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Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 211: "Grifts Away" (parody based off Dobie Gray's song "Drift Away")

Premiere Date: 4/8/2023

Length: 3:53 (308 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/grifts-away-parody-based-on-dobie-gray-s-song-drift-away/

Transcript: 

“Grifts Away” (parody based on the Dobie Gray song, “Drift Away”)

Day after day he files lawsuits

For anything, nothing, and/or everything

Through it all he has never paid his dues

His lawyers snarl and cringe

He’s still the same

 

They give him some treats, then give him some more

As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away

They give him some treats, then give him some more

As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away

 

He demands your donations all the time

Then brags that he’s much richer than you

He goes on spouting bigly lies

Tells you what you must do

Or else he will sue

 

They give him some treats, then give him some more

As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away

They give him some treats, then give him some more

As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away

 

And when his bank’s wiped clean

He knows who to see – the mob and Vlady

They’ll help carry him through

If he grabs US by the pu$$y

 

He’s far weaker than a silly string

Far dumber than a deformed, comatose frog

Yet when he croaks, millions still believe

He can carry a song

They sing along

 

They give him some treats, then give him some more

As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away

They give him some treats, then give him some more

As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away

 

They give him some treats, then give him some more

As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away

They give him some treats, then give him some more

As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away

 

Nah nah nah, don’t you, don’t you pay him

Don’t pay him

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