I've had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past couple of weeks. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) #Trump2020NowMoreThanEver
What, for imprisonment? If that's the case, I completely agree.
6,257 Likes, 550 Retweets
2) So where were you during Trump's first 18,766 lies of his presidency?
Twitter: "Look, it's like that old saying goes, 'Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 18,767 times, and well, that's just going one lie too far right there.'"
#FactCheck
819 Likes, 255 Retweets
3) BREAKING NEWS: "The Republican Party has decided to hold its 2020 convention in Donald Trump's underground bunker. Trump has decided to refer to the convention and his bunker as 'Home of the Brave.'"
#bunkerbabytrump
550 Likes, 160 Retweets
4) Dear #LadyG:
If you switched parties, you wouldn't need to hide your sexuality. Come on over to the dark side.
613 Likes, 88 Retweets
5) Trump: "Places of worship are essential!"
If God is omnipresent and one worships God, then no matter where you are, wouldn't that essentially be a place of worship?
#StayHome #COVIDー19
430 Likes, 90 Retweets
6) At a Trump University math class
Professor: "What's 2 + 2?"
Trump: "6!"
Professor: "It's actually 4."
Trump: "No, no! You can't do that! You can't do that! That's my free speech! I'm gonna sue you!"
#FactCheck #FactCheckTrump
385 Likes, 93 Retweets
7) I'm seeing a lot of people calling for Trump's Twitter account to be removed, adding, "Maybe you'll do your job for a change!" This is exactly why I don't want his Twitter account to be removed. The less actual work this maniacal ignoramus does, the better.
#FactCheck
358 Likes, 55 Retweets
8) Dear fellow white people:
#BlackLivesMatter doesn't mean "only black lives matter." It means "black lives matter too." So until you explicitly state that black lives do, in fact, matter, cut it out with the "all lives matter" bullsh*t. Thanks.
271 Likes, 78 Retweets
9) This country has officially been diagnosed with stage 45 cancer. To rid ourselves of it, we must vote Donald Trump out of office on November 3rd. Then, like a miracle, he'll disappear on January 20th.
#GeorgeFloydProtests #BlackLivesMatter
256 Likes, 88 Retweets
10) "Zuckerberg Says Twitter Is Wrong to Fact-Check Trump"
Mark Zuckerberg is a p*ssy.
Fact-check: "True AF."
https://www.newsweek.com/zuckerberg-says-twitter-wrong-fact-check-trump-1506958 …
#FactCheck #FactCheckTrump
267 Likes, 64 Retweets
11) I find it interesting how Trumpers claim to believe in and love a creator they call God, yet treat individuals like Barack Obama, Bill Gates, Hillary Clinton, and George Soros as if they're omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent, and loathe them with a passion.
#DeepThoughts
204 Likes, 41 Retweets
12) At the current rate, we'll reach 100,000 #COVID-related deaths on Memorial Day. Let that sink in...
179 Likes, 50 Retweets
13) Trump gets warned about #COVID
Trump: "Eh, let's wait a couple months and see what happens. There's no rush."
Trump gets fact-checked on Twitter
Trump: "Emergency! We have a national emergency here, people! Let's get this sh*t taken care of! Tomorrow? No, not soon enough! Now!"
149 Likes, 73 Retweets
14) Trump wanting to shut down Twitter. That'd be like a skunk asking for its spray to be removed. It'd thereby have more trouble instigating fear and spreading it's stench for miles at a time.
#FactCheck #TwitterFactCheck #SkunkPresident
182 Likes, 46 Retweets
15) While it's unfair and wrong for Trump to be held to a different standard with his social media behavior, it is oddly amusing to see how fact-checks make him squirm, and the longer his account is on, the more evidence there will be against him when we vote him out.
#Twitter
167 Likes, 37 Retweets
16) Trumpers: "Donald Trump is the toughest man in the history of the world!"
Protesters: "Black lives matter! Black lives matter! Black lives matter!"
Trump: "Bunker!!!"
#GeorgeFloydProtests #BlackLivesMatter #DonaldTrumpIsAWimp
156 Likes, 45 Retweets
17) "#ThankYouForYourService."
What are five words which have never been directed at Donald Trump, unless done so in a sarcastic manner?
"That is correct."
169 Likes, 18 Retweets
18) You're the only President of the United States. If you don't want this job, resign. You're going to get voted out in a few months anyway - at which point we'll all be saying, "Karen, you're fired!"
