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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 65: "'Demon Semen' (parody based on the Bush song, 'Everything Zen')," is now available!

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty"

Episode 65: "Demon Semen" (parody based on the Bush song, "Everything Zen"

Premiere Date: 7/30/20

Length: 4:36 (252 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/demon-semen-parody-based-on-the-bush-song-everything-zen/

Transcript:

Demon Semen (based off the Bush song, “Everything Zen”)

Something’s happening when I sleep

Were there some drugs in that lemon?

What the hell kinda dreams are these?

Did I f*ck a demon?



The room’s spinning like KellyAnne

Gotta migraine too

Did the demon do this to me?

Serve me whiskey till 2?



Try to sleep the night away

Demon semen, demon semen

I sure hope not

Demon semen, demon semen

I sure hope not



I saw my doctor late last week

He looked at me funny

Called in all the hot nurses

And then he said to me



There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend

There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend

There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend

There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend



Try to sleep the night away

Demon semen, demon semen

I sure hope not

Demon semen, demon semen

I sure hope not

Demon semen, demon semen



I don’t believe that Facebook is dead

I don’t believe that Facebook is dead

I don’t believe that Facebook is dead

I don’t believe that Facebook is, Facebook is



There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend

There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend

There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend

There’s no sperm in your HORNy friend



Try to sleep the night away

Demon semen, demon semen

I sure hope not

Try to sleep the night away

Demon semen, demon semen

I sure hope not



Semen, semen

I sure hope not

I sure hope not

I sure hope not

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