does, believe me!"
#TrumpIsARat #Snark
277 Likes, 71 Retweets
9) Trump: "Speaking of rats, I had a pet rat once. I named him My Personal Lawyer Michael Cohen. I fed him nothing but covfefe. He died three days later. Very sad. Well, anyway, where's my hamberders?!?"
#TrumpIsARat #Snark
205 Likes, 54 Retweets
10) Yang: "I'm an Asian guy who likes math."
Trump: "Oh, yeah?!? I once knew an Asian guy. I'm not racist, but I called him..." [Bing Bing Bong Bong Bing Bing Bing GIF]
#DemDebate2 #Snark
156 Likes, 93 Retweets
10) CNN: "Julian Castro: Former HUD Secretary speaks"
Meanwhile, the current HUD Secretary has been sleeping for 2.5 years.
#DemDebate2
213 Likes, 36 Retweets
12) Donald Trump once won a school spelling bee with the word "hamberder," after asking for the "orange" of the word.
#LostTrumpHistory
203 Likes, 39 Retweets
13) Remember when GOPers asked us to not talk about the 9/11 attacks; that our only reasonable action was to pray; and there was no attempt to decrease terrorist attacks on U.S. soil? Yeah, me neither...
#ElPasoShooting #GunControlNow
154 Likes, 53 Retweets
14) Booker: "'Sh*thole countries'..."
GOPers: "Swearing on television? He should be ashamed of himself."
Booker: "I was quoting Donald Trump."
GOPers: "We'll pray for you."
Booker: "What about Donald?"
GOPers: "Right. We'll pray to him for you."
#DemDebate2 #Snark
146 Likes, 40 Retweets
15) Tapper: "In 5 seconds, tell me how you'd bring about world peace."
Candidate: "Okay, so I'd start by..."
Tapper: "Okay, time's up. Moving on..."
#DemDebate #Snark
127 Likes, 41 Retweets
16) Kid Rock: "I wanna be a douche boy, baby."
Mission accomplished!
#KidRock #Snark
132 Likes, 11 Retweets
17) Dear Trumpsters:
When a man sees and treats 99% of a race as a stereotype and/or inferior, he is a racist. That one "black friend" doesn't disprove this. In fact, by constantly invoking this black friend, you're only weakening your argument.
#TrumpIsARacist #AlSharpton #DonKing
110 Likes, 26 Retweets
18) Donald Trump was the first person to bowl a 300 with a golf ball. Yes, the golf ball was customized and his tiny fingers fit inside it.
#LostTrumpHistory
106 Likes, 29 Retweets
19) Donald Trump fixed Jesus's last supper at Trump Tower Grill. Taco bowls all around.
#LostTrumpHistory
102 Likes, 26 Retweets
20) Trump inspired the Wright Brothers by constructing the best paper airplane in history.
#LostTrumpHistory
99 Likes, 18 Retweets
21) The original Ten Commandments were written by Donald Trump. They included:
- Thou shalt not cheat on your 4th mistress.
- Thou shalt forever mooch off thy father.
- Thou shalt not kill alternative facts w/facts.
- Thou shalt not ever get f*cking caught, bigly.
#LostTrumpHistory
82 Likes, 18 Retweets
22) Dear Trumpsters:
If you're still not convinced that your dear leader is a racist, check out the latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "Calling a Racist a Racist." Psst, guess who this racist is? - (link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/calling-a-racist-a-racist/) ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/calling-a-ra…
#TrumpIsARacistRat
68 Likes, 25 Retweets
23) There was one time Donald Trump did in fact win the popular vote. In a landslide victory, he was voted most hated person at Trump University.
#LostTrumpHistory
74 Likes, 17 Retweets
23) "So he's dead, huh? I like people who don't get dead."
#TrumpEulogies
81 Likes, 10 Retweets
25) Dems: "Let's not cage children."
Reps: "F*cking socialists!"
#DemDebate2
71 Likes, 19 Retweets
26) Tapper: "Bernie, what do you say to Delaney, who disagrees with you on Medicare-for-all?"
Sanders: "F*ck him. Next question."
#DemDebate #Snark
79 Likes, 10 Retweets
27) Walmart: "Let's ban all the violent video games!"