#Twitter #FactCheckTrump https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1266346957611708417 …
139 Likes, 31 Retweets
19) "You have an opportunity to take down Osama bin Laden. If the mission fails, however, the consequences could be devastating. What do you do?"
Obama: "I think that's a risk worth taking."
Trump: "Take me to the bunker!!!"
#BunkerBoy #BunkerTrump
129 Likes, 37 Retweets
20) GOP: "Trump had guts to walk a few feet, surrounded by security, with literally no risk of harm."
If this were "Rambo..."
Rambo: "I'm goin' to my mailbox! Where's my protection? Where's the bunker, just in case? Carry me! Bone-spurs!"
GOP: "He's so brave!"
#bunkerbabytrump
134 Likes, 32 Retweets
21) Dear Bunker Baby-in-Chief:
You can't claim to be a law-and-order president when you claim yourself to be above the law.
#DictatorTrump #TrumpDictatorship
120 Likes, 45 Retweets
22) A black man gets murdered by police and Donald Trump has the gall to b1tch about getting fact-checked on Twitter? That's the definition of a "white person problem!"
Well, he's a mix of white and orange, and there's debate that he's an actual person, but still...
#GeorgeFloyd
118 Likes, 23 Retweets
23) Headline: "Trump declares himself the law and order president"
More like, "Impeached disorderly criminal ignoramus declares himself the law and order president."
#TrumpDictatorship
110 Likes, 25 Retweets
24) "At least 100,000 people were killed in the making of this film."
#TrumpCOVIDReviews
105 Likes, 25 Retweets
25) This tweet is proof education is essential.
Trump's new 2020 slogan: "Keeping America Much Very Good"
#COVIDー19 #coronavirus https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1264748330594287622 …
91 Likes, 27 Retweets
26) Yesterday: "White House asks CDC to investigate #coronavirus spread in LA area"
Today: "DOJ warns LA officials stay-home extension may be arbitrary and unlawful"
Translation: The White House wants more people in LA to die.
86 Likes, 29 Retweets
27) Current #COVID numbers
- US has 4.3% of the world's population.
- US has 30.7% of the world's #Coronavirus cases.
- US has 28.6% of the world's Coronavirus deaths.
- If nothing had been done, COVID would have resulted in 2,889,357 deaths in the US.
71 Likes, 39 Retweets
28) #COVID pandemic
- Trump ignores it for a couple of months & then deflects blame.
#GeorgeFloydProtest
- Trump ignores police brutality, systemic racism, murder, & then deflects blame.
#TwitterFactCheck
- Oh, he's all over that sh*t.
Can we get a leader in the House please?
78 Likes, 29 Retweets
29) #BlackLivesMatter #GeorgeFloydProtests pic.twitter.com/1BGxINzjLe
80 Likes, 24 Retweets
30) Anti-fascists
Trump: "Terrorists!"
Fascists
Trump: "Very fine people!"
#GeorgeFloydProtests #BlackLivesMatter
71 Likes, 26 Retweets
31) "Pat Robertson Blasts Trump for Lack of ‘Love’ in Response to Protests"
What he said. Wait, WTF?!? https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/pat-robertson-blasts-trump-lack-211602360.html …
#TrumpDictatorship
75 Likes, 18 Retweets
32) Trump: "I'm gonna kill every last one of you!"
GOP: "Hey, watch your tone! People will think you're angry or something!"
#TrumpDictatorship #Snark
79 Likes, 14 Retweets
33) A bad cop
GOP: "There's a rotten egg in every group. You can't judge the group by the egg."
A bad protester
GOP: "They're all the same. They're all rotten. If you've seen one, you've seen them all. Bigly."
#BlackLivesMatter #GeorgeFloydProtests
69 Likes, 22 Retweets
34) Translation: "My administration has done more to demonize and endanger the lives of the black community than any President since that one guy - you know, like slavery and sh*t."
#TrumpDictatorship
#DictatorTrump https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1267885675338219520 …
69 Likes, 20 Retweets
35) Isn't it something that a black man taking a knee as a silent protest against police brutality riles some more than a cop killing a black man by taking a knee on his neck? ...and they still wonder why the #BlackLivesMatter movement started...
#GeorgeFloydProtests
70 Likes, 19 Retweets
36) Eh, we passed 100,000 deaths yesterday - by far the most in the world...
