The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Here's how I viewed Thursday night's debate...    Tapper: "President Biden, you're old." Biden: "Is that your question?" Tapper: "Thank you, Mr. President. President Trump, your response?" Trump: "He's so old he's dead. The man standing right next to me is literally dead, bigly." Tapper: "Thank you, Mr. President." Bash: "President Trump, what is 2+2?" Trump: "7. Period." Bash: "Thank you, Mr. President. President Biden, your response?" Biden: "That's a load of malarkey. 2+2 is 4. Duh. Also, I'm not dead. I'm here. I'm talking, aren't I?" Bash: "Thank you, Mr. President. Staying with you, who is your favorite WNBA player?" Biden: "Say what? I don't have time to watch sports. I have a job to do. I'm President of the United States of America." Bash: "Thank you, Mr. President. President Trump, who is your favorite WNBA player?...

1) "We had the greatest economy in the history of our country. We had never done so well. Every – everybody was amazed by it. Other countries were copying us." 2) "But the thing we never got the credit for, and we should have, is getting us out of that COVID mess." 3) "The only jobs he created are for illegal immigrants and bounceback jobs; they’re bounced back from the COVID." 4) "Not going to drive them higher. It’s just going to cause countries that have been ripping us off for years, like China and many others, in all fairness to China – it’s going to just force them to pay us a lot of money, reduce our deficit tremendously, and give us a lot of power for other things." (tariffs) 5) "He also said he inherited 9 percent inflation." 6) "No, he inherited almost no inflation and it stayed that way for 14 months. And then it blew up under his leadership, because they spent money like a bunch of people that didn’t know what t...

“Thank you. Wow. It’s not too hot out here, right? It’s not bad. I heard it was going to be terrible. I heard it was going to be so hot. Did you see we put out a notice saying, Don’t come? So only 20,000 people showed up. It’s never been anything like this, but it’s great to be back in the beautiful, beautiful state. You know the state; we love it. And you always have to say it correctly, Nevada. You aren’t going to call it Nevada. With thousands of proud, hard-working American patriots. And that’s what you are. With your help, we’re going to win Nevada. We’re going to defeat your Biden-loving, radical-left senator, Jacky Rosen, who’s terrible. By the way, she’s a terrible senator. We’re going to knock off the Biden crime family. It’s a Biden family of crime, including the fact that they’ve weaponized the Department of Justice like it has never happened in this country. We’re going to end the weak and failed regime of Crooked Joe Biden, the worst president in the history of our count...