Yes, because the toy gun in "Duck Hunt" was the one used in last weekend's mass shootings...
#BoycottWalmart
69 Likes, 19 Retweets
28) #TrumpIsARat, only: Dumber, weaker, meaner, uglier, a worse negotiator, smellier, more corrupt, and with a smaller penis.
67 Likes, 15 Retweets
29) Gillibrand: "When I become president, the first thing I'm gonna do is clean the ever living sh*t out of the White House, because it's dirty as f*ck."
#DemDebate #Snark
60 Likes, 16 Retweets
30) Trump: "May an invisible man be with victims of gun violence, for there's not a chance in hell Congress or I will be with you."
#ElPasoShooting #Snark
54 Likes, 11 Retweets
30) Donald Trump was the person to discover America. He thought it was Russia, and to this day, calls the country's natives Russkies.
#LostTrumpHistory
55 Likes, 10 Retweets
32) Buttigieg: "For the second time in two debates, I'm going to put hypocritical 'Christian' conservatives in their place."
#DemDebates
54 Likes, 8 Retweets
33) The only reason Donald Trump once said he knew more about ISIS than the generals was because he was the only King of Generals in U.S. history. He went by the name King of Generals Bone Spurs.
#LostTrumpHistory
43 Likes, 16 Retweets
33) Bash: "Vice President Biden, tell us the thing you hate most about Senator Harris, and Senator Harris, tell us what you think is Vice President Biden's most unattractive physical feature."
Booker: "Can't we all just get along?"
#DemDebate2 #Snark
50 Likes, 9 Retweets
35) Donald Trump was the first to conclude that the Earth is round, by saying, "There's no way the Earth is flat. A planet can't be a 10 if it's flat. Just not possible."
#LostTrumpHistory
46 Likes, 11 Retweets
36) "So this guy had a dream and then died. I've never had dreams and I'm still here. That can't be a coincidence. Don't dream, kids. They'll kill ya, especially if you have them near windmills."
#TrumpEulogies
45 Likes, 9 Retweets
37) The Titanic hitting an iceberg is fake news, for Donald Trump picked it up and tossed it over the iceberg before any damage could be done.
#LostTrumpHistory
47 Likes, 6 Retweets
38) The original "Mona Lisa" was done by Donald Trump, for Leonardo da Vinci used fake paints.
#LostTrumpHistory
46 Likes, 6 Retweets
39) GOPers: "Did you see that?!? Tim Ryan didn't place his hand over his heart during the National Anthem! Traitor!"
Meanwhile their hero, Donald Trump, places his hand over an area where he's been told a heart is located, yet he's just guessing, for he doesn't have one.
#DemDebates
39 Likes, 12 Retweets
40) Tapper: "There's a rumor going around, which I just started myself, that Beto called you a schmuck after drinking five Shirley Temples at an Applebee's. Care to respond?"
#DemDebate #Snark
38 Likes, 11 Retweets
40) Donald Trump was once told his humerus was racist, so he removed it with his bare hands so he'd no longer have a racist bone in his body.
#LostTrumpHistory
40 Likes, 9 Retweets
42) The dinosaurs went extinct only because Trump yelled "COVFEFE!" into a megaphone.
#LostTrumpHistory
33 Likes, 12 Retweets
43) Years from now, we're going to ask ourselves, "Where were you when Marianne Williamson uttered the words 'yada yada yada' on the debate stage?"
#DemDebate
42 Likes, 2 Retweets
44) "This might have been the second greatest man in the history of the world, next to me. He was tremendous, my hero, even though I didn't really know him or anything about him. So, yeah, David Duke..."
#TrumpEulogies
32 Likes, 9 Retweets
45) Delaney: "I'm the only Democratic candidate who isn't bashing President Obama."
Biden: "WTF did you just say about my BFF?!?"
#DemDebates #Snark
36 Likes, 3 Retweets
46) BREAKING NEWS: It takes 15 minutes for CNN to ask its first question in a Democratic debate.
#DemDebate
33 Likes, 5 Retweets
47) If this whole president thing doesn't work out, John Delaney may want to sell his face and smile to the creators of whack-a-mole. For some reason, that's the first thing I think of when I see him on the debate stage.