#COVID19 #coronavirus https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1265613475809763328 …
61 Likes, 25 Retweets
37) "Krist Novoselic Praises Trump for 'Strong and Direct' Law and Order Speech"
This smells like aging, has-been spirit to me... https://consequenceofsound.net/2020/06/krist-novoselic-donald-trump-speech/ …
#TrumpDictatorship #DictatorTrump
68 Likes, 9 Retweets
38) Michael Moore (LAPD): "When you think about it, history textbooks in schools have just as much to do with the Holocaust as Hitler did."
#GeorgeFloydProtests #BlackLivesMatter #Snark
58 Likes, 17 Retweets
39) #Trump2020NowMoreThanEver if, if... Okay, there's absolutely no reason to reelect the Bunker Baby Cheeto-in-Chief.
64 Likes, 7 Retweets
40) "Trump claims he was in bunker for a ‘tiny' period of time to inspect it"
Yeah, inspect his pants for all the piss and sh*t that was in them... https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/03/trump-bunker-george-floyd-protests …
#GeorgeFloydProtests #bunkerbabytrump
59 Likes, 11 Retweets
41) Dan Patrick (TX)
A couple weeks ago: "The economy is more important than elders living."
Today: "The only way to stop racism is by accepting Jesus Christ."
Combined: "The only way to stop racism is by asking Jesus to kill our elders."
#DanPatrick #DanPatrickLogic
59 Likes, 10 Retweets
42) How to avoid contracting #COVID or get over it, according to Donald Trump:
- The bright solar eclipse thingy
- Put some Clorox on it
- Hydroxychloroquine
- Insulin (diabetes is irrelevant)
- Pet jellyfish
- Count to 45
- Recreate the tongue-on-pole scene from "A Christmas Story"
56 Likes, 12 Retweets
43) You've been around for nearly 74 years and all you got was a lousy red hat you can't even read.
#DictatorTrump #TrumpDictatorship https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1267907954537312256 …
55 Likes, 10 Retweets
44) Feb. 26
#COVID deaths: 0
Trump: "We only have 15 cases and they'll be down to 0 in a couple days."
May 26
COVID deaths: 100,000+
Trump: "I'm doing great things."
#coronavirus https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1265296994056183809 …
42 Likes, 21 Retweets
45) I just finished writing a Trump rock opera parody, to the tune of Green Day's album, "American Idiot." I hope to be recording soon. It's entitled, "Arrogant Covidiot." Here's the tracklist. Stay tuned!
#COVID19 #coronavirus
53 Likes, 8 Retweets
46) Trump: "George Floyd's probably looking down right now, very happy."
Translation: "It's better to be dead than to live under my leadership."
#GeorgeFloyd
49 Likes, 10 Retweets
47) #DonaldTrumpIsARacist
#DonaldTrumpIsAFraud
#DonaldTrumpIsASexist
#DonaldTrumpIsAXenophobe
#DonaldTrumpIsAnIgnoramus
#DonaldTrumpIsALiar
#DonaldTrumpIsANarcissist
#DonaldTrumpIsADanger
#DonaldTrumpIsAPOS
#DonaldTrumpIsACriminal
#DonaldTrumpIsAnAdulterer
#DonaldTrumpIsATraitor
40 Likes, 17 Retweets
48) #DonaldTrump
- Asked Russia to interfere in our election
- Bribed Ukraine to interfere in another election
- Lied 19k+ times
- Has called the media the "enemy of the people"
- Has embraced dictatorial adversaries and rejected allies
43 Likes, 14 Retweets
49) #Trump2020NowMoreThanEver if you want to live here. pic.twitter.com/WMqhAzHdIN
42 Likes, 13 Retweets
50) United States
"President": Republican
#COVID deaths: 100,000
It's as if Republicans' policies don't work...
#coronavirus https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1264986843948277760 …
40 Likes, 13 Retweets
51) This is quite the misleading headline. I read the article. There were what, 2 doctors mentioned? In a state of almost 40 million people? That'd be like 5 people in Beijing celebrating Easter and then saying, "China is a Christian nation."
#COVID19 https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1263660386634600448
42 Likes, 11 Retweets
52) - Millions are losing their jobs weekly.
- The unemployment rate is at its highest since the depression.
- A majority disapprove of Trump's #COVID response, yet still approve his handling of the economy.
