The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Trumplandia - a book I released in Kindle format in 2019, is now available on paperback for just $6.00 Here's a brief description of it: What do you get when you combine modern-day conservatism with the critically-acclaimed show, Portlandia ? Trumplandia - author Craig Rozniecki's first and hopefully last book of the series and 18th overall. James Bob, or Big Jim to some, hailed from Hicktown, West Virginia, where he owned a restaurant which went by the name TBR, or The Best Roadkill. Big Jim was a happily married man of 10 days. He met his wife, Amanda Goldteeth, during a raccoon-eating contest at a Family Values Festival and the two hit it off like Shaquille O’Neal and a basketball rim made of Icy Hot. To the marriage, Big Jim brought with him a son - Lil Jim - he traded a four-wheeler for several years ago, and a daughter - Jima - he claims a stork dropped off to him with a note which read, “Three words: Whitesnake concert.” Amanda Goldteeth-Bob could never hav...

The Art of the Steal: How a Chump Became School President - a book I released in Kindle format in 2017, is now available on paperback for just $6.50.  Here's a brief description of it:  Whether it was money, gifts, house work, or his grades at school, Ronald Chump had everything handed to him through his first 14 years in life. From getting $1,000 for asking the house maid to clean his room to being promised a Lexus on his 16th birthday to receiving straight “A’s” due to his father guaranteeing the school principal a big return on his investment in Chump University, Ronald had been handed everything to this point in life, but was still left unsatisfied, and now is running for school president. You can purchase the book in paperback form at this link: https://www.lulu.com/en/us/shop/craig-rozniecki/the-art-of-the-steal-how-a-chump-became-school-president/paperback/product-4dz4zk.html?page=1&pageSize=4 It can be purchased on Kindle for $2.99 here: https://www.amazon....

Due to a tweet of mine, I got mentioned on this site: https://awood.blogspot.com/2021/04/nothing-but-hypocrisy-projection-trump.html All my tweets can be found at this link: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

I've had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past month and a half. Here are my tweets, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ):  1) Project Veritas is about as reliable as a drunk slug at a urinal. #ExposeCNN 2,159 Likes, 272 Retweets 2) Church. School. Store. Mall. Concert. Theater. Parlor. Club. Restaurant. Mass shootings have occurred at all these venues in recent years. You can talk 2nd Amendment all you want. I propose we add a 28th Amendment: the freedom to not get shot by a f*cking gun. #GunReformNow 1,628 Likes, 389 Retweets 3) A week in the life of a modern-day Republican M: "Cancel masks!" Tu: "Cancel Delta!" W: "Cancel MLB!" Th: "Cancel Coke!" F: "Cancel voting!" Sa: "Cancel Democrat dictators!" Su: "Cancel cancel culture!" #GOP #GQP 1,396 Likes, 347 Retweets 4) I didn't vote for him, but give me a break. I...

I just received this comment on episode 130 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Batsh*t Creeper' (parody based on the Ted Nugent song, 'Cat Scratch Fever')": - "Gotta get this one on Smule! LOL!" The song can be heard at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/batshit-creeper-parody-based-on-the-ted-nugent-song-cat-scratch-fever/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 130: "Batsh*t Creeper" (parody based on the Ted Nugent song, "Cat Scratch Fever") Premiere Date: 4/20/21 Length: 2:57 (179 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/batshit-creeper-parody-based-on-the-ted-nugent-song-cat-scratch-fever/ Transcript: “Batsh*t Creeper” (to the tune of Ted Nugent’s “Cat Scratch Fever”) Denied its very existence But now he’s got it Didn’t crap his pants this time To get out of serving his country like a true hero Sh*t got him; feels like he’s dyin’   He is a batsh*t creeper Batsh*t creeper   He has made plenty of threats Just ask Secret Service They decided to pay a visit He was stumbling, completely lit Probably eating squirrel sh*t   He is a batsh*t creeper Batsh*t creeper   He is a real batsh*t creeper Batsh*t creeper   He likes gals with the middle name Jailbait He hopes it’s not too late To take them out on Friday to roller-skate Oh, but he is...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Batsh*t Creeper' (parody based on the Ted Nugent song, 'Cat Scratch Fever')" is now available! Here are the lyrics:   “Batsh*t Creeper” (to the tune of Ted Nugent’s “Cat Scratch Fever”) Denied its very existence But now he’s got it Didn’t crap his pants this time To get out of serving his country like a true hero Sh*t got him; feels like he’s dyin’   He is a batsh*t creeper Batsh*t creeper   He has made plenty of threats Just ask Secret Service They decided to pay a visit He was stumbling, completely lit Probably eating squirrel sh*t   He is a batsh*t creeper Batsh*t creeper   He is a real batsh*t creeper Batsh*t creeper   He likes gals with the middle name Jailbait He hopes it’s not too late To take them out on Friday to roller-skate Oh, but he is a family man Old ‘nuff to be dad   He does wrap himself in the American flag Whic...