#DemDebates
30 Likes, 7 Retweets
48) This may be the only time I ever say this, but I wish the politicians could speak more tonight. When the most memorable part of a debate is the moderators, that does no good to the millions of undecided Democratic voters watching at home.
#DemDebate
31 Likes, 4 Retweets
49) The Loch Ness monster died during a game of butt bumpers with Donald Trump.
#LostTrumpHistory
30 Likes, 4 Retweets
49) Whenever a moderator directs a question toward Jay Inslee. [Surprised-look GIF]
#DemDebate
32 Likes, 2 Retweets
51) Williamson: "I'm running for president because it feels good, so so good. Can you all feel that? Just close your eyes, wave your arms around, be actualized, and like yeah. So so good."
#DemDebate #Snark
30 Likes, 3 Retweets
52) Hickenlooper: "I'm all about optimism. I'm Mr. Positive. Having said that, I want everyone to think they're dying right now..."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
27 Likes, 4 Retweets
53) Syracuse became the Syracuse Orangemen only after seeing Donald Trump next to carrots, Cheetos, and thinking, "Holy sh*t! That guy is the orangest of the bunch!"
#LostTrumpHistory
22 Likes, 6 Retweets
53) If this whole president thing doesn't work out, I envision Michael Bennet going on the road as a solo act - a hybrid death metal/folk rock band, where he plays the acoustic guitar while screaming into the mic.
#DemDebate
26 Likes, 2 Retweets
55) Before tonight
Trump: "I have words; I know the best words."
Tonight
Trump: "What are all these things? I don't know these words. Frickin' covfefe!"
#DemDebate #Snark
24 Likes, 2 Retweets
56) Tapper: "Senator Sanders, you and the president both have 'n's' in your names. Are you identical twins?"
#DemDebates #Snark
22 Likes, 3 Retweets
57) Tapper: "You spoke out against Senator Harris confronting Vice President Biden in the last debate. Care to confront her in this one?"
Gabbard: [Hell to the yeah GIF]
#DemDebate #Snark
18 Likes, 4 Retweets
57) Every time a CNN moderator says "thank you," replace that with "shut up," and it works roughly 99.786% of the time.
#DemDebate
20 Likes, 2 Retweets
59) Bush: "Nuculer"
Bullock: "That's 'nuculer.'"
Bush: "That's what I said."
Bullock: "That's what I'm saying to you."
Bush: "Nuculer"
Bullock: "No, 'nuculer'"
Bush: "Fine, you're right."
Bullock: "Touche."
#DemDebates #Snark
16 Likes, 4 Retweets
60) Wanna get drunk in less than 2 minutes? Take a shot every time Jake Tapper says, "Thank you, (fill-in-the-blank)."
#DemDebate2
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
61) Dem candidate 1: "Oh, friend. You're not very smart."
Dem candidate 2: "I consider you a friend too, but think you're dumber than me."
#DemDebate2 #Snark
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
61) Beto: "The only way we beat Donald Trump is with someone who had the most impressive Democratic loss in history."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
61) Ryan: "Above all else, I hope I captured your imagination tonight, because your imagination will have to work major overtime hours to think of me winning the Democratic nomination."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
17 Likes, 0 Retweets
64) Hickenlooper: "Tonight I'm trademarking the term 'besson,' which means 'small business lesson.' Can I do a mic drop here? Boom!"
#DemDebate #Snark
16 Likes, 0 Retweets
65) Tapper: "How do you respond?" (472 times through an hour)
#DemDebate #Snark
9 Likes, 5 Retweets
66) CNN: "Our goal tonight is to bring about at least one fist fight between the candidates. The best news team in history."
#DemDebate
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
67) Delaney: "This country is diseased, and even though I'm not a doctor, I'm the only one who knows the cure, believe me."
#DemocraticDebate #Snark
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
68) Bash: "For our first fist-fight tonight, we bring to you Kamala Harris and Joe Biden."
Tapper: "Ding dong ding."
Lemon:
#DemDebate2
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
69) Bullock: "I'm gonna do my best Ted Theodore Logan impression all night. Bill & Ted's adventure wasn't nearly as excellent as the one you'll go on when I become president. Like totally."
#DemDebate #Snark
4 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 11,209 Likes, 2,533 Retweets (Averages of 162.4 Likes, 36.7 Retweets)
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