Eh, if it weren't for his awful COVID response, we'd have a better economy.
44 Likes, 9 Retweets
53) "It was so bad, we give it five Clorox chugs."
#TrumpCOVIDReviews
47 Likes, 5 Retweets
54) Sir, the country is a mess. It needs direction, leadership, inspiration, a sense of unity. Would you like me to write you such a speech?"
Trump: "No, that won't be necessary."
What should we do then?
Trump: "Bomb them."
#DictatorTrump #TrumpDictatorship #Snark
40 Likes, 9 Retweets
55) Why couldn't you fight in the war?
Trump: "Bigly bone-spurs"
When did you get those?
Trump: "While hiding in a bunker"
Why were you doing that?
Trump: "This giant flying thing with wings"
What scares you?
Trump: "Nothing"
Black lives matter.
Trump: "Ahhhhh!!!"
#BunkerDon #Snark pic.twitter.com/SYaMTWnAmG
34 Likes, 14 Retweets
56) #JobsReport
Trump: "Look, we were down 45-7 heading to the 4th quarter, got a safety, which made it 45-9 at game's end. I think this proves we're going to be great again soon, very very soon, bigly."
#Snark
41 Likes, 5 Retweets
57) You might want to go back to your bunker to inspect the bullsh*t that resides in this tweet. Don't hurry back.
#BlackLivesMatter #bunkerbabytrump https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1268167411230007300 …
43 Likes, 3 Retweets
58) #Trump2020NowMoreThanEver if you want to complete the transformation of turning the USA into the USSR.
38 Likes, 3 Retweets
59) #JobsReport
Donald Trump lights a country on fire; tells people to put out some of it; and Trumpers "heil" him as the Firefighter-in-Chief.
34 Likes, 6 Retweets
60) "This was handled so poorly, it makes Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room' look like 'Casablanca'."
#TrumpCOVIDReviews
32 Likes, 6 Retweets
61) Were you there last night? If so, then DC had a problem - a "bigly" one.
#TrumpDictatorship #DictatorTrump https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1267808120136511489 …
33 Likes, 4 Retweets
62) #Trump2020NowMoreThanEver if you want to make and keep Russia great (again).
32 Likes, 3 Retweets
63) It's because of you over 100,000 people have died in this country due to #COVID; tens of millions are out of work; your approval is down to 42.5%; you're getting crushed by a guy you call Sleepy Joe. How will you turn the tide?
Trump: "Fail at taking away people's free speech." pic.twitter.com/GsHSJ3X07W
22 Likes, 10 Retweets
64) Projection.
EVERYONE WAKE UP AND VOTE. This lowlife and loser - Donald Trump - is ripping you apart. Act November 3rd! Don't make the same horrible and deadly mistake again!!!
Projection.
#TrumpDictatorship #DictatorTrump https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1267835873405665282 …
28 Likes, 4 Retweets
65) Oh, really? So when you claimed we had just 15 cases of #coronavirus, would be at zero very soon, and we're now at 100,000 deaths, this means we're ahead of schedule? When you wanted to reopen on April 12th and it's now May 26th, this is ahead of schedule?
#COVID https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1265277965383983104 … pic.twitter.com/KYh3UUPPd7
25 Likes, 6 Retweets
66) Closed #COVID cases
Worldwide
Cases: 2,700,974
Recovered: 2,354,071 (87.2%)
Deaths: 346,933 (12.8%)
Russia
Cases: 122,431
Recovered: 118,798 (97.0%)
Deaths: 3,633 (3.0%)
Yeah, I'm not buying it...
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/?utm_campaign=homeAdTOA …?
#coronavirus
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
67) Trump giving a eulogy: "Just look at him. I don't think he's ever been happier."
#GeorgeFloyd #Snark
24 Likes, 3 Retweets
68) WTF you talkin' 'bout?!?
#DictatorTrump #TrumpDictatorship https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1267838101340196866 … pic.twitter.com/bedI7i59yO
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
69) Two books:
1) "Never Give the Keys of Your Jaguar to a Toddler" - An adult-themed children's book, where I satirize Trump becoming president.
2) "Nick 'The Quick' Load" - A porn satire, where an aspiring porn star has problems with premature ejaculation.
#PitMad
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals:14,491 Likes, 2,623 Retweets (Averages of 210.0 Likes, 38.0 Retweets)
1) #Trump2020NowMoreThanEver
What, for imprisonment? If that's the case, I completely agree.
