The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I've decided to take my political satire to another avenue - shirts. My new online shirt store is called, "When Shirts Hit the Fan." - https://when-shirts-hit-the-fan.printify.me/ Here is shirt design #1 ("I Don't Negotiate with Domestic Terrorists"). - https://when-shirts-hit-the-fan.printify.me/product/18177192/i-dont-negotiate-with-domestic-terrorists-unisex-softstyle-t-shirt   This is shirt design #2 (Anti-Fascism). - https://when-shirts-hit-the-fan.printify.me/product/18180110/anti-fascism-unisex-softstyle-t-shirt

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I keep seeing and hearing self-described liberals/progressives saying things such as, “We’re done with the Democratic Party!” “The Democratic Party is just as bad as the Republican Party!” and “I’m either not voting or voting 3 rd party from here on!” First off, the two parties are not remotely the same. Let’s compare January 6 th from 2021 to 2025. Notice any differences? If not, I seriously recommend you schedule an appointment with your optometrist, stat! Given the fact so many registered Democrats stayed home this past November, however, it seems rather obvious to me some changes need to be made moving forward. Yes, I’m going to run through said changes. 1)     1)   Chutes for Leaders : With all due respect to the likes of Joe Biden, Chuck Schumer, and Nancy Pelosi, amongst others, it’s high past time for party leaders to get a makeover. No, I don’t mean Senator Schumer should go Twisted Sister; I mean it’s time for some new faces atop the Democratic P...

Trump's day, in a nutshell... 5:30 am: "I'm gonna tariff the sh*t outta everybody and their moms." 6:30 am: "Okay, maybe not the moms, because some of them might be 10s, and then there might be a couple of 4s, which makes a 10." 7:30 am: "Wait, but tariffs are the best things ever created, so moms would love it, so yeah, I'm gonna tariff them too." 8:30 am: "Elon wants to be the head of DOTE (Department of Tariff Efficiency). Whatever, it'll keep the weirdo busy." 9:30 am: "Tariffs are gonna save people so much money. This is going to be brilliant. The more zeroes, the more savings. I'm gonna tariff all 3 countries in the world 1,000,000,000,000,000%. We're all gonna be rich!" 10:30 am: "Okay, I'm being told tariffs might actually cost people money, so I'm gonna lower the increase to just 1,000,000%." 11:30 am: "Psych! No tariffs! That one country offered me a 12-foot life-size poster of me...