The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

BREAKING NEWS: In addition to the Gulf of America (formerly the Gulf of Mexico), Donald Trump has vowed to change the following across the globe (and beyond): - From Pacific to Specific Ocean - From the Great Lakes to the Greaterest Lakes - From Grand Canyon to Gand Crayon - From Pyramids to Pyrahighs - From the Statue of Liberty to the Statue of Biberty - From the Great Wall of China to the Awful, Sad, Tiny, Pathetic, No Good, You Can Hardly Even Call It a Wall Wall of China - From the Dead Sea to the Anti-Woke Sea - From Iran to Isprintedtoagoldmedalinthe400milethingy - From Uranus to Americasanus - From Russia to Heaven

Trump: "The 'S' in 'BRICS' is for Spain, bigly!" Here's likely what he believes other acronyms mean: AARP: Association of All Reta*ded Parrots BTW: Between Two Wives CIA: Can't Ignore Aliens EMS: Enemy Mimes Speak GPS: Go Past Sasquatch LOL: Lesbian On Lesbian MIA: Me Intelligent As-F*ck OMG: One More Gazebo WTF: Weary Testicle Force YOLO: You Oughta Lie Once

Why'd you vote for Trump?  "He'll end the Ukraine war on the first day!" Yeah, didn't happen. What else you got? "He'll make groceries cheaper!" He's about to implement tariffs, which will increase the price of groceries. Care to try again? "He's a man of God!" His favorite book is "Two Corinthians." "So?" Who, besides your orange messiah, calls it by that name? "Everyone I know." Liar. The guy wouldn't even place his tiny hand on the Bible while being sworn-in. "So?" He seems to make it a point to break every Commandment at least 45 to 47 times a week. "No one's perfect." The guy has compared himself to Jesus I don't know how many times. "But it's kinda true when you..." Have you ever read the Bible? "Of course! It's my favorite book!" Read the teachings of Jesus. They are antithetical to the words and actions of Lord Little Hands. "Anti-...

Trump's campaign promises vs. what he meant Promise: "On Day 1, 'we will begin the largest deportation operation in American history.'" What he meant: "On Day 1, we will change 'Gulf of Mexico' to 'Gulf of America,' which will make all Mexicans want to leave America for their homeland, out of bigly anger." Promise: “My very first day back in the White House, I will terminate every single open border policy of the Biden-Harris administration, and we will seal the border.” What he meant: "My very first day back in the White House, I will force the allegedly bordering-nation of Canada to be the 41st state of these great United States." Promise: “We will drill, baby, drill.” What he meant: "I'll continue trying to silence women from coming forward about me drilling them, with or without their content." Promise: “We will end inflation and make America affordable again.” What he meant: "Grocery prices will never com...

We are truly living in Idiocracy. MAGAs regularly, and ironically I might add, like to declare America has lost itself, ever since it parted ways with Christ. I say 'ironically,' because these same individuals worship a man (Trump) who is the antithesis of Christ and his teachings. If you don't believe me, read the Bible sometime. Trump is literally antichrist. No matter what one's religious beliefs are, however, if one believes in 'free will,' said beliefs are not determinative of a country's production and overall standing. That's not the case when it comes to 'rule of law' and 'truth,' however. Donald Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts. He was charged with 54 additional felonies. The man was found liable for: fraud, defamation (twice), and raping a woman. In his first term, he was documented as to having lied 30,573 times. It was commonplace for both he and members of his administration to use language such as: - "Fake news...