6,257 Likes, 550 Retweets
2) So where were you during Trump's first 18,766 lies of his presidency?
Twitter: "Look, it's like that old saying goes, 'Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 18,767 times, and well, that's just going one lie too far right there.'"
#FactCheck
819 Likes, 255 Retweets
3) BREAKING NEWS: "The Republican Party has decided to hold its 2020 convention in Donald Trump's underground bunker. Trump has decided to refer to the convention and his bunker as 'Home of the Brave.'"
#bunkerbabytrump
550 Likes, 160 Retweets
4) Dear #LadyG:
If you switched parties, you wouldn't need to hide your sexuality. Come on over to the dark side.
613 Likes, 88 Retweets
5) Trump: "Places of worship are essential!"
If God is omnipresent and one worships God, then no matter where you are, wouldn't that essentially be a place of worship?
#StayHome #COVIDー19
430 Likes, 90 Retweets
6) At a Trump University math class
Professor: "What's 2 + 2?"
Trump: "6!"
Professor: "It's actually 4."
Trump: "No, no! You can't do that! You can't do that! That's my free speech! I'm gonna sue you!"
#FactCheck #FactCheckTrump
385 Likes, 93 Retweets
7) I'm seeing a lot of people calling for Trump's Twitter account to be removed, adding, "Maybe you'll do your job for a change!" This is exactly why I don't want his Twitter account to be removed. The less actual work this maniacal ignoramus does, the better.
#FactCheck
358 Likes, 55 Retweets
8) Dear fellow white people:
#BlackLivesMatter doesn't mean "only black lives matter." It means "black lives matter too." So until you explicitly state that black lives do, in fact, matter, cut it out with the "all lives matter" bullsh*t. Thanks.
271 Likes, 78 Retweets
9) This country has officially been diagnosed with stage 45 cancer. To rid ourselves of it, we must vote Donald Trump out of office on November 3rd. Then, like a miracle, he'll disappear on January 20th.
#GeorgeFloydProtests #BlackLivesMatter
256 Likes, 88 Retweets
10) "Zuckerberg Says Twitter Is Wrong to Fact-Check Trump"
Mark Zuckerberg is a p*ssy.
Fact-check: "True AF."
https://www.newsweek.com/zuckerberg-says-twitter-wrong-fact-check-trump-1506958 …
#FactCheck #FactCheckTrump
267 Likes, 64 Retweets
11) I find it interesting how Trumpers claim to believe in and love a creator they call God, yet treat individuals like Barack Obama, Bill Gates, Hillary Clinton, and George Soros as if they're omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent, and loathe them with a passion.
#DeepThoughts
204 Likes, 41 Retweets
12) At the current rate, we'll reach 100,000 #COVID-related deaths on Memorial Day. Let that sink in...
179 Likes, 50 Retweets
13) Trump gets warned about #COVID
Trump: "Eh, let's wait a couple months and see what happens. There's no rush."
Trump gets fact-checked on Twitter
Trump: "Emergency! We have a national emergency here, people! Let's get this sh*t taken care of! Tomorrow? No, not soon enough! Now!"
149 Likes, 73 Retweets
14) Trump wanting to shut down Twitter. That'd be like a skunk asking for its spray to be removed. It'd thereby have more trouble instigating fear and spreading it's stench for miles at a time.
#FactCheck #TwitterFactCheck #SkunkPresident
182 Likes, 46 Retweets
15) While it's unfair and wrong for Trump to be held to a different standard with his social media behavior, it is oddly amusing to see how fact-checks make him squirm, and the longer his account is on, the more evidence there will be against him when we vote him out.
167 Likes, 37 Retweets
16) Trumpers: "Donald Trump is the toughest man in the history of the world!"
Protesters: "Black lives matter! Black lives matter! Black lives matter!"
Trump: "Bunker!!!"
#GeorgeFloydProtests #BlackLivesMatter #DonaldTrumpIsAWimp
156 Likes, 45 Retweets
17) "#ThankYouForYourService."
What are five words which have never been directed at Donald Trump, unless done so in a sarcastic manner?
"That is correct."
169 Likes, 18 Retweets
18) You're the only President of the United States. If you don't want this job, resign. You're going to get voted out in a few months anyway - at which point we'll all be saying, "Karen, you're fired!"
