Sadly, after 73 years of working hard; showing family and friends a good time; and mastering the art of telling offensive dad-jokes, my father unexpectedly passed away last week. Unfortunately, his giving nature and disorganized finances (putting it nicely) has placed the family - my mom, in particular - in a bit of a hole, so I decided to create a GoFundMe page for the family. I was honestly torn on whether or not to create a fundraising page, for my dad was much too proud (stubborn) to ever ask for help. The guy didn't even ask Siri for directions. Having said that, though, he was always giving to others in financial strain; he never asked for anything in return; and I think even he would appreciate others giving back, upon his passing - especially to the family he loved and supported for so long. Any and all donations would be appreciated beyond words. Thanks for taking the time to read this, and RIP, dad. We miss you. https://www.gofundme.com/f/rozniecki-family-nee...
“Prancing in the Dark” (parody based on Bruce Springsteen’s “Dancing in the Dark”) He posts rants in the morning When the whole world’s sleeping away He’s got the all-caps going “WHY WON’T YOU HEAR WHAT I’VE GOT TO SAY?!?” “I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE TIRED!” “I NEED YOUR CLICKS LIKE NO ONE ELSE!” So he feels important Melania is out with Trudeau You can’t admire A grown man crying, stomping about He should be fired Keeping us up, while prancing in the dark He holds his hostages dearer Telling them everything is gonna be great Blames the stick-up on Viagra “Blue pills are just as evil as blue states!” “Someone should call a doctor” “I’ve had this mushroom bump for 4 days” “Let’s all demand that Anthem” “Gives us something to cover this” You can’t admire A grown man crying, stomping about He should be fired Keeping us up, while prancing in the dark He grabs a mic, in a coma Plays the “PENIS!” game in a library He shouts “BINGO!” at nursing homes ‘Ven though he doesn’t know how to play All ca...