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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 65: "Demon Semen" (parody based on the Bush song, "Everything Zen" Premiere Date: 7/30/20 Length: 4:36 (252 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/demon-semen-parody-based-on-the-bush-song-everything-zen/ Transcript: Demon Semen (based off the Bush song, “Everything Zen”) Something’s happening when I sleep Were there some drugs in that lemon? What the hell kinda dreams are these? Did I f*ck a demon? The room’s spinning like KellyAnne Gotta migraine too Did the demon do this to me? Serve me whiskey till 2? Try to sleep the night away Demon semen, demon semen I sure hope not Demon semen, demon semen I sure hope not I saw my doctor late last week He looked at me funny Called in all the hot nurses And then he said to me There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend There’s no sperm in your HO...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Demon Semen' (parody based on the Bush song, 'Everything Zen')," is now available! Here are the lyrics: Demon Semen (based off the Bush song, “Everything Zen”) Something’s happening when I sleep Were there some drugs in that lemon? What the hell kinda dreams are these? Did I f*ck a demon? The room’s spinning like KellyAnne Gotta migraine too Did the demon do this to me? Serve me whiskey till 2? Try to sleep the night away Demon semen, demon semen I sure hope not Demon semen, demon semen I sure hope not I saw my doctor late last week He looked at me funny Called in all the hot nurses And then he said to me There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend Try to sleep the night away Demon semen, demon semen I sure hope not Demo...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 64: C(ovid)OMPLEX Premiere Date: 7/30/20 Length: 8:57 (1,361 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/covidomplex/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 64, entitled, “C(ovid)OMPLEX.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. As you may have noticed, I took some time off after writing, recording, and releasing my anti-Trump rock opera parody, “Arrogant Covidiot.” Thanks to everyone for listening and the positive feedback. While it may not have won any Grammy’s, I’m glad to know it helped several jam and laugh through this COVID mess. If you haven’t heard it yet and want to, just go to my Podbean page, and either click on episode 50 for the entire rock opera parody or click on episodes 51 through 63 for each individual song. Okay, now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s talk C(ovid)OMPLEX. About 5 months ago, Donald Trump pretty much said on national television, “We only have 15 cases of the General Tso with Chopstic...

The latest episode of my podcast (I Feel Snitty), entitled, "C(ovid)OMPLEX," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: In this episode, I refute conspiracy theories spread about the pandemic from those suffering from what I call C(ovid)OMPLEX. These tinfoil-hat beliefs include that: 1) "COVID is a hoax," 2) "COVID is just a means of the government taking away our rights," and 3) "COVID is merely an attempt to prevent Donald Trump from winning re-election," among others. WARNING: If you're wearing a tinfoil hat while listening to this episode, it will explode. The episode can be listened to in its entirety here:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/covidomplex/

Due to some tweets of mine, I got mentioned on the following sites: https://www.politicalflare.com/2020/06/trump-searches-for-a-new-slogan-as-he-abandons-keep-america-great-and-the-internet-has-some-suggestions/ https://politicaltribune.org/trump-campaign-reportedly-considering-dropping-keep-america-great-slogan-and-the-internet-has-suggestions/ All my tweets can be seen here:  https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

I've had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past month. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) God, there are a lot of racists out there. Psst, Wallace wasn't the one who saw the noose & reported it, so to compare him to Jussie Smollett is ridiculous on all levels. Meanwhile at least six black men have been lynched in recent weeks, but yeah, let's focus on this. #FakeNoose 4,803 Likes, 822 Retweets 2) #IStandWithTucker if he stands for getting fired from Fox and makes it his life goal to head a folk rock band by the name of The Obelisk of Wokeness. 2,884 Likes, 210 Retweets 3) Pro-choicers: "Our bodies, our choice!" MAGAts: "Murderers!" Pro-choicers: "Wear a mask!" MAGAts: "Our bodies, our choice!" You're infecting others' bodies with your choice! #FvckMAGAts 1,947 Likes, 603 Retweets 4) Sad...

I just received a new comment on episode 50 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Arrogant Covidiot': An Anti-Trump Rock Opera Parody": - "You wrote all these parodies? Wow! They are awesome!" The rock opera parody can be heard in its entirety here:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/arrogant-covidiot-an-anti-trump-rock-opera-parody/