#Twitter #FactCheckTrump https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1266346957611708417 …
139 Likes, 31 Retweets
19) "You have an opportunity to take down Osama bin Laden. If the mission fails, however, the consequences could be devastating. What do you do?"
Obama: "I think that's a risk worth taking."
Trump: "Take me to the bunker!!!"
#BunkerBoy #BunkerTrump
129 Likes, 37 Retweets
20) GOP: "Trump had guts to walk a few feet, surrounded by security, with literally no risk of harm."
If this were "Rambo..."
Rambo: "I'm goin' to my mailbox! Where's my protection? Where's the bunker, just in case? Carry me! Bone-spurs!"
GOP: "He's so brave!"
#bunkerbabytrump
134 Likes, 32 Retweets
21) Dear Bunker Baby-in-Chief:
You can't claim to be a law-and-order president when you claim yourself to be above the law.
#DictatorTrump #TrumpDictatorship
120 Likes, 45 Retweets
22) A black man gets murdered by police and Donald Trump has the gall to b1tch about getting fact-checked on Twitter? That's the definition of a "white person problem!"
Well, he's a mix of white and orange, and there's debate that he's an actual person, but still...
#GeorgeFloyd
118 Likes, 23 Retweets
23) Headline: "Trump declares himself the law and order president"
More like, "Impeached disorderly criminal ignoramus declares himself the law and order president."
#TrumpDictatorship
110 Likes, 25 Retweets
24) "At least 100,000 people were killed in the making of this film."
#TrumpCOVIDReviews
105 Likes, 25 Retweets
25) This tweet is proof education is essential.
Trump's new 2020 slogan: "Keeping America Much Very Good"
#COVIDー19 #coronavirus https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1264748330594287622 …
91 Likes, 27 Retweets
26) Yesterday: "White House asks CDC to investigate #coronavirus spread in LA area"
Today: "DOJ warns LA officials stay-home extension may be arbitrary and unlawful"
Translation: The White House wants more people in LA to die.
86 Likes, 29 Retweets
27) Current #COVID numbers
- US has 4.3% of the world's population.
- US has 30.7% of the world's #Coronavirus cases.
- US has 28.6% of the world's Coronavirus deaths.
- If nothing had been done, COVID would have resulted in 2,889,357 deaths in the US.
71 Likes, 39 Retweets
28) #COVID pandemic
- Trump ignores it for a couple of months & then deflects blame.
#GeorgeFloydProtest
- Trump ignores police brutality, systemic racism, murder, & then deflects blame.
#TwitterFactCheck
- Oh, he's all over that sh*t.
Can we get a leader in the House please?
78 Likes, 29 Retweets
29) #BlackLivesMatter #GeorgeFloydProtests pic.twitter.com/1BGxINzjLe
80 Likes, 24 Retweets
30) Anti-fascists
Trump: "Terrorists!"
Fascists
Trump: "Very fine people!"
#GeorgeFloydProtests #BlackLivesMatter
71 Likes, 26 Retweets
31) "Pat Robertson Blasts Trump for Lack of ‘Love’ in Response to Protests"
What he said. Wait, WTF?!? https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/pat-robertson-blasts-trump-lack-211602360.html …
#TrumpDictatorship
75 Likes, 18 Retweets
32) Trump: "I'm gonna kill every last one of you!"
GOP: "Hey, watch your tone! People will think you're angry or something!"
#TrumpDictatorship #Snark
79 Likes, 14 Retweets
33) A bad cop
GOP: "There's a rotten egg in every group. You can't judge the group by the egg."
A bad protester
GOP: "They're all the same. They're all rotten. If you've seen one, you've seen them all. Bigly."
#BlackLivesMatter #GeorgeFloydProtests
69 Likes, 22 Retweets
34) Translation: "My administration has done more to demonize and endanger the lives of the black community than any President since that one guy - you know, like slavery and sh*t."
#TrumpDictatorship
#DictatorTrump https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1267885675338219520 …
69 Likes, 20 Retweets
35) Isn't it something that a black man taking a knee as a silent protest against police brutality riles some more than a cop killing a black man by taking a knee on his neck? ...and they still wonder why the #BlackLivesMatter movement started...
#GeorgeFloydProtests
70 Likes, 19 Retweets
36) Eh, we passed 100,000 deaths yesterday - by far the most in the world...
#COVID19 #coronavirus https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1265613475809763328 …
61 Likes, 25 Retweets
37) "Krist Novoselic Praises Trump for 'Strong and Direct' Law and Order Speech"
This smells like aging, has-been spirit to me... https://consequenceofsound.net/2020/06/krist-novoselic-donald-trump-speech/ …
#TrumpDictatorship #DictatorTrump
68 Likes, 9 Retweets
38) Michael Moore (LAPD): "When you think about it, history textbooks in schools have just as much to do with the Holocaust as Hitler did."
#GeorgeFloydProtests #BlackLivesMatter #Snark
58 Likes, 17 Retweets
39) #Trump2020NowMoreThanEver if, if... Okay, there's absolutely no reason to reelect the Bunker Baby Cheeto-in-Chief.
64 Likes, 7 Retweets
40) "Trump claims he was in bunker for a ‘tiny' period of time to inspect it"
Yeah, inspect his pants for all the piss and sh*t that was in them... https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/03/trump-bunker-george-floyd-protests …
#GeorgeFloydProtests #bunkerbabytrump
59 Likes, 11 Retweets
41) Dan Patrick (TX)
A couple weeks ago: "The economy is more important than elders living."
Today: "The only way to stop racism is by accepting Jesus Christ."
Combined: "The only way to stop racism is by asking Jesus to kill our elders."
#DanPatrick #DanPatrickLogic
59 Likes, 10 Retweets
42) How to avoid contracting #COVID or get over it, according to Donald Trump:
- The bright solar eclipse thingy
- Put some Clorox on it
- Hydroxychloroquine
- Insulin (diabetes is irrelevant)
- Pet jellyfish
- Count to 45
- Recreate the tongue-on-pole scene from "A Christmas Story"
56 Likes, 12 Retweets
43) You've been around for nearly 74 years and all you got was a lousy red hat you can't even read.
#DictatorTrump #TrumpDictatorship https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1267907954537312256 …
55 Likes, 10 Retweets
44) Feb. 26
#COVID deaths: 0
Trump: "We only have 15 cases and they'll be down to 0 in a couple days."
May 26
COVID deaths: 100,000+
Trump: "I'm doing great things."
#coronavirus https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1265296994056183809 …
42 Likes, 21 Retweets
45) I just finished writing a Trump rock opera parody, to the tune of Green Day's album, "American Idiot." I hope to be recording soon. It's entitled, "Arrogant Covidiot." Here's the tracklist. Stay tuned!
#COVID19 #coronavirus
53 Likes, 8 Retweets
46) Trump: "George Floyd's probably looking down right now, very happy."
Translation: "It's better to be dead than to live under my leadership."
#GeorgeFloyd
49 Likes, 10 Retweets
47) #DonaldTrumpIsARacist
#DonaldTrumpIsAFraud
#DonaldTrumpIsASexist
#DonaldTrumpIsAXenophobe
#DonaldTrumpIsAnIgnoramus
#DonaldTrumpIsALiar
#DonaldTrumpIsANarcissist
#DonaldTrumpIsADanger
#DonaldTrumpIsAPOS
#DonaldTrumpIsACriminal
#DonaldTrumpIsAnAdulterer
#DonaldTrumpIsATraitor
40 Likes, 17 Retweets
48) #DonaldTrump
- Asked Russia to interfere in our election
- Bribed Ukraine to interfere in another election
- Lied 19k+ times
- Has called the media the "enemy of the people"
- Has embraced dictatorial adversaries and rejected allies
43 Likes, 14 Retweets
49) #Trump2020NowMoreThanEver if you want to live here. pic.twitter.com/WMqhAzHdIN
42 Likes, 13 Retweets
50) United States
"President": Republican
#COVID deaths: 100,000
It's as if Republicans' policies don't work...
#coronavirus https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1264986843948277760 …
40 Likes, 13 Retweets
51) This is quite the misleading headline. I read the article. There were what, 2 doctors mentioned? In a state of almost 40 million people? That'd be like 5 people in Beijing celebrating Easter and then saying, "China is a Christian nation."
#COVID19 https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1263660386634600448
42 Likes, 11 Retweets
52) - Millions are losing their jobs weekly.
- The unemployment rate is at its highest since the depression.
- A majority disapprove of Trump's #COVID response, yet still approve his handling of the economy.
Eh, if it weren't for his awful COVID response, we'd have a better economy.
44 Likes, 9 Retweets
53) "It was so bad, we give it five Clorox chugs."
#TrumpCOVIDReviews
47 Likes, 5 Retweets
54) Sir, the country is a mess. It needs direction, leadership, inspiration, a sense of unity. Would you like me to write you such a speech?"
Trump: "No, that won't be necessary."
What should we do then?
Trump: "Bomb them."
#DictatorTrump #TrumpDictatorship #Snark
40 Likes, 9 Retweets
55) Why couldn't you fight in the war?
Trump: "Bigly bone-spurs"
When did you get those?
Trump: "While hiding in a bunker"
Why were you doing that?
Trump: "This giant flying thing with wings"
What scares you?
Trump: "Nothing"
Black lives matter.
Trump: "Ahhhhh!!!"
#BunkerDon #Snark pic.twitter.com/SYaMTWnAmG
34 Likes, 14 Retweets
56) #JobsReport
Trump: "Look, we were down 45-7 heading to the 4th quarter, got a safety, which made it 45-9 at game's end. I think this proves we're going to be great again soon, very very soon, bigly."
#Snark
41 Likes, 5 Retweets
57) You might want to go back to your bunker to inspect the bullsh*t that resides in this tweet. Don't hurry back.
#BlackLivesMatter #bunkerbabytrump https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1268167411230007300 …
43 Likes, 3 Retweets
58) #Trump2020NowMoreThanEver if you want to complete the transformation of turning the USA into the USSR.
38 Likes, 3 Retweets
59) #JobsReport
Donald Trump lights a country on fire; tells people to put out some of it; and Trumpers "heil" him as the Firefighter-in-Chief.
34 Likes, 6 Retweets
60) "This was handled so poorly, it makes Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room' look like 'Casablanca'."
#TrumpCOVIDReviews
32 Likes, 6 Retweets
61) Were you there last night? If so, then DC had a problem - a "bigly" one.
#TrumpDictatorship #DictatorTrump https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1267808120136511489 …
33 Likes, 4 Retweets
62) #Trump2020NowMoreThanEver if you want to make and keep Russia great (again).
32 Likes, 3 Retweets
63) It's because of you over 100,000 people have died in this country due to #COVID; tens of millions are out of work; your approval is down to 42.5%; you're getting crushed by a guy you call Sleepy Joe. How will you turn the tide?
Trump: "Fail at taking away people's free speech." pic.twitter.com/GsHSJ3X07W
22 Likes, 10 Retweets
64) Projection.
EVERYONE WAKE UP AND VOTE. This lowlife and loser - Donald Trump - is ripping you apart. Act November 3rd! Don't make the same horrible and deadly mistake again!!!
Projection.
#TrumpDictatorship #DictatorTrump https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1267835873405665282 …
28 Likes, 4 Retweets
65) Oh, really? So when you claimed we had just 15 cases of #coronavirus, would be at zero very soon, and we're now at 100,000 deaths, this means we're ahead of schedule? When you wanted to reopen on April 12th and it's now May 26th, this is ahead of schedule?
#COVID https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1265277965383983104 … pic.twitter.com/KYh3UUPPd7
25 Likes, 6 Retweets
66) Closed #COVID cases
Worldwide
Cases: 2,700,974
Recovered: 2,354,071 (87.2%)
Deaths: 346,933 (12.8%)
Russia
Cases: 122,431
Recovered: 118,798 (97.0%)
Deaths: 3,633 (3.0%)
Yeah, I'm not buying it...
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/?utm_campaign=homeAdTOA …?
#coronavirus
22 Likes, 7 Retweets
67) Trump giving a eulogy: "Just look at him. I don't think he's ever been happier."
#GeorgeFloyd #Snark
24 Likes, 3 Retweets
68) WTF you talkin' 'bout?!?
#DictatorTrump #TrumpDictatorship https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1267838101340196866 … pic.twitter.com/bedI7i59yO
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
69) Two books:
1) "Never Give the Keys of Your Jaguar to a Toddler" - An adult-themed children's book, where I satirize Trump becoming president.
2) "Nick 'The Quick' Load" - A porn satire, where an aspiring porn star has problems with premature ejaculation.
#PitMad
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals:14,491 Likes, 2,623 Retweets (Averages of 210.0 Likes, 38.0 Retweets)
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